Here Be Stuff

Hello! Many fandoms, lots of fanfiction (my own). Feel free to send me fic requests or questions/discussions/etc, I'd love to chat!

[sun-moon-talia]

in 2014 you could come on here and say “misogyny is bad and more ppl should consume media that includes women” and everyone would agree with you. nowadays you post something like “if you don’t care about women you might be a misogynist” and the reblogs are ppl saying “ummmmmm this take is actually problematic bc the only way i can escape misogyny is by pretending women don’t exist :/” we’re so cooked.

[cognitohazardous]

the ppl who'd disagree then would be unkempt shut-in cishet dudes with "anti-feminist anti-sjw" in their bios and now its all pride flag picrew icon fandom queers with pinned posts linking to their fav percy jackson fanfics on AO3. which is to say we really lost the plot when it comes to progressivism

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

[dragonagedorks]

Templartations fics!!

The Templartation Exchange has finally been revealed, so I'm sharing my works!!

But also, the exchange had so many amazing and incredible fics and art, you should definitely check it out!!!! (collection is here!)

the warden and the commander for @raflesia65 rating: T word count: 11,036 ship: Cullen/Alistair summary: theirs is a story in moments

the ballad of mr wiggums for @carako rating: G word count: 2,404 summary: One of the strangest possessions in Kinloch Hold's history was that of its mouser, Mr Wiggums. And Cullen witnessed it all.

just pull me down hard and drown me in love for @tired-truffle rating: E word count: 2,269 ship: Alistair/FTabris summary: King Alistair Theirin and Warden-Commander Kalian Tabris are nothing but professional at royal receptions. Less so in store rooms.

Cullen's No Good, Very Aggravating Day for @inquisiorastoria rating: G word count: 1,091 summary: With the Inquisitor, Josephine and Leliana away, it falls on Cassandra and Cullen to oversee the Inquisition. And that means fielding the many, many complaints the Inquisition and its allies have.

moondust for @briannasroger rating: T word count: 4, 521 ship: Cullen/FTrevelyan summary: Cullen dreams of a woman made of starlight.

[foreversillythings]

My templartation exchange fics!

I had so much fun with each of these!!

[meatdiaz]

absolutely hate it when the pleasurable activity procrastination hits. i’m going to do something fun that brings me joy but not yet. yeah, not yet. not yet. maybe i shouldn’t do it at all, it’s not that fun

[niraves]

[stealingpotatoes]

happy mermay to this beautiful mermai-- what do you mean that's a seal. that's literally a mermaid look at her

(links // tip jar!)

[stealingpotatoes]

this beautiful mermaid is now available as a print!!

[muertawrites]

me: i am INSPIRED i want to WRITE

my brain, immediately: i have never once even seen a sentence

[monstermonger]

He's worried about stepping on flowers. He loves nature.

[drill-teeth]

Something I really struggle to get people to understand is that like. Sometimes there was no intentional homoerotic subtext, the author was just extremely misogynistic. Sometimes the author wasn't "secretly shipping" those two men, the author literally just hates women so much that they see them as being literally incapable of relationships with depth. Like this is kind of a big thing with misogyny actually. A lot of extremely misogynistic people truly believe that a man can only have meaningful and complex relationships with other men because they literally just think women are so inferior they only exist to birth children and clean the house. It's like when people say along the lines of "no one worships exclusively men quite like straight men do". It's just that phenomenon actually. That happens to be manifesting in a raging misogynist's writing. Writing a man character who literally only puts effort into his friendships with other men while completely ignoring his literal girlfriend or wife is actually an extremely straight thing to write. And that doesn't mean you can't ship those men or that there are no stories with actual intentional homoerotic subtext. I just think it's important to be able to recognize extreme misogyny in writing and acknowledge it without brushing it off and assuming good intentions when literally all evidence is screaming that this was a misogynistic writing choice and not a representing gay men choice.

[araeofdrawings]

[catbellybuttons]

writing the first half of a fic: yaaaay! wooo!!! 🌈💝 fun ideas 😊💖✨️~

writing the second half of a fic: I am in a fight with god himself and he is winning

[blignick]

[canadiangold]

[wolfythewitch]

Dog years

[glitterlessgold]

(project hail mary spoilers) ENOUGH with the "found family disbands at the end of the story" trope. I'm coming back to your alien planet with you and living in a biosphere your mate designed for me and teaching a bunch of baby rock crabs about relativity.

[gloww0rms]

this randomly blew up on twitter so i figured i’d post it here bc lord knows everyone on this app is neurodivergent

[catasters]

[unionizedwizard]

everything so scary & forever .

[unionizedwizard]