Welcome to my Thought Swamp.

Here you will find my instantaneous thoughts abt random things that happened in my life

[queercodedcowboy]

getting to know my mutuals and followers: if you had to sing karaoke on the spot RIGHT NOW what would your go to song be

[floatingchunkofmeat]

Barbie Girl by Aqua

[uncannycookie]

somebody said ed feat. tony-hawk-syndrome and I very much agree

[floatingchunkofmeat]

Ok a giggle was giggled

[shencomix]

[official-kircheis]

Ok but consider

[floatingchunkofmeat]

I have considered and deemed it to be very interesting. Thank u

[home-and-having-tea]

Things That Happened In 2021 That Dont Feel Like They Did

Prince Phillip kickin' it

That shit in the Capitol that just like never got mentioned again?

Wandavision finale

The big-ass blizzard that hit Texas

Kardashian-West divorce

Grimes-Musk breakup

Trump got his dumb ass banned from every imaginable social media out there

Apparently there was a Super Bowl this year???

Rush Limbaugh kicked the bucket and the world collectively celebrated with dancing crabs

Harry and Meghan dishing the shit on the royal family

The Boat In The Suez Canal

Republicans refusing to take the vaccine but eating horse meds for some fucking reason

The Bernie Sanders In A Chair meme

Sea shanties took over TikTok

The Redditors and the GameStop stock, god bless

[floatingchunkofmeat]

And now the Facebook, Whatsapp, and Instagram crash. Haha! These corporate people r so ded this year... Damn I keep thinking abt how many distressed phone calls and emergency meeting have took place tonight.

It's been what 5 hours now? And that shit is still not working hahahahahahahaha. Idk who or what did this but damn this year is working against capitalism. And it's working really fucking hard.

[luulapants]

Story time:

In middle school biology, we did an experiment. We were given yams, which we would sprout in cups of water. We then had to make hypotheses about how the yams would grow, based on descriptions of yam plants in our books, and make notes of our observations as they grew.

Here’s what was supposed to happen: we were supposed to see that the actual growth of the plant did not resemble our hypotheses. We were then supposed to figure out that these were, in fact, sweet potatoes.

What actually happened was that every single student in every single class lied in their notes so that their observations perfectly matched their hypotheses. See, everyone assumed the mismatch meant they had done something wrong in the process of growing the plant or that they had misunderstood the dichotomous key or the plant identification terminology. And, thanks to the wonders of a public school education, everyone assumed the wrong results would get us a failing grade. We were trying to pass. We didn’t want to get bitched out by the teacher. Curiosity, learning, science - that had nothing to do with why we were sitting in that classroom. So we all lied.

The teacher was furious. She tried to fail every student, but the administration stepped in and told her she wasn’t allowed to because a 100% fail rate is recognized as a failure of the teacher, not the class. It wasn’t even her fault, really, though her being a notorious hard-ass didn’t help. It was a failure of the entire educational system.

So whenever I see crap like Elizabeth Holmes’s blood test scam or pharmaceutical trials which are unable to be replicated or industry-funded research that reaches wildly unscientific conclusions, I just remember those fucking sweet potatoes. I remember that curiosity dies when people are just trying to give their superiors the “right” answers, so they can get the grade, get the job, get the paycheck. It’s not about truth when it’s about paying rent. There’s no scientific integrity if you can’t control for human desperation.

[floatingchunkofmeat]

Ohohohohohohoho now this is post.... hmmmm, just *chef's kiss*

[pukicho]

I have trained my brain to take any form of criticism or insult without it affecting me at all

[floatingchunkofmeat]

You're a liar

[mr-milo05-deactivated20250909]

Last year… on this day…

[maxkillertart]

[mylifeontheline]

two years ago… on this day….

[im-in-way-2many-fandoms]

I was about to say how dumb this idea was in retrospect because of COVID. Then I realized this was pre-pandemic and am mentally incapable of processing the fact that two years ago lockdown was just. Not a thing.

[floatingchunkofmeat]

The aliens saw us planning this and declared biological warfare

[ps1]

Erta Ale Volcano

[floatingchunkofmeat]

Idk if I have the correct perspective here, but it looks like it's crying. Uk just opposite to the smiley volcano stuff

[writerandrocker]

I believe someone already mentioned this, but we know that Lil Nas X survived the snap because Shaun and Katy are singing Old Town road in a bar in Shang-Chi. But I’d like to point out just how close these two events were, (the release of Old Town Road and the snap).

In spring of 2018, Thanos snapped and wiped out half of all life.

In October of 2018, Lil Nas X started recording the original Old Town Road, but he found the instrumental even earlier.

The song released on December 3rd, and later re-released with Billy Ray Cyrus on April 5th, 2019.

So, essentially, in a matter of months:

*half of all life is destroyed, governments are in ruins, world consumed with chaos*

Meanwhile Lil Nas X:

[floatingchunkofmeat]

Somebody gotta be the horseman to cheer people up while the entire population of Earth goes to the therapy they have been pushing behind for years

[pukicho]

Obsessed with the idea that if rocks could talk they’d want us all dead

[floatingchunkofmeat]

But we r saving them?? From the weather?? And the wind??? By burying them alive beneath us????

