Wise quotes you forgot came from Fortnite

Sometimes Fortnite quotes go so hard you forget where they're from

[fortnite-quotes]

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[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This child's memory is terrifying

[evanfox-im]

This is extremely ominous without any context

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Yesterday I found a card shop that gives away "junk" ards and got her a random selection of about 50 cards. I wasn't paying a whole lot of attention beyond trying to get ones that were shinies or that I thought she'd like (she doesn't actually play the game yet) so there were a fair few duplicates. I gave her the cards and, between various tasks throughout the day, she'd handled and sorted them intermittently for maybe 90 minutes.

Then she wants to play pokemon snap. I point out that you can't really play snap with a deck that's mostly different cards. "Hold out your hands", she says, "I'll take out the ones with doubles".

I hold out my hands and she starts piling cards into them. "Only one of this one," she says, putting cards in my right hand. "There's more of these," going into my left hand. She's not comparing the cards to find duplicates, just guessing. I figure that yeah she's probably right about a few of her favourites that she noticed doubles for but I'm largely humouring her.

"These are the doubles! Let's play!" she says.

"Let me check first," I say in my naive adult way, putting down the 30-ish cards in my right hand to pair up the 20-ish in my left, expecting to find multiple singles.

My friends. She did not make a single mistake.

Again, she didn't pair them up or check in any way before sorting them, just stuck them into one hand or the other from the top of the deck. Knew every single card from her brand new 50-ish card stack. She doesn't even know what they all are.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is a girl who will regularly forget she's eating breakfast with the spoon still in her hand. Adhd is a hell of a drug.

[fortnite-quotes]

You need to teach her how to play poker then sneak her into a couple of casinos

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[skullprincess]

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

[drankinwatahmelin]

who failed yall?

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

IM SCREAMING

[lukestarkillerisgay]

[hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat]

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

[shaolinbynature]

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

[emma-d-klutz]

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

[legowerewolf]

happy New year’s eve

[prguitarman]

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

[majitowfoxlover]

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

[hurleyquinnzel]

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

[untitled42717]

Reblogging for the last one😂

[kitsumekat]

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

[alternative-memo-deactivated202]

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

[binkeljuice]

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

[hurleyquinnzel]

[mysticalpoodle]

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

[im-an-aesthetic-mess]

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

[fish-food-s]

what the actual fuck is happening

[dickplinko]

1 is an even number

[link-the-feral-anon]

I’m gonna smack you

[insert-gay-pun-queer]

-30 and -50 have an e in them

[kurlyfryz]

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

[anachronistic-cat]

Zero isn’t a number

[kurlyfryz]

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

[toaster-120]

It can??? 0/2=0??

[kurlyfryz]

[baconaxolotl101]

OD NUMBERS

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

[batsdotjpg]

OD numbers huh?

[the-kleptomancer]

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

[batsdotjpg]

YOU FORGOT 5

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

[batsdotjpg]

What about it?????

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

[batsdotjpg]

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

[frogseyy]

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

[getinthehandbasket]

21 days away from 2020, folks.

[lord-of-the-noodles]

does anyone know what’s wrong with the time stamps?!???!

[asideblogofyours]

time travelers

[techno-danger]

This post has me dying on the inside I’m a math nerd AND THIS HURTS OMLLL GUYS PLEASE LEARN HOW TO COUNT

[autotheist-of-ominous-threats]

let’s solve it once and for all:

EVEN NUMBERS: 0, 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, ect.

ODD NUMBERS: 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, ect.

if it splits into two EVEN groups, then it’s an even number. if it don’t, then it’s an odd number.

50 and 30 are both even numbers.

[asideblogofyours]

but 5 splits into 2.5 and 2.5. that must be even

so must the others

[unluckyshinyhunter]

if a number can split into TWO EVEN INTEGERS it is even, if it cannot it is odd

example:

5 splits into 2.5 and 2.5, but 2.5 is not an integer so 5 is odd

10 splits into 5 and 5, 5 is an integer so it is even

THIS IS NOT HARD TO GRASP

[asideblogofyours]

but 5.0 is the same as 5, and therefore 5 isn’t an integer. this means 10 is odd

[richard189381184]

what the FUCK is going on here

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

this is how I feel discussing math with my lab partners.

[ichigo-idealmental]

I hate math, and am by no means particularly good at it, but this post is gold and genuinely made me laugh out loud

[daysleftofsecondterm]

I didn’t realize how relevant this post would be when I made this blog.

I can’t imagine it’ll come up again in the next 1,375 days, right?

… Right???

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Fun news from 1,212 days left, Past Me.

[kat4884]

the gooners

they’re everywhere

[felixcloud6288]

Dat's right boss. Now just tell us what ya need and we'll get it done boss.

[quadtator-lawful-evil]

who needs ta sleep with da fishes boss

[bananapudding752]

sorry bawss, I was too busy searchin up da anime girls boss. real pretty.

[felixcloud6288]

Forget dem anime goils. Dere only temporary. But da boss is forever. Right boss?

