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The Bird belongs to @justcakethanks and the fabulous eridian welcoming committee, of course
Stranger Things
YOU ARE THE REASON

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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
trying on a metaphor

@theartofmadeline

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Monterey Bay Aquarium
KIROKAZE
Misplaced Lens Cap
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NASA
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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Jules of Nature

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Janaina Medeiros

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@floral-alchemist
A direct sequel to this by @ohwait-shesinspace
The Bird belongs to @justcakethanks and the fabulous eridian welcoming committee, of course
I feel like my crocodile mom can protect my wife and girlfriend and my friend and that random old woman from the other crocodile while I rescue the money.
Fun fact: The lack of visible lower teeth implies these are alligators, not crocodiles, making this an even easier choice because the full head elevation (you can see the lower jaws) implies that they're using gravity to assist in swallowing¹. My mom and her friend have already eaten. They aren't hunting anymore! Go get that bank and save your wife, girlfriend, friend, and that random old woman. The alligators have better things to do than engage with you.
The other implication is that this is the start of what's known as a headslap display- which is used as a signal of presence to attract mates and scare off rivals. Given that the two are facing each other, if this is a headslap display, we can assume that they're really uninterested in the four humans or the big sack of money- in which case, swim around them to go get the $450 million.
Fun fact: due to the ongoing financial support from the people of tumblr, critically endangered pygmy raccoons being rehabbed in Cozumel are now able to get vaccines for deadly diseases like distemper and rabies before they are released.
The funniest and most enduring legacy of dashcon.
To contribute to the critically endangered pygmy raccoon fund, you can donate:
On the website
On Venmo
On PayPal (make a note that this is a donation for pygmy raccoon conservation)
an old render of Imri with test birch models
Y'all for real please do these. Even if you're certain your posture doesn't suck. One day you will wake up with impinged shoulder pain like I did and let me tell you it fucking HURTS. Do these exercises even just once a week and it will make such a difference. Especially my fellow creatives out there, stop shrimping over your work and go do these right now. RIGHT NOW.
Also, if you’re even a little concerned about getting a hump or having trouble standing fully upright in your old age, this is how you prevent that. If you want to be up and about when you’re old you have to start when you’re younger. And keep in mind there is no bad time to start and it’s never too late. Starting today is way better than never starting at all.
locket yuri
thats all 4 now
If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.
Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers
it's 1pm at the marsh! come on down, we've got
𝓃𝑜𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝒷𝓁𝒶𝒸𝓀𝒷𝒾𝓇𝒹𝓈!!!
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (1/3)
James (Pokémon)
Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)
a comic about how ebird's description of snow petrel is like a poem to me
You're either filming a dead wife montage with me or you're filming a dead wife montage against me
she said this to me. and meant it
That part is mandatory
nine warrior uncles have been spotted running at great speed towards landmarks and places of power
You're either filming a dead wife montage with me or you're filming a dead wife montage against me
A new zine 🐚 Ariel’s Song from The Tempest unravelling from a seashell using a petal fold/ flower fold on coffee stained paper
Behold: My deeply explicitly erotic zine full of very, very mature material