Flamelo

she/her ⚘

[flamelo]

I don't know what it is, but I can't stop myself from drawing Suki in dress

[flamelo]

New art pice just dropped 🫳

[homunculus-argument]

Those who think that wisdom and whimsy are mutually exclusive have neither. It's vitally important to do the right thing when the consequences are dire, and to do a whole bunch of utterly frivolous silly dumb shit when it doesn't matter what you do.

[localcryptidsteg]

Often, the wise thing must be disguised as silly frivolous dumb shit in order to actually work

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

very telling that even if you’re not allowed to view content related to self harm/suicide/eating disorders due to not giving up your ID on the uk internet you will still be shown relentless ads for weight loss drugs and fad diets showing unrealistic/AI generated bodies and unhealthy methods and time frames for weight loss that can only be achieved by starvation. oh and also so so many gambling ads. relentless ads for gacha and gambling services. almost like it’s not actually about protecting kids at all or something

[mybeautifuldarktwistedshane]

Vegas penthouse scene to me:

Ilya: ok hollander now touch yourself and I will watch from this cuck chair and I won't touch you.

Shane: ok. *30 seconds later* this is boring, can you fuck me?

Ilya: Ok! :)

*after*

Ilya: fuckkkk.... i let myself be dragged into his web again..... i can't keep letting him get close to me, it's too dangerous... after all that, still, all i want to do is kiss him.... but i can't drag him down here with me... he doesn't deserve this, he doesn't know what an awful and broken person I am... the enormity of my desire disgusts me

Shane: fuckk.... something is wrong with me....I've missed him for months and now even though we just had amazing sex, still, all i want to do is kiss him... the enormity of my desire disgusts me

[penandinkprincess]

unreasonably amused by the idea of shane who entertains himself by just being a fucking MENACE off screen when ilya is doing something for the team's social media or an interview or someting

it's nothing official or high stakes and shane's around people he knows so is looser and less Hollander™

which obvi means this is the best time to mouth "fuck you" over and over while flipping his husband off as he tries to make ilya break and either have to start over or just not be able to keep his composure

meanwhile ilya is just !! "no!! turn this camera!! he is-NO DON'T STOP DOING IT NOW. DO IT AGAIN."

*WILDLY fake innocent confused face* "do?? what?? you sound crazy right now."

*camera swings back to ilya*

"well, even with my husband being annoying and mean to me, we are still set up for-NO!! HE IS DOING IT AGAIN!! CATCH HIM!! SHOW THE WORLD WHAT SHANE HOLLANDER I-NO!! DO NOT ACT INNOCENT NOW!!"

*shane the SECOND the camera is back on him* 🤨🤨🤨😇😇😇

[penandinkprincess]

every single player just passing behind him and handing him their stick with "hey, you mind?" "hollzy, hold this for me, please?" until he's holding like. a fucking BOUQUET of hockey sticks in one arm.

still SO focused. not breaking at ALL.

he doesn't even end up being the punchline of the prank because it's genuinely just impressive.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[whichie]

in my world Shane was good friends with his high school girlfriend Jessica NoLastName before they started dating, and in the comphet queer experience they vibed so hard with each other they were like "so I guess you're my boyfriend/girlfriend, because that's what boys and girls are Supposed To Do when they like each other". they just hang out like usual but then sometimes they try to have sex and neither of them are that into it, and they're just relieved the other one isn't that upset about the lackluster experience to examine why that is lol. and that lasts through draft day like in canon, where in this au Shane would be more tore up about breaking it off with Jessica because he thinks they can't still be friends after, because boys aren't Supposed To Be friends with their exes.

but he's joining the MLH and she's going to college in Ottawa, so they end up breaking up after all and they're both devastated because that's their best friend and it's weird now. I don't think they talk much or even at all for Shane's rookie year, and this really sucks for him because he's having these new experiences with hockey and sex and the one person he would have talked to is Jessica, who he should not want to still be friends with because no girl wants her boyfriend to still talk to his ex girlfriend, and eventually he'll get a new girlfriend, someday.