[pattinsonsupremacy]

simu liu used to model for stock images and now he’s using them as reaction pics- THIS MAN IS TRULY SOMETHING ELSE I LOVE HIM

[seljepw]

This man is fantastic.

[floatingchunkofmeat]

Mhm, I must agree. The most engaging one yet. If only theaters were open in my state

[floatingchunkofmeat]

Ha! I am back. And with a new Thought™️.

I was sleeping as one does and I dreamt a dream.

People have stopped believing in death. They think its a conspiracy. Apparently no one can die. It's not possible. Death is not real. No one knows what happens to people who have "died" but they aren't dead. The death god doesn't descend and and reaper doesn't come, and people don't die. And it's a big thing.

Almost everyone believes this. Tumblr, Instagram, Pinterest, Reddit, everywhere is filled with "Livers", as they call themselves.

There r memes being made on this. Country leaders are widely accepting it. Death certificates are banned. People who apparently "died" post global death certificate ban, still have to work. They re-inventing the population graphs, hospitals r booming with their zero-death rates.

All religions r suddenly questioning themselves. Religion is now gone because they all thought they were wrong, so they abandoned it. A single religion emerges, bring the long wished unity of all humans. It's called Live Forever 40.

Human are one step away from World Peace.

But Death doesn't exist.

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[cate-geo]

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

[dvonmc]

Friggin, yis

[wildishmazz]

Always reblog.

[the-last-teabender]

IT HAS EVOLVED

[evilblackcat13]

The legend marches on…

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

[bittythemagpiedragon-blog]

JDNXHSBSBF

[hotshotriot]

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

[99-cent-arizona-tea]

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

[teeble-spoon]

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

[fandombandomrandom42]

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

[i-srsly-need-to-stop-deactivate]

time to bring back outdated memes…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

[ofcosmicflux-deactivated2019013]

Oh boy, this meme

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

[saucy-majora-deactivated2021062]

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

WTFFFFFF

[knowledgemimic]

Should…… should I…….

[breathingcolorsblog]

DO IT!

[knowledgemimic]

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

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[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[starrylolo]

I’ve always wanted to show this to @theforwardslash

[half-a-hetero]

IT WAS A CULTURAL RESET. A CULTURAL RESET. 

[bees-with-tophats]

HAHAH

[frenchish-water]

Someone call UNESCO this dinosaur of a post needs to be protected

[fishfrommars]

I’m so glad it’s back to normal after that weird glitch from 2020

[lloyd-garma-gun]

THIS POST HAS CROSSED MY DASH SO MANY TIMES AAAAAAAAA

[kloudysloss]

I FOUND IT AGAIN

[the-keeper-of-the-lemon-deactiv]

FUCKING LOVE THIS POST!! HAT TIME!!!

[floatingchunkofmeat]

I have a hat too.... Do I wanna try this??

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ap-kinda-lit]

Same energy

[castielsteenwolf]

one time i texted my fireman dad saying something was “lit” and he responded “please dont say that”

[fuckyeahasexual]

Okay so I don't know why people say sex or love is what makes us human. Lots of organisms in nature have sex or mate for life. You know what makes us human? Cooking. Nothing else in nature cooks except humans. Checkmate aphobes. Sincerely, an ace cook.

….

…

is that true??

Holy shit!!

[singing-sorrowless]

Not only that, some anthropologists think that cooking is what MADE us human- as in the ability to consume large amounts of EASIER-to-digest calories (with all the pathogens killed off and the tough cell walls broken down) is the thing that allowed us to devote evolutionary energy to growing larger brains, and solidified the beginnings of communal human civilization. Have you seen how many hours a day pandas spend chewing on raw bamboo? Cooking let us take a shortcut so we could evolve in other ways. Especially bread, bc it’s a lot of caloric energy packed into a portable chunk you could take with you for days and days. Also in order to have bread you have to have grain farms, so bread (and beer, also made from grains) sort of catalyzed humans settling down into centralized permanent settlements. So cooking (and eventually farming) didn’t just help us physiologically evolve into our current form, but also shaped our social structures from the beginning. You should watch the Michael Pollan documentary “Cooked,” on Netflix! It’ll rock your world.

Source: “What makes us human? Cooking, new study says,” National Geographic

[synapselost]

Evolutionarily evolved to love Bread

[jenniferrpovey]

There’s a strong theory that we didn’t invent farming to make bread.

We invented it to make beer.

[gaslightgallows]

#and unlike modern beer ancient beer was really great #it was full of calories and usually a lot safer to drink than local water #the ancients had their priorities in order

[kimmycup]

In short, I’d rather have cake than sex is actually a very deep statement.

[life-gave-me-oranges]

well, i mean i would rather have cake so

[floatingchunkofmeat]

MOM!! I told you asexuals were real!! Now let me have that beer, I was born for it

[ruby-white-rabbit]

HEY GUYS THERES GONNA BE A ROUND TWO

[floatingchunkofmeat]

Lessss goooo!!!!

[floatingchunkofmeat]

This guy I used to like just made a photo into a meme. And I just enhanced the meme quality of it and he liked it and now I will proceed to yeet myself outside the window because I fuCKING HAD THE AUDACITY TO THINK I WAS OVER HIM.

I hope there's a conveniently placed well below my window so that after falling into it I can stay in there forever. Maybe I'll find solace among the moss and stone.