Gracefully

cannot have a normal level of fixation or focus, has not read a real book for the past year that wasn't directly related to a fandom (she/her)

[forebodingmusicstartsplaying]

So, APPARENTLY, The Sentinel is an actual TV show and is what all of the fanfics of "sentinel au's" are based on.

Maybe that would be an intuitive leap. It probably should have been.

But I just thought that it was one of those fandom things, yk? Like how there are royalty and modern aus, coffee shop aus and fantasy aus, because it was so fucking basic and cliche. Heck I'm pretty damn sure that most people that write a/b/o aus have never even heard of whatever werewolf smut book started that shit.

BUT SOMEHOW THIS SHIT, WAS NOT MADE IN A MERE BOOK, BUT A WHOLE ASS TV SHOW. AND ITS NOT A CARTOON.

This feels like finding out someone you know is a hardcore twilight fan like holy shit.

[razed-stoner-deactivated2013020]

[lord-kitschener]

Sorry for putting pictures of boobies on your dash.

[neurotoxinsonline]

I’m not

[luna-reverie]

BOOBIES

[crescentbeams]

sorry guys, i usually don’t post NSFW stuff.. but this is a great pair of boobies.

[sleepysmilesamirite]

I love a bouncing pair of boobies.

[capricornian]

I respond to this gifs of cute boobies with a pair of great tits. 

[killer-queen-gunpowder-gelatine]

omg guys. I’m sorry I usually don’t post stuff like this.

[nubocorvi]

boobies are great

[tinsnip]

yeah, boobies are okay, but i know somebody out there is just dying for some cock.

[gwengrimm]

This is what tumbler was made for

[thegreenwolf]

This post just isn’t complete without a picture of the world’s largest pecker.

[daddyslittleoreo666-deactivated]

I love this

[ogress]

that is one huge pecker you got there

[grumpybeardruid-archive-deactiv]

Needs moar tits

[metachimera-deactivated20170726]

What this post needs is a little ass.

[nico-milo-deactivated20180414]

Sorry guys, I don’t usually post NSFW, but you gotta admit, that ass looks great.

[bguiles]

Don’t forget a little pussy

[regvetdream]

YES.

[baguette-lagguette]

All the NSFW

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

How about a nice pair of hooters?

[the-1-and-lonly]

Thank you for this blessed post

[rip-paramour]

This wouldn’t be complete without a dik pic…

[void-the-bear]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[incorrect-voiceplay]

Im not even sorry this doesn’t fit my blog theme. You know for a fact that you needed this in your life.

[iwouldratherbereadingrn]

What this post needs is a big ass.

[1969chevycamaro]

This is why we tumble

[bnuuwitch]

THIS IS WHY WE TUMBLE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[forebodingmusicstartsplaying]

Trying to rewatch the Magnus Archives and every time I finish an episode in season 1 it skips to early season 2 like Amazon music shut the fuck up and sit and play my damn show.

Gonna try it out on browser today because I was legit ready to throw my phone after it did this when I was driving. Twice.

[paperruins]

statement of timothy stoker, regarding his own death.

[jake-clark]

[meiiiwaku]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @worldheritagepostorganization

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

is this the ORIGINAL?!???

[laughconfetti]

[creepymutelilbugger]

oh holy shit i didn’t even know where this meme came from

[roses-blog-of-things-deactivate]

OH MY ACTUAL GOD THE ORIGINAL

[thenumberonevelvetcake]

ORIGINALS ON THE ROLL

[chainmaiden-deactivated20260205]

'top or bottom???' wrong ‼️⚔️which one of you is the loyal dog come living weapon and which one of you has the lethal pout and divinity complex ???

[goblinofpeacelol]

Thinking about that time I asked my friends this talking about bunk beds and they responded talking about sex and at that moment it was very clear who was and was not an asexual hufflepuff lol

@forebodingmusicstartsplaying will never ever let me live it down

[forebodingmusicstartsplaying]

Oh yeah. My kids will get that story as part of the talk. If you die first I will put it on your headstone (not the full story just the question)

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[theforceisstronginthegirl]

For people who have never seen a cow I’ll explain:

Cows are covered in cow shit. All the time. Even clean cows who get bathed regularly have cow shit on them. But listen to me. Normal dairy cows are not getting baths. They have cowshit on them, the splash back from their cowshit gets on udders. So does cow urine. Also listen mud gets on cow udders, cow hair, bugs, and other nasties will get in the milk. But most importantly: cow shit. There is so much cow shit involved with cows even in the cleanest and healthiest dairies. Cows shit a LOT. Also for some reason cows like to lie down in cowshit. You will have a whole pasture with no cowshit and they will find the most disgusting pile of cowshit you’ve ever had the misfortune to smell and they lie right in it.

