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the item on your left is your wizard name, is it good?

yes

it's funny

it's great

it's awful

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Voting ended onAug 2, 2025

cunt-force-therapy

Washcloth?

Just kill me atp

flaming-psycho

The great wizard Woobie.

cantanopeshitthatwastaken

It’s interesting how diseases rip through schools at incredible speeds despite being in an arguably modern, clean(ish) environment. I wonder if it has something to do with the whole “you need a doctor’s note to excuse your absence of even one day” combined with the average price of going to a doctor, the lack of education on things like “you’re still contagious even after the fever goes away”, and the overwhelming message of “if you don’t struggle through it, you’re a failure!”

thatgiraffebutt

On my campus there tends to be a problem where even I you have the doctors note professors will still take points off of your final grade regardless of how sick you are. I’ve seen people show up to class with the stomach flu, pneumonia, respiratory infections and all sorts of other contagious ailments.

literallyaflame

Here’s a fun story:

The school system I grew up in put an absolutely ungodly amount of pressure on kids to Show Up Every Day No Matter What. Many schools are like this, but looking back, my town’s was borderline fucking dystopian. They asked me why I didn’t just “postpone” a surgery at one point— when I was fifteen— to give you an idea of how monumentally obtuse these people were.

So, in elementary school, I started having chicken pox symptoms, right? They were mild because I was vaccinated (yay!) but my mom recognized them quickly and took me to the doctor, because my mom is a reasonable human being with standards. The doctor said “yup, you’ve got those pox, it may seem mild but please for the love of god DO NOT take her to school, she is very contagious even though she may FEEL okay.”

So I had to stay home from school until I got clearance from my doctor to go back. I was an angry little gremlin the whole time, because I wanted to go to the school library and read books about the human skull, but my mother said, “no, you cannot leave this house, and do not scratch the bumps please.” So I sat at home and tried not to scratch the bumps, like a good little gremlin.

A few days into my Chicken Pox Related House Arrest, we got a letter from the school. I was far from the only person with chicken pox, as it so happened. Like… a tenth of my second grade class had Confirmed Pox. We all fell ill within DAYS of each other.

So how did this happen, you ask? Well, a kid had chicken pox, and he came to school anyway. “Ah, well perhaps they didn’t know,” you may very well say. “Maybe his parents didn’t notice!” No. No, they noticed. In fact they KNEW it was CHICKEN POX. They sent him to school anyway.

The kid’s parents…….. were, in fact, teachers at the school. And they KNOWINGLY made him go to school sick, because they didn’t want to risk hurting his precious “perfect attendance” record. They figured that since he wasn’t, like, Literally Dying, it was better for him not to miss school. Never mind the fact that they were actively endangering hundreds of little kids.

Fast forward to my freshman year of college. A kid came to class with mumps because he ‘couldn’t afford to miss’. Guess what happened? Mumps outbreak! Diseases are, as it turns out, good at being diseases! Vaccinations are phenomenal, but they can only do so much, and some people rely on herd immunity to not be killed by preventable illness.

This entire attitude needs to die. It’s dangerous. Food service workers are forced to show up sick, little kids are forced to show up sick, college students show up sick because they’re afraid of flunking out.

And on top of it all, misinformation campaigns are encouraging people not to get vaccinations! It’s 2019 and we’re flirting with the plague! Next thing you know some blogger is gonna be like “actually we should all be fucking rats and eating our meat raw, death to all science and god bless america”

madd-catter

Many kids at my school will show up really sick because we only get like three days of excused absences without a doctor’s note.

gen-is-gone

this is what those in literary academia call “foreshadowing”

(note the dates)

anarchistmemedistro

this post aged like an ice cube in an oven

deathcomes4u

worst part is! IT’S STILL HAPPENING! SCHOOLS AND WORKPLACES ARE STILL LIKE THIS!!! THEY LEARNED NOTHING!!!!!!!

mod2amaryllis

thotsoflore

Literally looking like the kind of note you find in a post apocalyptic horror game jesus

flaming-psycho

Pleased to say that while my college requires a note, they offer a FREE, ON CAMPUS medical team who will check you over, prescribe meds, and can give you that note or contact your professor directly.

#well included with tuition not free but still #its also one of the cheapest colleges in my state #and the teaching is decent!

arcanobabble

I've been poly for long enough that sometimes I forget almost everyone will assume everyone else is mono. Oh no yeah sorry I forgot to mention but my girlfriend doesn't actually have an issue with the wellspring of love in my heart stirring for people.

#i was made with two arms so i could hold the hands of two kind n sexy beings

were--ralph

how do you feel about the millitary

i AM american and i think it is an honor to serve your country

i am NOT american and think it is an honor to serve your country

I AM american and do NOT think it is an honor to serve your country

I am NOT american and do NOT think it is an honor to serve your country

Voting ended onApr 21, 2025

flaming-psycho

I serve, but nowadays I find it quite the struggle to find any honor in it. It has become a means of education, little more.

iwantsweetrevenge

mortimermcmirestinks

lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post

dingdongyouarewrong

if you like or enjoy something mildly popular, LITERALLY ANYTHING AT ALL, there will be a massive backlash to it about 2-3 years in the future where it’s suddenly derided as bad and cringe to like. inevitably. your interests are not immune to it. at a certain point you really have to just not worry about that culture and enjoy your interests anyway

official-penis-posts

Can’t wait for the penis backlash

flaming-psycho

I believe that's already a thing called radical feminism mx peen.

beastlybardou

It's so frustrating being a wild canine and simultaneously wanting and hating the comforts of the domestic dog.

I watch videos of people carefully picking out their dog's raw food, giving them luxurious baths, showing new collars and gear they bought for them, so on, and every time there's a little voice in my head that says "I want to be taken care of like that. That looks so nice." But whenever someone tries to do any of those things for me, the wild side of me revolts and makes me bare my teeth and reject it. I suddenly feel trapped and controlled and condescended to. Logically, I know I'm not. Those things are being given out of love and want for me to be comfortable, but I can't accept it.

I just wish I was able to relax and have the things that dogs have, I'll even ask for it, but then when it's happening, the collar feels like it's choking me, the brush feels like its yanking my fur, the toys reek of plastic, and then before I know it I'm snarling and shaking it all off and lunging to get back into the forest. I guess I'm just not meant to be domesticated.

thecraftgremlin

We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

necrosystem

Kettle.

flaming-psycho

Rice Cooker

#or electric kettle #its a godsend when im fiending for tea

curiositysavesthecat

NSFW — What would the act of having sex with one's own clone be?

It'd be incest

It'd be masturbation

Voting ended onFeb 9, 2025

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flaming-psycho

The question is, what type of clone? Is it a clone akin to the cloning technology we have today? That would be incest. Or is it an exact clone with all your memories, straight from a sci-fi novel? That would then be masturbation.