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ao3: Carako She/her A slew of interests but mostly it's all Dragon Age Alistair, Cullen, Emmrich

[carako]

May I offer you some smut?

A collection of my works on ao3, though I swear it isn't entirely smut. It is also no longer 100% Dragon Age, though it might as well be.

Full works

All of the works listed below are E rated

Aurora Veniet: Cullen x Female Lavellan

Cullen POV, Cullen falling in love with the Inquisitor and dealing with his past traumas.

WIP - 27 chapters

The Heat of You: Emmrich x Female Rook

Emmrich and Rook keep meeting in the Lighthouse's bathhouse.

3 chapters

My Lover's Got Humor: Alistair x Female Mahariel

Alistair and Mahariel's first time together.

Complete - 2 chapters

A Copper For Your Thoughts: Cullen x Female Lavellan

Ellana wakes up able to hear Cullen's thoughts and feel what he's feeling.

Oneshot

Mistress' Kiss: Alistair x Female Mahariel

Alistair and Lyna sex pollen. That's basically about it.

Oneshot

My blood burns for you: Cullen x Female Lavellan

More sex pollen, Cullen and Ellana this time. Featuring ladder sex

Oneshot

In the Shadows: Emmrich x Female Rook

A collection of Bratty Rook, Tamer-esque Emmrich fics.

Heal Me: Rook is hurt and Emmrich heals her.

Come Take Me Higher: Rook teases Emmrich in the dining hall.

I've Been Living For Tomorrows: Emmrich finally tames his brat.

Something Out of the Ordinary: Cullen x f!Surana x Alistair

Three people finding love amidst the Inquisition

Complete - 7 chapters

The Crown on his Heart: King Alistair x Queen Mahariel

AU of Alistair becoming king and Lyna his queen. My fic for the Hanged Man mini bang.

Complete - 6 chapters

[inquisiorastoria]

PomPomPullen

[not10000bees]

The truest thing I've ever said, honestly.

[despazito]

I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter

[despazito]

good art is when something looks like real life, the more real it looks the more better the art. abstracted figures give my trad children nightmares, one time they were exposed to cubism and couldn't go outside for a week

[dogot]

This is how little I care for that lady's opinion.

[jess-abides]

This is it, this is the one

[khartsie]

Tarot card commission, I don't often get to draw fan art (especially couples) so this one was fun! Blood mage Hawe and Fenris from DA2 <3

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[yogbottlee]

solace

[dragonagebigbang]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/85285391/chapters/225224446 Hi everyone! We're back with our twentieth piece for the Dragon Age Big Bang 2026!

Let's give it up for author Lore of Thedas and artist DovesnRoses; they did incredible work! Go check out their efforts over on Archive of Our Own, and we hope y'all enjoy!

Rating: Mature Summary: Six months following the end of the Fifth Blight, Warden-Commander Haljra Tabris is tasked with a new mission — to rid the land of darkspawn. After being summoned by His Majesty to Amaranthine, Haljra embarked on a new adventure; yet, Haljra did not expect to meet a new foe: Nathaniel Howe. As time passed, Haljra realized Nathaniel was never truly her enemy. And in the aftermath of heartbreak and in the midst of battle, Haljra found herself falling for the disgraced noble.

[loreofthedasposts]

Shout out to my teammate, @dovesnroses, who has been an absolute superstar throughout this event! And, I want to send a huge thank you to @purplejuni for beta reading this submission!

Tag List @aetherflowers @bibutterflies @carako @dogot @dragonagedorks @opheliatrevelyan @priya-san @theluckywizard @tired-truffle @tpseudonana

[tpseudonana]

SURPRISE BEYONCÉ DROP! FAILED REUNIONS AND FERAL CORVID LOGISTICS

(Or, how two people who wrote six weeks of love letters completely forgot how to be in a room together.)

Turns out six weeks of letters are easier than thirty seconds of eye contact. Gear up as our emotionally fluent penpals get one (1) homecoming and immediately set the War Room on fire.

Thankfully the cake-apology supply chain is as robust as the one for the Nevarran tomatoes, and the crow works for whoever brings the most bread.

Strap in, it's another long one. Oh, and the crow has a name now. (I'd die for him.)

Read Chapter 9 on AO3

Tag List @aetherflowers @bibutterflies @carako @dogot @dragonagedorks

@inquisiorastoria @loreofthedasposts @opheliatrevelyan @priya-san @theluckywizard

@tired-truffle

[tpseudonana]

i shouldn't be allowed unsupervised access to a keyboard

I was supposed to be packing for my conference. Maybe doing some work on Chapter 9 of The Skyhold Literary Society.

Instead I got inspired by another TikTok and the lovely members of the Cullenmances Discord server and wrote this instead (thank you @redvalkyrie84, @carako, @tiredtruffle, @opheliatrevelyan)

Read The Awkward Chantry Boys Daycare Vlog on AO3

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[grandenchanterfiona]

Your DA love interest probably never brushed their teeth in their life.

Let that sink in.

[avfwdrugec]

Oh my god

I can’t believe it

All that obsessive research into medieval dental hygiene actually paid off

I was spending all this time thinking “Literally no one cares about Thedosian dental hygiene, Amy, why are you wasting your time on this” but HERE IT IS

So yeah, this isn’t actually true! While the toothbrush itself is a fairly modern invention, there’s a well recorded history of people in medieval Europe using a combination of various sweet-smelling mouth rinses and scrubbing their teeth clean with a cloth and a mild abrasive herb paste of some sort. Some common rinses included mint and wine or mint and vinegar, and pastes included things like marjoram and mint, rosemary and charcoal, and vinegar, pickling alum, white salt and honey.

Someone even tested a bunch of historical remedies out and found out that they were mostly pretty effective.

So rest assured, your DA makeouts are probably reasonably minty fresh!

[000l]

[shrewreadings]

like to charge, reblog to cast.

[siriusdraws]

I’m sorry

[siriusdraws]

…how are we going to tell Cole?

[siriusdraws]

Part 3

Varric to the rescue….?

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[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.