no

sailor\24 hockey/omgcp>>>>> @omgtimbits

[disc80s]

biting is a love language. no i will not elaborate.

[piss-stained-jorts]

[valtsv]

sick of hearing about "healing crystals" that "cleanse your mind and body of negative energy" i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad

[valtsv]

everyone suggesting uranium isn't wrong but anyone who said "literally any rock if you're willing to resort to violence" are the only people who can get on my level. you're hired.

[milfbaitt]

caincore

[valtsv]

okay which fandom that sprung up out of nowhere overnight like mushrooms after rain is this a reference to i can't keep up anymore

[valtsv]

oh you meant like. that guy from the bible who invented murder. right.

[swaggy666llamas]

Jeff Bezos didn’t even explode :(

[asexual-spock]

[pokemonpostsdaily]

[chilewithcarnage]

[scarletbirbs]

Can’t wait for Tumblr Post+ to come out so that I can create a blog called hey-hey-eric-look-at-me with only one post that you have to pay $9.99 to see and it’s just this picture:

[nyantaire]

but my friend, you left so early, surely something slipped your mind

you forgot, I gave these also; would you leave the best behind?

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

mormonism is sooo funny to me because its straight up one of the few Religion Religions that isn’t regarded as a kooky cult despite the fact that it’s like 100% based on a weird racist scam but we all have to play nice and pretend that its real because there’s like a couple million of them living in utah who are very invested in the whole thing 

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Like it really goes to show that the only difference between a cult and a religion is having a membership number high enough to get some senate seats and an Entire State

[mozart-in-a-gokart]

[petepepsi]

[catsbeaversandducks]

Via @whatcatsdid

[funnytwittertweets]

[foulserpent]

i am fast and full of teeth. i willl die in a barn fire

[plantparenthood]

are you a .. .horse

[yo-its-matt]

[just-abnormal-human]

These are very high quality images trying very hard to look like very low quality images

[kaiserghidorah]

Life imitates art

[justpastryvideos]

x

[krystal-prisms]

Babe, wake up, it’s that fucking chocolate guy again

[dankmemeuniversity]

[banquetsinger]

hello les mis fans. i relate to grantaire a normal amount.

[owenology]

ough

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

ough

[fallingtowers]