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🕯been here since '12 ✨️ stopping by🕯

[existennialmemes]

It's Autumn, which means if I make a Big Pot of Soup it will Fix Everything. No one fact check me on this. We need to let the soup speak for itself.

[greelin]

“must everything be homoerotic” no. but many things are, you will find

[greelin]

and if not, rest assured. I will find a way

[bob-belcher]

THE OFFICE (2005 - 2013) Season 5 | Episode 21

[jamjjamm]

Gilmore Girls

[hehadamechanicalarm]

[pradadada6]

You really do get over it on a random day.

[paxamericana]

my grandparents lived through the depression and spent the rest of their lives stuffing cash under the mattress and hoarding old egg cartons in the garage, so i can’t wait to find out what weird neuroses i’m gonna pick up over the next few years

[done]

hate when i go out in public and the public is there

[loughnesstwo-deactivated2021101]

it seems the public is no longer in the public

[lady-raziel]

[charmdog]

*adopts 420 children* haha raise it

[xxxan-xiety]

don’t you mean blaze it? 

[charmdog]

NO YOU DON’T BLAZE 420 CHILDREN THAT’S WRONG

[lostinhistorypics]

Spanish Flu, 1918. Family Portrait.

[webscene-remade]

this is all because I never experienced the triumphs and defeats the epic highs and lows of high school football

[prokopetz]

I think a big part of the reason I love cryptids is that they’re literally the only subgenre of conspiracy theories where you can be reasonably assured it isn’t secretly about hating Jews. Like, when people talk about aliens or lizard people or sinister banking cabals, at least 80% of the time when you look up the foundational literature it’s a bunch of Antisemitic rot and “lizard people” is just a codephrase for “Jews”, but there are very few neo-Fascist whackjobs out there claiming that Bigfoot is Jewish.

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

Like to bid Bigfoot “Shalom!”

Reblog to prepare him a kosher meal

[jewishpangolin]

Mothman is Jewish, I went to his Bar Mitzvah

[the-tree-line]

my fave thing about alligators is that evolution was just like.. “yeah that’s fine” and left them for 80 million years

[unyanizedcatboys]

My favorite thing about evolution is that it’s tried to make crabs on at least 4 different occasions independently of previous species

[the-tree-line]

so this IS peak performance

[hook-line-and-anarchy]

[maggiekarp2]

[akajustmerry]

jane austen was so lit because she wrote about men the way men typically write about women i.e. her stories just centered around women and men were only there for the sake of women, and her books could have been all bitter and sad about the state of women in that century, but instead they’re sweet honest observational stories of friendship, family and love *sighs* what a lady i am sorry i ever doubted you cos I was bored in high school

[whitmerule]

no seriously her books do not pass the REVERSE bechdel test and it’s perfect

[cleoselene-deactivated20260315]

Jane Austen never wrote a single scene without a woman present.

[epicene-street-light-deactivate]

Virginia Woolf ghostwrote this post

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

i think i could accept that bert and ernie were just roommates if they didn’t wear sweaters full time. colorful sweaters? all the time? if im self assured enough to wear a sweater for all my waking hours i’m either in love or depressed & bert and ernie are not depressed, because they are in love

[dankmemeuniversity]

[transpondster]