then the Metros get booted out of the playoffs, the whole rooftop confrontation at the awards in vegas, and then the summer passes, and he's just got back to Montreal from the cottage when he gets a knock on the door, and there is Jessica, holding the strap to a duffel bag with tears in her eyes saying she has no where else to go, her parents kicked her out. she's gay, Shane. they hate that she's gay more than they love her. he thinks about telling her he's been with boys too, but it's really just Rozanov and that's not going anywhere, so he hugs her and chickens out on telling her they're more alike than they thought, because he's not gay.

she's a full time art student on scholarship and doesn't have a job, of course he lets her stay with him for as long as she needs, and they fall back into their best friendship easily. and when she does get a job she transfers colleges to the university in Montreal, and she starts making noises about finding her own place, but Shane realizes he didn't like living alone. so, they just keep being roommates.

his parents and teammates are so happy for him getting a girlfriend, and he can't find a way to tell them it's not like that without explaining why. so he doesn't. but they keep trying to get Jessica to team events, and Jackie wants her in the WAGs chat, and eventually Shane invites her to dinner with them and says look, please do me a solid and pretend to be my girlfriend. and of course she's like Shane just get a girlfriend why do I have to pretend. and, well, there's really no way out but to explain that he doesn't want one, and he thinks he's gay? cue a panic attack because holy shit Jessica he can't be gay.

she calms him down and they go to the party as his friend and he takes her everywhere with him after that. do not separate a gay boy and his emotional support butch. all the Metros are like holy shit, Shane has feelings for this girl and she does NOT reciprocate. but it works in that no one tries to set him up with random girls anymore.

[whichie]

get peer reviewed @scunthotter because you are so correct. imagine if that one glorious moment where Ilya went to 2017 all stars weekend intending to be Shane's mistress had lasted the whole first few years they were hooking up. because you know the hockey gossip would be all over the whole 'high school sweethearts' bit so Ilya can't even claim to have had Shane first. but he's giving him something Jessica No Name could never provide she's not even a hockey player she doesn't challenge him like Ilya does she can't push and push and push until they're both standing alone at the top, together. but never together.

[lesbianprophecy]

are you gonna take me to pound town? are you gonna fuck me? (x)

[setulose]

(scrolling dashboard after something big happens in a fandom you don't care about)

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do you guys think there are worms who fetishize being put on fish hooks

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[lizardsmp3]

sometimes you see a tweet and know you have to draw something so fucking stupid

[ayagdos]

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[moonfox-mumbles]

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[pt: DO NOT TAKE THIS SURVEY]

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Project 2025 outright calls on conservatives to fund and manufacture more “studies” on the “negative” effects of trans-affirming care.

[reishi-is-tired]

guess we need to be circulating this psa again. This Is A Fucking Trap. Do Not Participate.

[semiconductiveshanehollander]

thinking about the ilya POV vegas story where it says ‘the way ilya was more tempted to gather hollander in his arms and hold him all night rather than fuck him didn’t make sense’ in a post cottage or even during the cottage scene… hmmm…. a fic with ilya giving into his urge to hold him as a prize….. hmmmm…

shane being fully prepared to chew his own ego and roll his eyes half heartedly before he lets ilya take whatever he wants as he strips off his shirt when ilya tells him to before being entirely thrown off when ilya just goes ‘now put this on’ as he hands him a pyjama shirt. same thing goes for his pants. and shane is very thrown off course but is still trying to rib ‘this is really doing it for you huh?’, ‘i like these ones you know, i won’t be happy if you tear them’ etc etc and ilya just half humming in answer as he drags around THE Shane Hollander Greatest Hockey Player to ever step on ice, into the living room where he bundles the nearly 6 foot 200lbs man in blankets and orders dinner for them as he instructs shane to stay put, who eventually huffs from all of his teasing being turned down and his Plan for how this was supposed to go being thrown off and is all scrunched up in the face going ‘look i don’t know this game and if you just don’t wanna fuck tonight then just fucking say so jesus christ’ before ilya grabs his face and is all ‘this is what i want, turn on the tv and stay’

