[depsidase]

[calllynx]

Op turned off reblogs but I MUST

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[oneheadtoanother]

[vulpes-aestatis]

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

[thecactifindahome]

[terra-nightgale]

OMG I CAN HAZ TUMBLR

so yea, i made a blog and now i need to post stuff XD

[flareonfloof]

omg finally

[terra-nightgale]

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

[redarmyscreaming]

Hertella Auto Kaffeemachine. This Dash-Mounted Coffee Maker Is Likely the Rarest Volkswagen Accessory.

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself

[johnnycrass]

To me, when a woman really centers men in her life that whole behavior has a wash of immaturity over it. Like oh my God I cannot believe at this age you still live in this fantasy land where men care about you, or are worth the amount of respect you're giving them. I find it immature that you're not centering yourself 

[aslongasitsblack]

shane is living out some pretty universal fantasies (the stripper does love me, the badboy has a soft spot for me, oh no this attractive man is cornering me into living out my sexual fantasies etc) but ngl ilya is living out some odd shit that i think is pretty specific to him

[aslongasitsblack]

(@themauvesoul)

[dizzyghoast]

honestly fandom has ruined me because now any time i'm in the desert and i see two vast and trunkless legs of stone or a half-sunk shattered visage i'm like "omg just like in Ozymandias" and its like come on girl not every half-sunk shattered visage is Ozymandias

[kabaks]

I wish we had a fresh wave of stupid black sails arguments. I would have so much fun

[kabaks]

[xenosagaepisodeone]

hey man i see the projector in your mind's eye casting the image of a beautiful self indulgent fantasy over my silhouette so i just wanted to remind you before you try any funny business that when its battery dies it's just going to be me here

[innerchildabortionclinic]

careers under capitalism

helping elderly people: one dollar

Senior Torture Manager: $1,500,000,000/yr plus benefits

[halondrus]

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

[halondrus]

art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[jakemorph]

WHO ARE YOU FUCKING PEOPLE

[inward]

in the club freakin it in a sensitive style