When cows were milked by hand this was a problem- when cows are milked with machinery this is a problem. Cows are animals and they shit. A lot. And it’s going to get into the milk. And listen. You do not want to drink cow shit germs in milk. And milk can be filtered all you want and it is- but germs? gotta cook those fuckers out. So you don’t get sick from the cowshit.

TLRD: cow shit.

[aqueerkettleofish]

Also, the whole "unnatural process of pasteurization" is just raising the temperature to a certain point and holding it there-- how long depends on how high you do it. (In large quantities, this is often about 145F/63C for a half hour, but if you're working on a small batch, you can go for fifteen seconds at 161F/72C.

That's it. No weird chemicals. No sinister udder technique.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

To be clear, farmers do wash and sterilise cow teats and milking equipment with iodine, they're not just squeezing sewage into your milk or anything. But it only takes one overlooked teat or little wrinkle or distracted worker to get bacterial contamination in the milk, and dangerous bacteria really, really love eating milk. All farming is messy; the occasional slug trapped in your lettuce or bug crushed into your flour won't hurt you, but all the stuff that babies love in milk is also stuff that harmful bacteria loves, and under ideal conditions a salmonella or e. coli population can double every 20 minutes. In the milk, it's gonna double slower, but it's gonna double a lot faster than you'd like, especially since the milk you buy is going to be between many hours and many weeks old depending on where you get it. All milk should be assumed to be contaminated until pasteurised. Buying raw milk from a dedicated farmer who knows and bathes all of her cows and milks them by hand and got that milk that very morning is safer than buying raw factory milk, but in the same way that driving 3 drinks over the alcohol limit is safer than driving 5 drinks over the limit. Just get the pasteurised milk.

[raucous-indignation]

Louis Pasteur was a French chemist, pharmacist, and microbiologist renowned for his discoveries of the principles of vaccination, microbial fermentation, and pasteurization, the last of which was named after him.

[goblinofpeacelol]

Hi I grew up drinking raw milk my parents used to drip it into myfucking eyes when I got pink eye (I got pink eye a weird amount as a small child) we only really stopped when our local farmer stopped selling it I hate raw milk it just tastes bad I don’t like two percent either and really only like whole milk after potato chips or with cookies and I’m frankly lactose intolerant I’m not really drinking any milk any time soon but it was not fun drinking it you have to shake it and it’s just not great

@forebodingmusicstartsplaying

[forebodingmusicstartsplaying]

Why you summoning me? Like what do I have to add? I don't like raw milk because it's very thick and tastes strange. But also as far as I knew, the issue with pasteurized milk was not just the temperature, like yes... I think that would still be considered sterilizing, but whatever, it's like cooking chicken, same principle. Anyways I thought the issue was more the additives that are put in as the milk is pasteurized. If you get raw milk then if you are kinda crazy about that or are allergic or sensitive to some common type of additive, like my siblings, then getting raw milk usually resolves the issue.

Like don't get me wrong I'm sure there's some people that are just that stupid and think that it's the heating up part that is bad, but my siblings would have the most horrendous stomach issues when they drank pasteurized milk, but raw milk didnt do shit. We only switched to goats milk because it was cheaper and did the same thing.

[forebodingmusicstartsplaying]

My brain after reading too many linked universe fanfics: write.

Me: we haven't even finished a single Zelda game wtf you mean.

My brain: .... Hmmmm.... Do that.

Me: okay wooo finished first Zelda game!!

Brain: write.

Me: no, we don't know enough and we didn't even play one of the important Zelda games like link between worlds may have been fun but important it doesn't seem to be.

My brain: but we could write fae au. Or self insert.

Me: nah there's enough Eldritch Wild stories as is. And keep your self inserts out of here.

My brain: we could focus on Hyrule and give them a big sister spirit buddy that is the self insert *lays out theory board

Me:.... Shit this is actually really good.

The only reason I'm lasting this long is I'm baiting myself into playing the games first instead of writing the fanfic.

[forebodingmusicstartsplaying]

I take a bath almost every day.

It's never really for getting clean, and it dries out my skin more than anything. I put up my hair so it doesn't get wet, but that's only because I have dyed it and I don't want the color to come out with how hot the water is.

All I do is sit and soak, until my toes get pruney and the water is starting to drain because the plug isn't completely watertight.

