fastest boy alive | stupidest boy dead

bart allen // impulse ----------------------- indie young justice rper semi-selectice open to IMs between mutuals ---------------------- ooc; out of whizees tracked: flashbackofthefuture

[maswartz]

[jinxhyperionuniverse]

Bart: You know what I‘ve always wondered about? How do tall people like you actually sleep at night when the blanket can’t possibly cover you from your shoulder to your toes?

Jaime: Bart. It’s four o’clock in the fucking morning.

Bart: So you can’t sleep, huh?

Bart: Is it because of the blanket?

[jinxhyperionuniverse]

Thad: *walks into room* Sorry I was late, I was… doing things.

Bart: *enters the room, noticeably disheveled* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE GRIFEING STAIRS!

[flashbackofthefuture]

@onexbadday started following you

“Hm. Huh. Wow. Huh. Yeah. Okay. Hmm. Right.”

“Ooooooooooookay.”

[fastestboyalive-a]

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          ❝ DON’TDOTHATDON’TDOTHAT– ❞

[flashbackofthefuture]

“What, this?”

does that.

[flashbackofthefuture]

frigidandsharp replied to your post “public callout”

reasons why you're the best ngl

[ oh u....  <3 ]

[flashbackofthefuture]

dementedspeedster:

“Fine.”

“You’re enough of a moron to ask if I was your exact clone while ignoring the fact that I’m blonde. Is that fair enough for you?”

“--That’s not moronly!”

“You have my DNA! And you’re blond? I feel like that’s questionable.”

[flashbackofthefuture]

public callout

[ @dementedspeedster its been over a YEAR

 I LOGGED INTO BART TO FUCK WITH THAD AFTER SENDING THE ANON 

I WASNT EXACTLY HANGING ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT WAITING FOR YOU TO REPLY FROM FEBRUARY 2017 ]

[flashbackofthefuture]

dementedspeedster:

“I’m clearly not an exact copy. For example: I’m not a COMPLETE MORON like yourself.”

“Ooh, gettin’ a little harsh here. A moron, perhaps, but a complete moron? Give me a little credit.”

“I think a complete moron wouldn’t know how to tie their own shoes, nevermindthefactthatIwearboots.”

[flashbackofthefuture]

internet on batman: the myth.. the conspiracy theory.. does he exist? do criminals live in fear of this nighttime vigilante? is he punishing the wicked & protecting the innocents? is he a man, or just an idea— someone we've made up to help ourselves sleep at nigh—

internet on flash: the flash showed up at my daughter's birthday party!! LOOK AT HIM IN THE BOUNCE HOUSE LMAO!!

internet on green lantern: i bought green lantern a mcgriddle and he told me that everything in space is gay

[flashbackofthefuture]

dementedspeedster:

“Well, I’m also a clone, Allen. My general existences makes me better than you. Or to use your term…‘special’.”

“’Clone,’ so...”

“Same? Exact? Replicate? Tell me if I’m getting farther from the truth here.”

[cravefoodie]

[yumyummyyums]

[flashbackofthefuture]

[ i need 2 rewatch yj so i remember what bart is ]

[flashbackofthefuture]

dementedspeedster:

“I’m from the 30th Century, was educated to the standards and then beyond of that time, and now I am amongst people of 21st Century. It’s not a complex it’s just the facts of the situation.

“--heh. Sounds like a you problem, huh?”

“C’moooon, we’re a couple of future boys, you and I, speedin’ the timestream to our hearts content because that’s something we just, decided to do, right? What makes you so much more special than me? Ooh, and I’ve been I’m very special, so it should be a good answer. Although, not toooootally sure that it was in an ‘i’m praising you because you’re such a great cousin’ kind of way or a ‘you’re the worst ever and I refuse to acknowledge you as family’ kind of way. Either way, point is...Y’know. Special.”

[peacerisendove]

[flashbackofthefuture]

“I think, and like hey I mean you know, you know me, thinkin’ and all that not really my strongest suit out of my many many suits like a great may other strong suits, but I think Thad has a biiiiiiiit of a huge mega giant--”

“--superiority complex.”