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: t g t’ at' gt . t t at a a ' gt t . ta t a a, a t ac a a g . a tt. gt a g. ta. t a . gt ?

Closest match: Oeneis jutta genome assembly, chromosome: 18 Common name: Jutta Arctic

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[felixcloud6288]

Da boss got turned into a butterfly!!

[pfaugh]

Wadda bea-utiful transformation, boss. goes to show youse gotta preciate the lil things in life

[hraeiou]

ay boss congrats on da metamoiphosis

[fortnite-quotes]

Woops just noticed I've been posting to the wrong blog

[capesandshapes]

I cast a STROKE of good luck for this weekend, please be effective 🙏

[fortnite-quotes]

Its worth a SHOT

[azulas]

— …This place…is weird.

[charlesoberonn]

All the animals in the Avatar world are hybrids of two real animals.

The only “animals” that aren’t hybrids are the spirits

And Kuei’s pet bear

You draw your own conclusions.

[computationalcalculator]

how could you forget Miyuki

[vstheworld]

Miyuki was absolutely a spirit I can’t believe we’re even having this conversation

[shittttyproblems]

that was your boyfriend? oh haha oopsies...

[fortnite-quotes]

[shittttyproblems]

that was your boyfriend? oh haha oopsies...

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[fortnite-quotes]

if anyone's still following this account, unfollow me right now. im going to be using this sideblog to test out some WARCRIME posts

[therainbowwallflower]

AITA - Hey, um, I just set up a Tumblr account to know if I'm in the wrong here

I, 14 genderqueer, just had a fight with my brother, 17 male, and I don't think I'm in the wrong but I could be.

For context, my brother just started working last year. I don't work. I turn 15 in 2 days and I haven't found a job yet. My brother also is in 3 sports at his private high school. I go to a public high school.

Because I'm the only one in my house that doesn't work I have to take care of our medium sized 3 year old foster dog all the time. It's not something I mind though, she's a good dog. She is very sweet and I don't mind running with her outside or playing tug of war with a toy of hers.

Now 2 days ago we were at our mom's house and we had a big fight with nerf guns. He said that he would not drive me over to dad's house (keep in mind this is father's day too) and that I would have to walk or mom would have to take me or dad would have to pick me up. He then realized he'd be in trouble with dad if I wasn't at dad's house when dad got there. My mom agreed to take me at 11 and that was that.

Now today, I was sleeping in my bed when the medium sized 3 year old foster dog trampled me. (He could have just put her in the crate and I would've taken it from there) My brother thought it was funny and said he had to go to lifting and yelled at me to get up and get downstairs. I said no and that he should just leave her up here.

He left the door open and the light on. I was already kind of scratched up and was not going back to sleep so I took her downstairs and had breakfast.

I went downstairs to fill out job applications and my brother came back, so I asked him when he had taken her out and if he'd fed her. He said he took her out around 6:30 (it was around 9:30) and he didn't feed her. He didn't tell me this.

He got really mad that I hadn't taken her out when he hadn't told me. I had asked him to take her out so I could feed her and he screamed at me that he wasn't going to take her out. I said he should have told me when he took her out before he left and I would have taken her out.

He then said that I was lazy and spent all day doing nothing while he worked out and worked, etc. (I've been helping out with housework) I said that that was unfair and that I have been taking care of the dog and helping clean and etc. Keep in mind that I'm 14 and my birthday is in 2 days and he didn't get a job until he was 16 and he barely did anything at my age either.

I ended up taking the dog out and he left.

Now I'm sitting in my chair typing this out and I feel like I'm in the wrong and should have just taken her out at some point but I don't know. What do you think?

[fortnite-quotes]

so your brother is in 3 sports, goes to a private school, and is 17 so it's likely that he's looking at collages rn along with all the other shit he's got going on. he sees you as an easy target and is taking out his frustrations on you (weather its intentional or not who really cares at this point)

so what you gotta do now is some revenge ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

every time you notice that he's filling out college applications you need to briefly reset your wifi. depending on what system the site uses this could make it so that when he eventually submits the form, or goes to the next page, or anything, the site will throw out an error that the form wasnt submitted and he'll need to fill it out all over again when he refreshes the page. now from personal experience those forms take 15-30 minutes to fill out, so it'll be fun to see how many times you can reset the wifi on him before he decides to completely give up on going to college! 😘

[verymarykate]

the asshole 💅

[blueberryratz-deactivated202512]

i love the tumblr remake of aita im soooo tempted to just make shit up and send it in

[fortnite-quotes]

DO IT

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

WIBTA if i sent a literal asshole pic here? like do you think ppl wld vote that i am the asshole or?

Please do not put your butthole in my inbox

[fortnite-quotes]

show hole

[fortnite-quotes]

🥺i was a silly billy and ruined multiple reddit tags with a super duper long post. followers... AITA?

no

of course not

Voting ended onJun 18, 2023

[fortnite-quotes]

hey new tumblr app users! hope you like the color of the sky!

you are 1/30th of the way through

if you're seeing this on desktop you're really missing out btw