Flirp

26 Trans? (He/Him) I LOVE JIMSTAN. OH MY GOD I LOVE THEM. WOW. JIMSTAN.

[flirppy]

Hello! I’m Flirppy/Flirp

Pronouns: They/Them, He/Him

First off: DNI

1. Proshippers. You are not gonna have a fun time here and I am not the bigger person. I don’t like y’all at ALL.

2. Anyone under 18 is welcome here, but if I post a minor DNI post, please don’t interact with it :p

3. Just a general disclaimer, if you look like a bot account or have no information on your profile/no avatar, you might get blocked? 😅 I usually will go through my followers and stuff every now and then and block accounts that look like bots.

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Fandom List

1. Gravity Falls

2. Star Wars

3. Pokemon

4. Sky: cotl

5: Amazing Digital Circus (Fandom is meh tho)

6. Uma Musume

7. Red Dead Redemption

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Fav Pokemon

1. Venipede’s Evo line

2. Cutiefly

3. Heliolisk

4. Wailord

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Ship list

Gravity Falls:

- Jimstan

- Fiddlestan

- Fiddauthor.

- Billford kinda, I don’t ship them, I just understand their relationship is cannon to some extent and like people expanding upon it and the trauma Ford went to.

Star Wars:

- Gingerpilot is my GOAT. I love them. Bad guy falling for good guy is always my fav.

- Kylux (kinda, redemption arc era is usually what I like/enemies to lovers)

- FinnRey (I hate Reylo. Yes I was part of the shipping wars back when I was a wee sprout.)

Yap section

I am working on bettering my art and being more creative. I do have brain fog really bad sometimes so sometimes my posts come off as mindless rambling. I’m just trying to get an idea out before it’s blasted into the shadow realm.

I do have an alt blog, but that’s for more personal mindless rambling that isn’t fandom related, if you see it floating around don’t worry about it or me, I’m literally just yapping into the void.

And you should follow me because I’m gay and cool.

^Me when my moots like my posts^

I LOVE MY MUTUALS YIPPIE YIPPIE.

[flirppy]

Everyone talks about Stan having some kind of power, usually somewhat psychic.

Well, what if Stan’s powers are luck that comes across as misfortune?

Him getting stuffed in that trunk under a blazing sun and having to chew his way out? Lucky! In reality, the car burst a tire and they were gonna shoot him in the desert after they made him dig his own grave, so they just left him in there instead.

All those failed prison riots he tried to start? Too many guards on duty, he would’ve been shot, so it only worked the second he would survive.

Ford falling in the portal?

If he hadn’t, Stan would still be homeless, he’d be alone on the streets or dead. Ford falling was Stan’s luck.

Of course, it’d prove helpful sometimes and not as devastating. He dropped his last fifty cents to call his mom? Suddenly he’s finding a $100 bill in a parking lot.

Shit like that. Okay I’m gonna go watch backrooms now, bye :)

[thepossumsaretakingover]

This idea is so good but SO painful

but hear me out tho: what if another reason why the portal turning on was because—had the portal not turned on—one of them would have ended up like, accidentally killing the other had the fight continued. Like, either one of them would have knocked the other over and the other would have hit their head wrong—or Stan would have knocked ford out and then bill would have taken over and killed Stan?

What if Stan’s good luck actually helped keep ford alive on the other side of the portal. What if the luck knew that if ford was truly unable to be recovered, Stan wouldn’t be able to keep going on?

What if Stan’s good luck helped keep the kids and soos safe too? They got into so many dangerous situations that summer, and yet, they always came out, well, not unscathed, but alive.

What if Stan luck acted as an extension of his love and protective nature and he never even realized

[flirppy]

“Stan would have knocked ford out and then bill would have taken over and killed Stan?”

GOD.

The idea of that alone is horrifying. And the best part is, Stan having that luck makes it impossible for them to know of that possibility. Stan goes through life not knowing his life is supposed to go a certain way. He thinks he’s down on his luck and suffering through everything and in reality he’s just really lucky.

But, let’s say Ford finds out about this luck when they’re sailing together. There’s so many “he should’ve died” moments and Stan is essentially getting smacked around by a kraken but he’s not dying.

Ford does tests and asks Stan questions.