and shane gets to learn a whole new side of submission. where ilya holds him to his chest, occasionally tightening his grip until a sliver of visible skin turns a discoloured pale and ilya hums and loosens it again. insisting to feed shane despite how embarrassed it makes him (until shane starts squirming in the same way he did when ilya made him repeat that he was his slut until the syllables could no longer be classified as english). where shane’s head starts to fill up with cotton in a way it never had outside of sex. where ilya whispers a question to him about the game that was on the tv, a ‘what was his assist average last season?’ or a ‘hmm he should have just shot and not passed, yes?’ or even just ‘did you see that?’ and shane hums because he didn’t even realize he hadn’t been paying attention. he didn’t think he had to, he thought ilya was paying attention for him right now? and his big confused eyes meet ilyas and ilya hums in the same way a dragon does when it’s sat on top of all its treasures as he runs his fingers over shane’s face until the big eyes flutter shut and ilya leads him back into his place on his chest where shane’s head is perched on his shoulder so ilya can monitor his breathing. the slow but still mostly awake pattern that hitches whenever ilyas fingers stray just a inch too deep into the waistband of shane’s sleep pants before he brings his hand back out and soothes over the disturbed material until his breathing evens out again.

other people have fucked shane. other people see shane naked on a near daily basis. maybe no one as good or as throughly as ilya. but absolutely no one has seen shane like this. no one would even think to ask for it as a prize in same way no one would ask for a bicycle riding unicorn as a prize because to them this shane couldn’t even be a possibility. but ilya gets him almost as immobile and mailable as the stanley cup itself. what a prize.

[plain-flavoured-english]

[nettlepixie]

i just know at some point they’re having dinner at the pikes’ and ilya is doing his smug just-skirting-the-borderline-of-becoming-public-foreplay bit of being like “my boyfriend is shane fucking hollander best in the league actually he has three stanley cups” and hayden’s like yeah i have three stanley cups too 🙂

and ilya’s like……. what

and hayden’s like i was there i also won i am literally a three-time stanley cup winner too

and oooooh you know things are going to get so ugly plates might actually be thrown like idk if this makes sense but the vision is brought to you by me thinking about how the playful hollanov sex banter of shane having more cups than ilya is all fun and games until you realise HAYDEN PIKE has more than ilya too

[lavenderprose]

Things that are ACTUALLY in the Shane Hollander Mic'd Up compilation that we all wish we could watch through the portal:

- "Hey, how was your summer? Good, good."

- "Mic'd up. I'm mic'd up. Don't."

- "Have you ever been to Greece? Told Ilya I would ask you."

- "What? No, man, he didn't say that. He said he was gonna get your ass. Yeah, man, he only fucks one ass. Yeah, I mean, I would say fuck you too but--"

- "Heeeey, davai, davai. Great assist. Hah, no, don't come closer, I'm mic'd and you know I don't trust you."

- "The Royal Tiger Towel Paper Towel Power Play. The Royal Tiger Towel Paper Towel Power Play. The Royal--"

- "HEY MATHESON. You ever been to Vegas? I said, you ever been to VEGAS? I hear they let the good hockey players go there in the summer but I feel like you wouldn't know that."

- "FUCK. Hey, ref, what the fuck was that? Oh, you didn't see that? Fuck you. No, you stay there, my husband's gonna talk to you--fuck you, put me in the bin then, this is bullshit--"

- "You have the smelling salts? Yeah. FUCK--"

- "I am mic'd. Remember I am mic'd. Nope, not even in Russian."

- "Oh, yeah, the pickle video was funny. Harris said it got a lot of views, so. Yeah, no, he actually really does love pickles that much."

- "Sinclair, you got something to say? Yeah, I'm better at hide the pickle than you are at hockey. You want to ask another stupid question?"

- "You know, I run a charity too. Oh, I just assumed that you were doing some kind of Make-A-Wish thing out here with your wingers, since it looks like this is your first day on the ice."

- "Oh, hey, look. Jackie and the kids are waving at us. Okay. Okay, Rozanov, that's enough."

- "Mic'd. Mic'd. Mic'd."

- "Hello Hockey Night, welcome to my husband's shoulder pads--" "Fuck OFF, Rozanov."

- "Great goal. Great goal. Lyublyu tebya. Yes, baby, you did that."

[hollanovcat]

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