the obama story is true

Here for nonsense. Late twenties. If you followed me from my high school theater blog with the Obama reeboks post I'm sorry

[batshit-auspol]

Here's our most requested item: Bob Katter's same-sex marriage speech, in all its unhinged glory

Follow for more Batshit Moments in Australian politics!

[macklesufficient]

rb to give it up for laura hall and linda taylor

[indigosfindings]

i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam

[blondebrainpowered]

Two children ignoring the artwork at the San Francisco Museum of Art. ca. 1960s

Photographer: Herb Slodounik

[fabrickind]

oobh i got plany off bobbin thread

[weaselknievel]

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[sacred-portal]

[angelbabyspice]

line his shit up

[unalivejournal]

[betasunkern]

[t4nku-deactivated20181226]

don’t leave out the best part

[doityourselfbombs]

every day I have to make decisions

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[girldraki]

$300 swarovski bok choy

[parakeet]

Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

[marzipanandminutiae]

posts that could have also been in a newspaper in 1910 on a slow day

[loveridden1999]

[catasters]

The police responded to a bank alarm and discovered that the “thief” was a cat trapped inside the branch.

[disteal]

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

[disteal]

Thank you everyone for another great turnout to the january-february mass depressive episode