⚠️ Tw for suicide attempts, scroll down⚠️

Stan admits to trying to kill himself multiple times but says “I can’t even do THAT right.”

Gun always jammed, rope always snapped or the car always broke down, blades were too dull and he couldn’t keep down large amounts of pills. Literally NOTHING worked.

It’s why Stan always engaged in riskier and riskier behavior because he was just hoping SOMETHING would kill him.

🎉OKAY YOU’RE SAFE NOW🎉

Ford is both in awe and horrified. He does tests and yeah, Stan’s luck keeps him from dying. He shows Stan his findings like he’s discovered that Stan has a superpower and Stan doesn’t react the way Ford thinks he would.

Stan just looks at him and goes, “so…my life wasn’t meant to be this bad? It was luck?”

Ford tries to explain it, tries to say anything to make it sound better, but we all know Ford, he isn’t wired to make scientific findings sound good, he plainly states that it’s extraordinary and that every time he tried to push Stan over the railing of the boat that he couldn’t.

Stan is both betrayed, angry and sad, because WHAT THE FUCK??? He doesn’t feel lucky! He feels completely worn down from living a rough life, he looks back on his life and sees misery and pain and getting his ass kicked by men stronger than him, failing at everything time and time again. How is that luck?

They fight for the first time since they were in gravity falls, since Bill was destroyed and he got his mind erased.

Ford tries to reason with Stan, but Stan just doesn’t budge. And now there’s no space to be had when they’re stuck on a little ship in the middle of the ocean.

That’s pretty much all I got angst wise, but YEESH, thank you for allowing me to yap on about this and putting your own input in!

[flirppy]

Everyone talks about Stan having some kind of power, usually somewhat psychic.

Well, what if Stan’s powers are luck that comes across as misfortune?

Him getting stuffed in that trunk under a blazing sun and having to chew his way out? Lucky! In reality, the car burst a tire and they were gonna shoot him in the desert after they made him dig his own grave, so they just left him in there instead.

All those failed prison riots he tried to start? Too many guards on duty, he would’ve been shot, so it only worked the second he would survive.

Ford falling in the portal?

If he hadn’t, Stan would still be homeless, he’d be alone on the streets or dead. Ford falling was Stan’s luck.

Of course, it’d prove helpful sometimes and not as devastating. He dropped his last fifty cents to call his mom? Suddenly he’s finding a $100 bill in a parking lot.

Shit like that. Okay I’m gonna go watch backrooms now, bye :)

[flirppy]

Shout out to my goat Zombie for making me think about Stan being in a mental ward. He’s been rattling around in my brain for a minute.

I just had a funny thought of Stan being in the mental ward for a hot minute cause he’s got all kinds of issues, depression, PTSD and paranoia.

Well, imagine him being a terror in the cafeteria (trying to incite a food fight) and he throws mashed potatoes at someone who walks through the door thinking it’s a doctor or someone official to kinda get the others in on it to “stick it to the man”

And it’s Ford.

Ford is standing there, arms all bandaged up and mashed potatoes dripping down his face and they both look at eachother and have that Spider-Man pointing at eachother moment like

[flirppy]

Stan, but, and get this, pregnant.

Yeah…I’m in a transitional period in my life and the only thing that makes it better is that thought floating around my head. I can’t have kids out of mercy to potential offspring, so I’m mentally hitting Stan with pregnancy bombs.

Stan’s just gotta have like a moment and it’s “uh-oh baby stick says I have baby in mah belly. Now I gotta call that guy I just broke up with.”

Yeeaaahh

I’m going through it rn though.

New job that’s a legit big boy job, leaving my old job, possibly moving, needing a new car, my teeth are fucked up worse than I realized, man of honor stuff. Ugh.

That anxiety is hitting so bad that my therapist wants me to do two sessions a week now.

Thanks for reading the life update ig, now be burdened with the idea of pregnant Stan.

[rubberzombieducky]

Sorry I'm not around y'all, been in and out of hospital... again. Anyways, I keep thinking of mental health ward JimStan, where Stan is in because Jimmy accidentally keeps stalking him because he's smitten, but because he shows up in mirrors and such Stan ends up yelling at thin air, then when he's in Jim is like "Oops... Damn, didn't mean to get you put in here, sugar." and he appears at random times to bring Stan a pizza or something.

