i fuckign love susie

@bitsofpluto says the one who made a blog about susie and kris

[anywigwilldo]

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

[vikingserket]

after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

[whisperrun-blog]

Nothing happened. 

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.

[whisperrun-blog]

Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture. 

[penandpage]

[dark-ayyyyy-blog]

aight

[sunbeamrobin-deactivated2018073]

OH MY GOD I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

[thornsword]

DO IT

[20053]

WOW IT REALLY IS SOMETHING FREAKING GOOD PLEASE CHECK IT OUT

[cherrychanart-deactivated201703]

YES!!!

[sociallyawkward--fics]

someone DMed me this and it’s so cool lol, though I didn’t do as well as I would’ve liked lol

[rebelmeg]

MY BLOOD PRESSURE, OMG

[mystikade]

I do not know Why I am reblogging this…

[puppetbrody-deactivated20200411]

Why am I reblogging this ???

[thathappyleader-deactivated2019]

YO GUYS CHECK THIS OUT

[railwaydev]

This is cool!

[beastboicrank]

WOAH

[dnd-homebrew5e]

[mrdistracted]

5 wizards? Man you need to work on your party composition.

[slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch-de]

There’s no rule that says barbarians can’t wear robes and a pointy hat. :D It definitely doesn’t count as armor.

[mrdistracted]

concept, Barbarian who dresses as a wizard and carries a fake wizard staff, so everyone is expecting them to attack with magic. instead they just bash people over the head with the staff.

[slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch-de]

Concept: An entire party of non-wizards who all dress like wizards. Monks also have unarmored defense and a fondness for smashing people with sticks! Add in a druid, a cleric, and a warlock with leather armor under the robes and you have a pretty solid party. :D

[mrdistracted]

Or even just characters dressed as the wrong class. Barbarian disguised as a wizard. Wizard disguised as a fighter whose staff/ wand forms the handle of thier weapon.

Ooh, a warlock disguised as a cleric.

A fighter disguised as a bard. Who sings terribly to distract the opponent then just punches them.

[rumple-buttercup-bananas]

@forestofsons

[firelordleah]

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“Madam Director” in the left ear, “Lucretia” in the right.

(It’s just the latter half of “Lucretia” since I wanted them to end in sync. Listen with headphones for the full effect!)

[marishalesbian]

[audio description: two pieces from The Adventure Zone: OST. In the left ear is Madame Director, a gentle and rhythmic melody that has a softer, more marimba-like sound to it. In the right ear is Lucretia, which is the same rhythmic melody as Madame Director, except instead of a marimba-like sound, the melody has a more artificial electronic quality to it. When the two are played together, they sync up perfectly, and their sounds combine into a more powerful mix, highlighting both the similarities and differences in the timbre of each recording.]

[historicandgay-deactivated20190]

Alright folks. I have no idea about what the fuck the McElroys are. No go damn clue at all,, people have been obsessed with them for months and like a god damn fool I am lost after all this time. and I’ll see stuff about them on my dash,, but it always leaves me with more questions than answers?? Like are they producing podcasts?? But I’ve also seen videos of them., so what the fucks that about?? I’ve heard about an adventure zone? I think they make that? Like I’m somewhat sure they’re producing fictional content, but whenever people talk about it they always just mention the McElroys like they’re characters in the content they’re producing????? And ALSO aren’t they brothers?? For some reason I’m p damn sure there 3 of them, but?? I’ve only ever heard anyone talk about Griffin McElroy. Is he just the most popular or do the other two not exist and I’m going crazy, are there more than 3 brothers.? What exactly are they making? What are they doing??? Are the McElroys real people??? I’ve heard about my brother my brother and me, is that some kind of music thing? Every now and again Griffin McElroy will pop on my dash like some kind of godforsaken cryptid but no one else seems the slightest bit confused about all this shit?? And I know I haven’t actually put up that much of an effort to figure it out, but whenever I see a new thing tagged Griffin McElroy, I feel more lost than I ever have in my life and like I’m fucking Charlie and I. Got. Boxes. Of. Pepe. Silvia.

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Only death separates a trainer and his Bulbasaur

Artist:  kusasugiruneko / Twitter

[ashleymeowtese]

Why you gotta do this to me….? 😢

[sockablock]

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The TAZ Amnesty Radio AD after MBMBAM #438

[adhd-thirteen]

Transcript:

[static and various music clips as it flips through radio channels]

[soft guitar music begins in background]

Kirby: Welcome back to WKEP at night! Up next looks like we’ve got a PSA from local forest ranger Duck Newton.

[music abruptly stops]

Duck: [slightly far away from the mic] Do I start now or?

Kirby: Yeah. Uh- lean in, Duck.

Duck: Yeah, sorry. Um, okay I wanted to address the unfortunate situation that… okay. [Sigh] Listen. Two people, good people that I and alot of y'all have known our whole lives are dead. [Eerie music begins in background] Torn to shreds by-

Ned: A savage blood thirsty beast that defies human comprehension! If you’d like to know more stop by the Cryptonomica, Kepler’s premiere museum of the macabre! Just off highway-

Duck: Hey c'mon. We just wanted to warn y'all - to beg you - if you see one of those things out in the forest, don’t fight, don’t scream, run. Run as far as you can.

Aubrey: Duck it’s almost midnight! Listen folks, if you see anything please go to thelamplighter.org and let us know. And get behind a locked door tonight.

[eerie music fades out]

Kirby: Anything else we need to- oh! They’re leaving. [Soft guitar starts again] Okay well that’s thelamplighter.org, and stay safe out there Kepler.

[Static and music as it flips between radio channels again]

[moschicane]

find your government assigned taz kin

[sisterlich-deactivated20210312]

EXCUSE ME

[forestofsons]

uh...

[skeletortilla]

[trizza-tethis]

one more time boys

[forestofsons]

F

[forestofsons]

IT'S ALIIIIIIIVE

[cybercrimer]

it’s been an honor

[monokumafiles]

happy sunday

[forestofsons]

SJSJSJSJ NOOOOO

[skeletortilla]

[trizza-tethis]

one more time boys

[forestofsons]

F

[pagesofkenna]

Visit Original Link

This is legitimately the funniest thing that has ever happened on MBMBAM

[pepgold]

[leon-the-artificer]

Visit Original Link

hey have yall seen this text post yet

( @vaultedvagabond )

[leon-the-artificer]

transcript below cut (full video here)

Keep reading

[forestofsons]

oh my god...

[fruitsoftheweb]

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

[hollowtones]

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

[sunflowerseedsandscience]

REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

[fnafsb-deactivated20210217]

y’all wanna hear a take

[fnafsb-deactivated20210217]

the taz fandom claims to be inclusive and very homophobia/transphobia free but the way so many people treat taako and lup says completely otherwise. so many people treat taako like a walking gay stereotype and even more treat lup like Big Buff Wife Kill Me Step On Me So Violent which is incredibly trans misogynistic and honestly y’all need to cut that shit out ESPECIALLY if you’re not a gay man treating taako like that or a trans women treating lup like that. it’s extremely homophobic and transphobic and very transparent y’all only ever care about your Woke Points when you’re making taako more feminine than lup or lup more masculine/buff than taako.

[forestofsons]

and that's the tea

[straycatj]

家主は…オレがしょうじにシワをつけたと？

Hey landlady, do you say I crinkled this paper slide door?

むー……

Hmmmm……

そうですよ！オレですよ！オレがやりましたよ！

That’s true! I did! I crinkled this!