Amañada

[leyorio-deactivated20170725]

[bob-belcher]

[judyfartland]

the moment you realize you forgot to put on deodorant 

[twoofcups]

marvel is cowardly and homophobic, and will continue to be cowardly and homophobic until they use an ABBA song for a fight sequence.

[twoofcups]

like i said…..

[buckyshusband-deactivated201912]

LUKE THIS IS THE BEST THING LITERALLY EVER, watching this literally felt like i was going through a museum full of my most favourite paintings while ABBA was playing in the background. so literally prefect 

[crackmetal-deactivated20210206]

So no one told you life was gonna be this way *Phantom of the Opera overture*

[liamdarlinstewart]

dropping a chandelier in the middle of an opera because someone sat in my unassigned assigned seat is the level of pettiness i aspire to achieve

[thysilus]

[me internally while someones talkin to me] wow they Really Think i kno wats goin on rn…

[southdownswitch]

spiderman homecoming au where everything’s the same except peter’s a musical theatre geek instead of science

[mydearthisbe]

The most hilarious thing about the fact Buckbeak had a trial and lost is that later on JKR resolves the issue by having Hagrid take him in again and renaming him Witherwings. That’s literally all it took. What if in POA, Hagrid simply said, “Sorry, Buckbeak flew away.” 

“There’s a hippogriff right there, Hagrid.”

“A different hipprogriff.”

“I’m… pretty sure that’s the same hipprogriff.”

“Prove it.” 

[twelvemonkeyswere]

no dna tests we die like scientifically underdeveloped societies

[thesanityclause]

Prisoner of Azkaban continues to be the most frustrating book

[septimusprime]

Someone should have just adopted Sirius and started calling him Gerald.

[dreadpiratemary-deactivated2018]

Remus: Erm… this is our new order member, my… cousin Gerald. Gerald White.

[zero0000]

“Mr. Lupin that is Sirius Black with glasses!” “Oh come now Minister, Sirius Black doesn’t wear glasses. That wouldn’t make sense.” “Well have Mr. White take off his glasses then!” “He can’t he needs them to see.”

[animatedamerican]

it got better

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

It’s honestly a miracle to me that wizarding society doesn’t collapse every other week because like

You’ve got this world full of people who can destroy whole buildings or turn people into beetles or make vehicles fly just by waving a stick at them

And there is literally no common sense

Anywhere to be found

Voldemort would never have had anyone find out he was back if he just went around calling himself Steve 

[kat8porgs]

Okay, see, I thought I saved this post to comment on it but I’d like to bring up

The Minister would NEVER EVER disbelieve in Gerald White. He’d buy it hook line and sinker. The wizarding world would buy it hook line and sinker. The GOBLINS wouldn’t but wizards have been shown to be pretty blindingly clueless. Still, Gringotts would grudgingly give Sirius access to the Black fortune.

But, but, but, you know the one person

the one person

who Gerald White would drive AB-SO-LUTELY FUCKING BATSHIT?

Severus Snape.

Snape would do everything, EVERYTHING, to get people to believe that it’s Sirius. But the Order would ignore it (they accepted Sirius as Sirius before anyway) and Remus would just be so… so affronted.

‘Severus, he is my cousin.’

And Sirius would love it. He’d love the fact that Snape just hated it. He’d be the BEST DAMN GERALD WHITE EVER b/c Snape is doing everything from dropping veritaserum into his firewhisky to capturing a dementor in a box and releasing it on Sirius when he least expects it

That one causes problems for a bare minute because SHIT A DEMENTOR ATTEMPTED TO GIVE GERALD THE KISS MAYBE SNAPE IS RIGHT except Harry comes forward and is like ‘excuse me, I’ve never committed a crime and dementors are ALWAYS attacking me, I think they’re attracted to glasses’

and the magical community is like ‘shit, yeah, you’re right’

and just

Spare. Snape goes spare.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I WANT TO DRAW ALL OF THIS

I want to draw all of this as a mini comic so badly

[langernameohnebedeutung]

I can’t believe that A Series of Unfortunate Events and Harry Potter are existing in the same universe

[intergalactic-ashkenazi-deactiv]

can’t focus on a thing

gotta bounce The Leg

[drakomalfoyyy-deactivated202006]

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

[figuerockfaeth]

the BEST part of mamma mia (2008) one of the greatest movies ever made:

the (purposeful?) lack of effort put into the flashbacks, just straight up putting a wig on 47 year old colin firth, 55 year old pierce brosnan, and 56 year old stellan skarsgard and saying they’re all like 20 (TWENTY) is a level of iconic very few movies possess 

[milkeas]

People like you don’t get to insult people like me. You get to be eternally grateful. You’ve got quite a way with women. Take a look at this face, a picture of disappointment and disgust. This is the look that every woman you will ever know will come to share. This is what the next forty years of your life will look like.

[magicc0ncha]

[problemactic]

me trying to comfort a sad friend

[plounce]

me trying to comprehend anything anyone says to me

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

summer anthem: wouldn’t it be nice if we were colder