Serial Procrastinator

A dysfunctional human being who likes to write and draw | Usually tend towards gay ships (particularly tomarrymort) | Dying in Grad School. | English OK. 日本語 OK.

[floatingdandelionseeds]

Please no reposting my art

I tend to go on reblogging warpaths (this is also a warning (and a threat)), so my blog is a bit of a disorganised mess. Here's some navigation.

UPDATE

Due to new tumblr changes and the fact I can never delete anything from people who reblogged, I have since deleted all art and writing. (I know they still technically exist on tumblr but I’m going to pretend they don’t).

[nowherelittlegirl]

Harry Potter, my forever boy (ꈍᴗꈍ)💚

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[molabuddy]

does anyone else think about how the sky can literally rock any colour it wants to

[molabuddy]

red, orange, yellow? sunset/sunrise

green? the rarest and not one ive seen personally but it can happen

blue? classics of sky

indigo? violet? twilight babyyy

pink? also shows up at sunrise/sets

black? night. get goth with it

white? grey? her clouds

[molabuddy]

do you love the Fucking colour of the sky. bitch

[rebelwhodoesntknow]

Green and pink sky from when the auroras went nuts a few months ago!!

[the-haiku-bot]

Green and pink sky from

when the auroras went nuts

a few months ago!!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[brideharryfest]

"Harry James Potter may be the furthest thing from a 'blushing bride', but that won’t stop a certain 'Dark Lord' from binding himself (purposely or otherwise) to his fated nemesis through the act of...unholy matrimony?"

Welcome To The Bride Harry Fest!

Do you enjoy Warbride Harry? Forced, truce, or pretend marriages? Accidental handfasting? Or maybe you just fancy the idea of our favorite Golden Boy in a wedding dress...In any case, this fest is for you!

Timeline:

Sign-ups — May 15-22

Prompting — May 20-31

Claiming & Creating — June 1-Aug 15

Submissions Due — Aug 15-30

Full Collection Reveal — Sep 1

Rules/Guidelines:

Works must feature Tom Riddle/Voldemort x Harry Potter as the main pairing

Participants must be 18 years of age or older to join this fest

Use of AI to create or generate works is not allowed

Works can be M/M , F/M , F/F , etc.

Any rating is allowed

Dead Dove content is allowed

Writing minimum: 1k words 

Art minimum: black and white line-art  

Please be respectful and kind to the moderators and fellow participants

If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to reach out! Our moderators will do their best to respond as soon as possible.

Also, feel free to follow this fest on other platforms (linked below) to spread the word and to keep up with future updates.

Twitter / Bluesky

Sign-ups have officially begun! [Now - May 22]

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[sweetoothgirl]

Black Sesame Milk

[prrb]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[waviitian]

[lislemons]

new favorite AO3 comment dropped. short, simple, to the point. made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt.

[arliedraws]

im still here reading harrymort fics that are like this

[arliedraws]

still at it 🥲

[wuntrum]

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

[mostlyvalid]

A proposal

Sometimes, in fandom, we just want to write id-tastic fic that rolls around in tropes that might be viewed as problematic. But we don’t want to address the problematic side of things in this particular fanwork; we just want to roll around and wallow.

It is considered courteous to give readers a heads-up via use of AO3 tags. I propose a tag that signals that a given fanwork is for rolling around, not giving a measured evaluation of anything. The MCU has carved out a space for this sort of fic with the “HYDRA Trash Party” tag, for which I commend them. Trash Party is a bit too specific to cover all of the ground I’m thinking of here, though; I propose “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.”

For those of you not familiar with Arrested Development, Michael Bluth finds a paper bag in the freezer labeled “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.” He opens the bag, finds a dead dove, and reacts as follows:

[gif of a white man saying “I don’t know what I expected” in a deadpan manner]

The “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” tag would essentially be a “what it says on the tin” metatag, indicating “you see the tropes and concepts tagged here? they are going to appear in this fic. exactly as said. there will not necessarily be any subversion, authorial commentary condemning problematic aspects, or meditation on potential harm. this fic contains dead dove. if you proceed, you should expect to encounter it.”

(more at KnowYourMeme: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-dont-know-what-i-expected)

[lazy-universes]

WHOA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THE POST THAT SPAWNED DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT

[yourlocaltinsmith]

Happy dead dove do not eat birthday!

[mal-studyblr]

hey quick PSA but “reading before bed to wind down” only works if you’re normal about books btw. if you aren’t you are going to end up awake at 2:52am after finishing the whole book just trust me on this one

[arliedraws]

I told you, I’m not buying a condo in this ship, but I brought back a souvenir from my trip.

Man, this ship is WILD. You’ve got everything from young Tom Riddle to double-penised Voldemort. I’ve read some of the most-fucked up things from this end of the fandom. Y’all are unashamedly monstrous. It’s been refreshing! I do think it’s hilarious that so many fics find a way to make Voldemort into a Tom Riddle/Voldemort hybrid just to, at least, give him hair and a nose.

Anyway, below the cut is hairless and noseless Voldemort. If you care.

[thememedaddy]

[thebreakfastgenie]

I see this post all the time and I'm so confused. Most people throughout history were busier than your average resident of a developed country is now. My primary reaction to reading about the past since I was a child has been "I'm glad I don't live then, I'm too weak for that, I could not do that much work all the time."

[aphony-cree]

In the past things took longer to do but they often required a waiting period. You had to chop wood, put it in your stove, and light it, but it took a few hours for it to get hot enough for baking and then another hour for the bread to fully cook. History books will say things like "It took 4 hours to make a loaf of bread" but they don't mention that you only had to do actual work for a fraction of that time and the rest could be devoted to other tasks or relaxing for a while

Employee workload has doubled or tripled because of modern technology. It makes things faster but also creates less downtime which employers have filled with more responsibilities. You can do more work in a 10 minute period if all the files are on the computer but in the olden days you got to take a short walk to the filing cabinet and let your mind wander while you thumbed through folders, which means a modern 10 minutes of work is more mentally exhausting. The amount of work one employee has to do today used to be split between 2 or 3 people. We lost those moments of downtime we used to get by having to do things the slow way

[mage-of-the-small]

[trans-ralsei]

[trans-ralsei]

[caughtthedarkness93]

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

[lonestarflight]

Apollo 17 vs Artemis II

[mementochao]

Despite everything, it's still you.

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Also prev tags:

That's really cool actually

[tanoraqui]

#excuse me but are you telling me that the Apollo pic is made with the help of the SUN and the Artemis one with the help of the MOON??? #that's actually so poetic i want to cry

@gorandomshesaid wait i need to sit with this one. wait.

[bauliya]

i think villains in general provide better, more epic romances because they're allowed to go to extremes. they're allowed to put their love over the greater good. they're allowed to be selfish. the best a hero can offer you is number two, because their duty comes first. villains, though. villains will burn down the world for a last kiss goodbye.

[cake-writes]

[divinesong]

Yea, sure. Until YOU or people you love are among the victims for someone else’s love and the villains won’t care. Would also like to point out that some villians(Kuvira, for example) have been willing to sacrifice/throw away love interests for their own goals.

[bauliya]

idk about you but existing in the real world gives me and my loved ones immunity from the actions of fictional villains. hope you manage to get your family out of star wars.

[brightlotusmoon]