It makes me feel... Clean. Like even though I am objectively not cleaning anything physically, just soaking in my own skin juices, just the process of sitting and relaxing in the water while reading feels like a cleans. I don't have to worry about the noise around me, I don't need to worry about school or what chores need doing. It's just me. I'm leaving as much of the worries as I can behind.

It's a ritual cleanse of sorts. I always do it in the morning, so I'm not sure if it's preparing me for the day ahead or if it's washing away yesterday, but it's almost like breakfast at this point. I don't feel ready for the day until after.

[forebodingmusicstartsplaying]

Me when drawing: AH WHY CNA TRHIS LOOK RIGHT IVE SPENT TEN MINUTES TRYING TO DRAW THIS LINE REEEEE *yeets pen and tablet.

Twenty minutes later after doing something else to destress, grabs the pen and tablet and gets back to work.

... YK I'ma just leave the spelling errors in there because that shit is fucking hilarious. Completely unintentional, thank you phone keyboard for blessing me with "you wanted that button, shithead? Think again!"

[forebodingmusicstartsplaying]

When some characters from a show you watch live in your head tent free for so long that they just take over the fic your writing about them and also barge in whenever you're thinking about other fandoms like "write more of our shit!" Honey sit down please for the love of God I have to figure out how to wring enough out of this other fandom for a chapter.

[patientno7]

my humor 2016

[patientno7]

happy 3 year anniversary of wheeze man

[rubinaito-inactive]

Finally, the original has crossed my dash.

[lavena]

@strangezeroz welcome to tumblr where the app decides when you can be gifted with the sight of og memes, you cannot look for these yourself via the search engine, you won’t find them, you have to wait to be gifted them

[miss-nerd-alert]

For those of you who might be new here, Tumblr has no algorithm, legendary memes are brought to your dash by mutuals like pet cats bringing you dead birds.

[maddy-k-reads-all-day]

Hello dear mutuals. I have brought you a dead bird.

[cctypical]

i do appreciate the dead bird dear mutual.

comrades, take a look at this fine wonder.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Hello my counsel, please accept this offering of a dead bird

[goblinofpeacelol]

I offer thou dead bird

[forebodingmusicstartsplaying]

Note to self find this in my stuff and reblog again in 3 years ( I won't remember but still)

[forebodingmusicstartsplaying]

Alright people fess up, who got the "marry followers to followers" ritual and immediately made leshycat happen

[forebodingmusicstartsplaying]

Writing is like trying to catch an animal. Sometimes it goes into the cage nicely, but more likely, it screeches and runs off like a bat out of hell, leaving you to try and catch it at your own peril.

Which is to say I have way way to many WIPs, and sometimes I can write most of a chapter in one go but more likely I get a couple sentences out and then am done for the day.

Seriously I need to finish one of my fics that I published part of but it doesn't want to let go of the couch.

[forebodingmusicstartsplaying]

Stupid question, as in why the fuck did this come to mind, but do you think that if, instead of chopping off a hyrda's head, you went downwards, cutting perpendicular to a decapitation and kind of... Like opening up the inside of the throat, would the hyra still grow more heads or could violently cutting open it's throats be a valid way to kill a hydra.

Because it's always seemed really stupid to me that all these characters that fight hydras can do is cut off their heads. Like there are loads of other options there

[zeekayart]

[alien-in-washington]

Radioactive Alien breaking out of a Washington stronghold seemed like a good idea at the time…

[antjester-deactivated20260328]

ANT MAN!!!!

[herwonderlandfire]

Purple fire from wonderland!!!!

[1kit]

Technomancy, perhaps

[a-lonelyoperator]

Uh…Technomancy, but specifically phones? Or maybe sound or speech manipulation

@listacole @ghost-of-inks

[listacole]

I’m flammable :(

And or something to do with making lists idk

[ace-does-nerd-stuff]

@a-lonelyoperator you do realize operator is also a term used to describe people who work theme park rides right?

Anyways. Yaaay I can make portals

[bees-with-a-camera]

I am now a swarm of bees that can take photos, yippie!

[webber-da-spider]

Spider mutant. Oh boy.

[spectroacha]

ghost roach! i just hope i’m not small…

[loonaticforaza]

What the heck am I supposed to do? Loony toons physics?

[bubblybloob]

I blow bubbles that kill you bloobily.

[forebodingmusicstartsplaying]

Force sensitive but nothing else. Can hear the soundtrack.

Look my name literally comes from a fanfiction where Anakin can hear the Star wars soundtrack I have the receipt.

[spookyballoontimetravel]

Bringing this back around