*shrug emoji*

[tzikeh]

What do you call these and where are you from?

What do you call these and where are you from?

I call them petits fours and I'm from the USA

I call them petits fours and I'm from the UK

I call them petits fours and I'm from the EU

I call them petits fours and I'm from a country not included in this list

I call them something else and I'm from the USA

I call them something else and I'm from the UK

I call them something else and I'm from the EU

I call them something else and I'm from a country not included in this list

Voting ended onJul 3

Please reblog for larger sample size if you feel like it!

[fkyb]

"Petits fours" ????

No no no no listen "four" is french for oven !! Petits fours are savory ! and oven baked ! Like a mini pizza, or a mini quiche, or ham and cheese wrapped in pâte feuilletée, but desserts ???

That picture shows mignardises, sweet, chocolatey mignardises that don't know the heat of the oven !

[socialmaya]

[dalenthas]

I love that this joke works in English even though it's not written in English.

[shamebats]

The (European) sun is a deadly laser, stay safe everyone

[unfuckablebogtroll]

☝️🤓 it’s because the further you move toward the earth’s poles, the lower the angle of the sun is at the hottest parts of the day, meaning the radiation hits your whole body, causing it to feel 10-20 degrees warmer than the thermometer reading will tell you. People from tropical climes, aka close to the equator, are used to the sun’s radiation hitting a much smaller target- their head and shoulders.

Also the further you move toward the poles the more pronounced the difference between the length of day and night is. Worst part of a far-north (or south) heatwave is it doesn’t get dark long enough for meaningful cooling.

It’s not the heat. It very literally is the sun.

[blackpyrefly]

great pyrenees are so fucking awesome theyre just big. if i didnt think that owning one was a supremely bad idea for me in particular id get one. i just think itd become my boss or something. im too lazy for a working breed truly

[blackpyrefly]

go white boy

[blackpyrefly]

sarcastic dog. dog that has contempt for you

[johann159]

[grynwood]

Your honor, I love them, they're so horrible

[swan2swan]

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

[luimnigh]

[ladydevoir]

[zell-ion]

Gideon the Ninth movie finishes, curtains close, and the music over the aftercredits is a somber cover of Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up

[shiroikabocha]

Then in the HtN movie, there’s a somber instrumental leitmotif that plays every time Harrow encounters something that should remind her of [ORTUS]— but it trails off unfinished each time.

Until it DOESN’T, and it becomes clear that the leitmotif was the opening notes of Never Gonna Give You Up, and we get a triumphant, orchcestral rendition of the song playing over a montage of Gideon slaying Heralds and keeping Harrow’s thumbs on

[clubnich]

The Ninth Saint to Serve the King Undying and her cavalier Ǫ̸̥̬̳̟̞̙̼̳͓̉͋́ṛ̶̠̰̘̤̯̹͎̫̈́̌̚t̸̢̡̧̢̛̛̘̘͎̝̪͉̅͆̈́̈̒̈́̿͘ú̴͉̳͊̀̇͠s̸̺̘̙͑̈̂͂̒̾͜ ̶̘̠͔͆̌Н̴̼͚̱͚̙̭̳̪̙́̐̄̈͌̚и̶̧̌̓̇͜г̶͔̲̼͖̙̳̒̀͌́͋͂͝͝е̴͓͈̲̌н̸̡̢̛̠͚̼̻͍̠̂͂͑̾̇͒̕͝͝а̴̠̪͌̈́̎̀̓̅̀̚͠д̵̭̬͓̠̫͓͓̝̹̍̾ͅ

[wouldyoueatthisfood]

Would you eat this?

I would eat this

I would not eat this

I have eaten this (positive)

I have eaten this (negative)

Voting ended onJul 2

Food: strawberry avocado pico de gallo

Ingredients: avocado, strawberries, mango, jalapeño, red onion, cilantro, honey, lime juice, salt

[alteredpanel]

happy make a terrible comic day. i decided to try making a comic using an inkwell pen for the first time with no sketch on a subject that's boring to everyone except me

[aforest2006remaster]

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

[aforest2006remaster]

you know… these guys

[fanotastic]

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

[citrineghost]

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

[lonevarg]

@fanotastic more worms

[fanotastic]

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

[fanotastic]

Fuck you guys.

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

My fellow fuckers, I present you-

384

[fanotastic]

Happy Pride Month

The worm curtain is GAY

[were--ralph]

Pee in a cup and leave it outside near ants - if they avoid it's probably not diabetes, if they seem interested, you might have sugar in your pee and should get checked out

what the fuck is this 1200's medical science 101

[spacecaptainglow]

As a specimen processor who checks body fluids for a living I can confirm this is a real, vaguely accurate ancient way of checking for diabetes that dates back at least to Pliny the Elder

[were--ralph]

no i know it's real but this isn't the middle ages I can literally go to the UC or ER if i need to?? why would i resort back to this

[were--ralph]

actually nvm the American healthcare system is absolutely too expensive you're right

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

it's cheap it's easy and it's free: giving urine samples to your ants

[irenes-tender-world]

art nouveau pearl grape pendant necklace, 19th century

[alhashimis]

does it bother you when a blog is very multifandom?

yes

no

Voting ended onJul 1

feel free to rb, i'm super curious

[niyarest]

can someone explain what he's talking about i got distracted by his giant jiggling honkers badonkers

[x]

[niyarest]

[official-boob-posts]

the slut is back !?

[b0nkcreat]

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

[clowniconography]

wait ok this is actually one that has caused some contention before when I've talked to people about it. reblog and tag whether or not you check the weather prediction every day before going out