[flirppy]

Stan ending up there thinking his brain just pooped out on him from drugs and stress. He gets mad as FUUCCCK when he sees Jimmy on anything slightly reflective. Shiny kettle fights in a little apartment started this whole thing, now he’s just seeing Jimmy in window panes and mirrors and it’s just like.

“GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY ROOM.”

He’s yelling at puddles and shit. Too good lmfao.

[gin-juice-tonic]

did my best

[candy-fae]

I LOOOOVE making AU’s were dead characters aren’t dead anymore lmao

[flirppy]

Finally. A thought.

JIMSTAN THOUGHTS.

So. Jimmy is ghost rider-ish right?

Well, imagine this big tall man flipping out and bursting into flames. BUT.

He flips out and bursts into flames when he gets upset for Stan.

Say Stan brings Jimmy along when Stanford sends the postcard asking for help, but when the door opens and Stan gets a crossbow pointed at his face, Jimmy jumps in front of Stan and keeps him behind him.

Stan is basically having to talk both “husband” and his brother down from killing eachother. Eventually it slips that him and Jim are married and Ford is like “what the freak? That’s not legal! Why would you even marry a man!?”

Because we’re talking the 80s and yeah, seeing your girl obsessed brother with a big man would be pretty jarring, but Jimmy takes that as an insult to Stan and their relationship so Stan has just enough time to push Jimmy off the porch before he bursts into flames.

Stan just sets his hands on his hips and watches Jimmy melt snow and kick at it and shout at the sky that this whole trip was stupid.

Stan’s just watching from the porch and shouts an occasional “you got it babe! Deep breaths!”

[rubberzombieducky]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm jIMStaN

[flirppy]

This spoke to me deep in my soul.

Wow. I’ve never thought of this before, man you’re onto something frfr.

[flirppy]

Sorry to anyone who follows me, btw.

I haven’t been active much lately because I’ve just simply run out of things to talk about. Motivation has been low and I’m trying to put most of my energy into being a functioning member of society.

Nothing fandom wise appeals to me rn and I’m just watching myself drift away from the fandoms I’m in.

Maybe I’ll pick back up on what I like, but I feel like my ideas about Stan and Jimmy and everything else have started treading so far away from cannon that I just keep it to myself nowadays. So. Bleh :(

In my brain Jimstan is just a happily married couple that love each other more than anything and have like three kids and all that jazz.

[flirppy]

Realizing I got into Gravity Falls at 24 and now I’m 26.

Bruh. Guys come back cause I’m still here 😭 I need people to stop leaving the fandom cause I miss the golden age of art, animation and fics from 2024. COME BACK. COME BACK GUYS.

I’m really hoping the art book rekindles the fandom again

[flirppy]

Can wait to put Jimstan, Fiddleford, Ford, Hatsune Miku, ALL my OC’s, Star Wars ships, and every character from every fandom I’m in all on one single island.

This game is my lifeblood rn. The only thing keeping me sane is the demo.

NINTENDO GIMME MY KIDS BRUH 😭 FUCK.

Everyone gonna be mad as shit on my island too 😭 idec it’s gonna be insane. It’s gonna be middle school levels of cringe. Shitty Hetalia oc going on that mfer too.

[flirppy]

Mabel trusts Stan without a shadow of a doubt even though she know she kinda shouldn’t, but she kinda “cons” him into always telling her the truth with pinkie promises OR the Pinkie promise.

Y’know “Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.”

She makes Stan do that so he’ll kinda feel bad and feel compelled to tell the truth. I think Mabel and Stan are the same in the way that they know how humans work and know exactly what kinda pressure to apply in situations to get the truth.

[robin-jay-404]

JimStan beans?

Love your art 🫶🏼

Jimmy is flirting :3

[rurumustbedone]

A moment from Journal 3 where Ford ended up in a universe where Stan agreed to hide the journal and leave. I don't think things went well there (at least for Stan. I don't think he would've just blinked and mysteriously driven off with the journal like some anime hero. Honestly, in my mind, it ended really badly for Stan)

Anyway. Here's the comics

[flirppy]

The Stan I made is chopped asf. Don’t look at him BUT I NEED THIS GAME EXPEDITIOUSLY.

Look at Jimmy go. You get that man’s attention bro.