the obama story is true

Here for nonsense. Late twenties. If you followed me from my high school theater blog with the Obama reeboks post I'm sorry

[scarpology]

[autisticexpression]

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[8syntheticanimal8]

I don't care how bad life gets i'm not watching Love Island

[letterboxd-worth-a-damn]

[speedlimit15]

i think sometimes i use the like button to pet the posts

[prokopetz]

Stephen King rightly gets a lot of shit for frequently having his characters think and speak in pop culture references that only make sense if you spent your formative years in 1970s Maine, but I feel like articulating that particular criticism on Tumblr is something of a glass-houses situation.

[batshit-auspol]

Here's our most requested item: Bob Katter's same-sex marriage speech, in all its unhinged glory

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[macklesufficient]

rb to give it up for laura hall and linda taylor

[indigosfindings]

i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam

[blondebrainpowered]

Two children ignoring the artwork at the San Francisco Museum of Art. ca. 1960s

Photographer: Herb Slodounik

[fabrickind]

oobh i got plany off bobbin thread

[infertilityidol]

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[sacred-portal]

[angelbabyspice]

line his shit up

[unalivejournal]

[betasunkern]

[t4nku-deactivated20181226]

don’t leave out the best part

[doityourselfbombs]

every day I have to make decisions