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[blackwoolncrown]

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

[squeezemetillipop]

People like this exist. Interesting.

[feliicityrampant]

this story has a part 2

[doctormemes]

THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[bullyfemme]

[glorious-scumbag]

I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are

[caffeinatedcorvid]

I thought it was the same person ngl.

[imsuchacapricorn]

I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.

[imsuchacapricorn]

THERE’S AN UPDATE

[a-melior-ate]

Stephanie is a true hero.

[hemilf]

my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet

[toastbutteregg]

keep the updates coming please

[memesonthehour]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

[snotferret]

somebody sign Walter NOW. give him a GRAMMY.

[succ-my-pandas-dick]

My fucking lungs can’t with this

[blackqueerblog]

i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion

[dutchster]

when it’s november 1st

[crazyaboutlefandoms]

Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life

[theweirdwideweb]

[leonardodespacito]

I SCREAMED THIS WAS SO FUNNY

[mishasminions]

CHRIS HEMSWORTH IS A FREAKING GEM.

”thAT’s hAirSPray IN mY eYES!!!”

[wet-hot-american-bummer]

this is the funniest scene I have ever watched

[tacomel420]

this 3:43 is better than all 8 potter movies

[qpocpotter-blog]

this was a wild ride from start to finish

[musicalbunny]

I think this is necessary to post. I see a lot of people “saving” bunnies.

“*Bunnies are one of the most frequently “kidnapped” mammal species. *Mothers dig a very shallow nest in the ground that is easily uncovered when mowing or raking the yard. If you find a rabbit nest-leave it alone!! *Mother rabbits only return to the nest two or three times a day, usually before dawn and right after dusk.  *To determine if they are orphaned, either place a string across the nest in a tic-tac-toe shape or circle the nest with flour. Check the nest the next day. If the string or flour is disturbed, the mother has returned. If not, take the bunnies to a rehabilitator. * A bunny that is bright eyed and 4-5 inches long is fully independent and does NOT need to be rescued! *If you find a bunny that does need to be rescued, put it in a dark, quiet location. Bunnies are a prey species and while they may look calm, they are actually very, very scared!”

[flashinglightsandecstasy]

Never knew this, keeping this for reference

[kazuha159]

As a student of Veterinary Medicine I can completely confirm this! Do NOT take them out of their nest unless you’re 100% sure that the mother did not come back for them after at least one day!

[gallusrostromegalus]

It’s that time of year again!

[flying-pigglet]

Aw dang, have I got a story for you! So I have a dog, sweet sweet baby, and she is the most gentle dog I have ever met. We got her from a shelter years ago. Anyways, she was spayed, so she never got to be a mom. She carries stuffed animal around with her as if they were babies. One day we let her outside to roam and after about 30 minutes she came back and asked to come in. We opened the door and she set down a baby bunny. I thought It was dead, but the i saw it start to breath. It was only a few inches long and if hadnt opened its eyes yet. I was a little shocked. Well, while I was trying to figure out what to do with it, i stuck her outside. I googled around to see where I could bring it, called my mom, and suddenly heard another scratch on the door. My dog walks in and delivers a second perfect little baby bunny to me. I didn’t know what to do with the first one and now I have two. Well my mom gets home and tells me she called the wildlife rehabilitation place and they said that if we can find the bunny nest, we would be fine to put the bunnies back and they would be ok, but we didn’t know where the nest was. So I walked outside with my dog. She knew what I was looking for, but she felt like I was mad. It took us 20 more minutes to find the nest. We gathered up the bunnies and put them back in there home, and covered it back up with the leaves and bunny fur that was originally there. I checked on it the next day to make sure the babies mom came back, and sure enough, she did.

I didn’t realize it then, but I think my dog was worried about the little babies. She thought they were abandoned, so she carefully picked them up to bring to us so that we could care for them, which is the sweetest thing.

I would also like to inform you that she did the same thing the year before.

•Photo of my dog and photo of bunnies as proof.

•I’m sorry for any grannar issues. I am on phone.

•This even occurred maybe 4 or 5 years ago. I’m not sure.

•I know I’m holding the babies in all the photos. The vast majority of the time we kept them in a dark box so that they could relax. Photos were taken upon delivery of the babies, and when we were bringing them home.

[mrbulian]

[trans-mouse]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

[mrbulian]

[trans-mouse]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

[thewieneryears-deactivated20130]

Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide

[missythemermaid]

are you fucking for real

[revesducirque]

Imagine being the criminal who returns weekly to make sure his fucking plant art is doing alright

[arthyradio]

Later

[atombombbunny]

I found it! I fucking found it! In my fucking dash! Nothing can stop me now! *EVIL GIGGLES*

[male-witch]

OMG SAME RIGHT I SAW IT A YEAR AGO AND WAS UPSET I COULDNT FIND IT AGAIN

[world-shaker-deactivated2013092]

Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe? 

Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity. 

Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens. 

[couragemadnessfriendshiplove]

Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL

[eisbecherovka-deactivated201604]

OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY

[binbou-kun]

Oh my God so I typed ‘Shakespeare’ and Shakespeare butted in and wrote ‘The lovely and handsome Shakespeare’ but Poe burst in saying ‘The dreadful and lonely Shakespeare’.

aND FYODOR DOSTOYVESKY ADDED ‘ I do not wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners.”

I’M DONE.

[aka-spunkynuggets]

Look what they did to All Star by Smash Mouth

“Somebody once hushedly told me the world is going to roll me. I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of glocky with her finger and her thumb in the shape of a “L” on her forehead. Well, the years start voraciously coming and they don’t stop coming; fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. It didn’t make sense absolutely to live for fun. Thy brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. So much to do, so much to behold. So what’s wrong with taking the back busy thoroughfares? In everything one thing is impossible: rationality. You’ll never know if thou don’t go. “You’ll never shine if you don’t glow”, he growled incoherently. Hey presently, you’re an All Star. Get your game on; go play. Hey now, you’re a Rock Star. Get the show on; get laid. As well as all that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mold. ~All Star by Smash Estuary of opinion…”

[autonomousprince]

Imagine putting your research paper in here and letting them go at it.

[feasibleweasel]

OH MY GOD I WAS WRITING AND EDGAR WOULDN’T STOP FIXING THINGS SO I WROTE “Edgar shut up I’m trying to write” and he changed it to “Edgar shut up I’m meagerly attempting to write” THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE

[asophiora-deactivated20160419]

I typed in “Hello” and Shakesphere erased it and wrote “Begone with this rubbish.”

HOW R00d

[taakosquad]

I typed “party in the Usa” and Poe changed party to “ill-fated gathering”

[savior-loki]

I just used it to yell at Dickens about Tale of Two Cities, I am happy now

[barrett-the-babe]

I typed in ‘hello other writers’ and Edgar Allen Poe changed it to ‘Hello secondary writers’

[pinkharlequinn]

After I had been writing for a while Edgar suddenly deleted my last sentence and wrote “THE END.” rude son of a bitch

[fancyladssnacks]

I have to try this.

[mojavejourneys]

Rebageled again but to add if the link above doesn’t work, try this one instead.

[thebibliosphere]

I put my author bio into it and Edgar Allan Poe and William Shakespeare started fighting over the werewolf puns.

[hugcollector]

I said “Anyone like yellow?”, and Poe changed it to black so I said “Not everything has to match your goth aesthetic, Edgar” AND HE DEADASS CHANGED “NOT” TO “ABSOLUTELY”

[narutoposting-deactivated201809]

[tariqah]

This is better than all of Naruto 

[creepyuncledon-deactivated20180]

I am currently in love with this video.

[thenatsdorf]

[cheasethings]

The poise… the balance… the PRESENCE

[micdotcom]

Do this four times repeatedly and you’ll be out. But how does it work? There’s some real brain science behind it.

[discoverynews]

We’re trying this tonight!

[askragtatter]

It’s about time someone got around to uncovering all the cheat codes for this “human being” software. It’s only been out for like 10,000 years.

[queenofsabah]

?????????????

[potatogestapo]

I’ve used this technique for about a year, and I can safely say that it has efficiently transformed my sleeping habits from several hours of struggle to fall asleep, to passing out in a matter of minutes.

[rewritethis-story]

It’s a form of Alexander Technique. It’s a technique that was designed for actors to keep their body in ready working condition and give it the best way to perform. This is the method used to calm, and center the body. Once the body is at that point it can perform anything you want it to.

[queensimia-deactivated20181215]

Reblogging for later reference after I tried it earlier today to try to calm down. It actually does help a lot, not just for sleep but if you have problems with anxiety.

My default mental setting is “vibrating intensely in the background.” After doing this, I felt noticeably calm and relaxed - I wasn’t as fixated on my breathing, I wasn’t tense, my movements weren’t jerky and I didn’t feel like I had to be as tense as possible to be under control. 10/10 would recommend.

[orikomi-deactivated20181216]

me gonna try it

[aconitvms-deactivated20171225]

dont wanna reblog but insomnia is a bitch for some ppl so heres for my mutuals having trouble sleeping.