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[oneheadtoanother]

[doubleca5t]

Kevin Durant is a extremely high tier shitposter who just so happens to also be one of the greatest basketball players of all time

[resplendent-chungus]

"Legacy points added/deducted" has permanently become a part of my vocabulary

[chortlebot]

before someone screenshots this and posts it elsewhere this is me

[clawcakes]

PREV TRUTH NUKE

[she-ramen]

the she-ra reboot makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

[she-ramen]

the kids these days dont know this masterpiece…they will learn

[logan-exe]

the Masters of the Universe remake makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

[courtjester69420]

Then when G-d asks [Cain], ‘Where is your brother Abel?’ he arrogantly responds, ‘I do not know. Am I my brother’s keeper?’ In essence, the entire Bible is written as an affirmative response to this question."

-Rabbi Joseph Telushkin, from Jewish Literacy

[elokitties]

walking into the pissing me off factory then being surprised when I get pissed off

[dearausten]

not now sweetie, mommy is watching how the massive girlbossification of female characters has led to the belief that weak and vulnerable female characters are badly written characters because apparently every woman needs to be outspoken and witty and snarky and brave in order to be considered “complex” and have any value in a piece of media!!

[chilewithcarnage]

[which-ocs]

Which OC?

[pangur-and-grim]

accidentally sent a friend 1kg of starch for her birthday

[pangur-and-grim]

[jay-rayart]

FLY is a story about a boy who gets a second chance. Help his story take flight June 9th 11am EST on Kickstarter. Thank you for being the wind beneath my wings I hope this story lifts the world to a brighter place.

Coming soon: FLY : A Magical Black Boy Series - Pilot Animatic

A coming of age story about Black kids who finally have power to fight back against systems designed against them.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

bachibros trying to gas their manga into the upper echelons of shonen fandom via luring fujos into the community is one of my favorite moments in internet history. they were genuinely popping bottles when the first yaoi fan art dropped

[contemptible-scoundrel]

W gay people. W pervert women

[innerchildabortionclinic]

your cat was an honor to see in the window

[mytearsrricochet]

[phoenixyfriend]

I really wish people would respect the law, specifically the one that says it's illegal to smoke in CITY PARKS

Why do I have to cough to the point of my eyes watering because you want to light up

Like I'm generally anti-cop, I do not want people getting arrested, but I DO want them being kicked out of the park and their weed confiscated

Have a basic sense of respect for your fellow pedestrians, for fuck's sake

I'm genuinely relieved passing literal piles of feces because it drowns out the smell of FUCKING WEED FOR A SECOND

[whitetrsh-cryptid-deactivated20]

[kabaks]

[kabaks]

@gaysails​ how dare you be funnier than my post 

[cornbeard]