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The USA are going to launch their own version of Eurovision, called "American Song Contest".

I'm not saying I'm impressed....

I just hate how they are trying to destroy some as special and unique as Eurovision. First that movie, now their own version.

Sweetie, stop trying so hard, we heard you and you were successfully ignored. We don't want you competing in Eurovision.

Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk

#Eurovision #eurovision song contest #Esc #american song contest #Please #Stop trying #We don't want you #we don't want you here

incorrectaftg

this is what would happen if the trojans and foxes had a groupchat

original audio here

the-busy-ghost

How do people get to own secondhand bookshops. Not the big/newer quirky ones, but the little dusty ones that are piled high with books and always staffed by that same old guy who’s reading behind the desk. How do these businesses even begin, how do they survive, they feel like they were passed down by immortals and staffed by retired druids or something

Yes, I have seen the eurovision movie...

No, I didn't like it

And no, I'm not shaming people that liked it

#eurovision the story of fire saga #eurovision the movie #Eurovision #Esc

deththysting

This is official art! Just look at the genuine smile Miyuki has!!! Misawa stans stay winning

You like the eurovision movie? Good, that's great honey.....

Let's just not forget that everyone has their opinions and that I'm on my right to not like it....

Have a good day :)

#eurovision #eurovision the movie #eurovision the story of fire saga #esc

catchymemes

This fallen down tree looks like a dragon

deathclawboyfriend-deactivated2

Camouflage

ask-nik-nok-lee-deactivated2023

He’s just hibernating for the age of dragons to come again.

amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

straighthater

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

timelordpillbug

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

hikingnerd

When Russia sends you nudes

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon

#what the fuck happened here

her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

kyloschuyler

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

tree-of-blue-squirrel

reblog it, because Russia can´t

maradaisykat

Thanks Obama

misskumikosixteen

look at the various ways they hold themselves

Wanting Conan to win the Festival da Canção to just see this guy dancing at Eurovision

#eurovision #esc2019 #esc #portugal #Eurovision2019

pixiebootsana

*After announcing the three champions that will compete in the triwizard tournament, Dumbledore grabs a fourth paper that just came out of the goblet of fire*

Dumbledore: Harry Potter

Harry:

Ron:

Hermione:

Ginny:

Fred, George and Lee Jordan:

Cedric:

Fleur:

Victor:

Draco:

Gryffindors:

Hufflepuffs:

Slytherins:

Ravenclaws:

The Teachers Table:

djswayy

ESTO SI ES PERFECCION

one-in-lemillion

Remember when Tumblr just invented a Greek god

one-in-lemillion

Oh @hyena-bro my sweet summer child, allow me to tell you the story of Mesperyian, the goddess who never was and never will be.

So it all started with this tumblr post, right?

And obviously people mentioned the goddesses Aphrodite and Persephone, and the benefits of answering such goddesses as the most beautiful. But then Tumblr user 28weekslaterhater mentioned to answer the goddess Mesperyian (most beloved daughter of Hades) as the most beautiful. According to them, “jealous ho” Aphrodite burnt half of Mesperyian’s face off in a blind rage for being more beautiful than her.

This post began to spread to the fact-check-less masses of Tumblr, and more mythology sprouted up about this so-called “Mesperyian”, how she was the goddess of torture and punishment (even though a goddess of punishment already existed) and had to wear a cool mask because of the aforementioned face burning.

Everyone took it as gospel for years until various Tumblr users pointed out “hey if you happen to just… look up this goddess, the only thing you’ll find is this Tumblr post”. After that, it had been exposed that Mesperyian never fucking existed and that Tumblr user just completely made them up on the fly.

And that’s how Tumblr invented a Greek goddess

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itchyghost

That’s one of the most greek god mythology things I’ve ever heard and based on that she’s to be treated as new to the roster.

gatheringbones

tbh a lot of my advice boils down to “hey you know that terrible horrible looming thing you’re doing your best to avoid and distract and escape as much as possible but no matter what you do it just keeps looming and looming and ruining your life”

“just, fuckign, run straight at it screaming.”