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I'm Eli, they/them 21 MINORS DNI 18+ ONLY

[fyeahgothicromance]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

IT

[octal-alchemist]

FUCKEN

[y4wnd3r3]

WIMDY

[ineffabildaddy]

honestly? that one David Tennant Richard II Kiss™ is my favourite acted kiss in history

look how ridiculously tender and how achingly desperate it is. so gentle, so kind, and yet so selfish at the same time. i've never seen anything quite so human

just. just look at these

there's something so genuine and chaste about this kiss, while also being gorgeously passionate and heated and...... it's just perfect

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

@batshit-auspol congrats ur famous

[batshit-auspol]

honoured

[estokrackerz]

@theshitpostcalligrapher you made The List

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

LMAO

[gothfirefaerie]

@amtrak-official you made the list!

[queer-as-city-folk]

I'm Finally Famous, maybe now people will ride my trains

[hyrude]

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

[flaminggoosememe]

https://youtu.be/2Fe11OlMiz8

I remember listening to this in grade school. I am going to go get some Chinese food.

[pizzopaps]

this is what my anxiety attacks sound like

[tchrgleek]

Oh I needed this laugh this evening. Thank you so much.

[honeysucklepink]

In case anyone didn’t want to leave Tumblr and just hit “play”

[beowulf22121]

Always a classic.

[tugalino]

I was looking for this, thanks :o)

I loved feeling like i was becoming insane while hearing this. Great song.

[humoristics]

People actually boarded flight 666 on Friday the 13th to HEL

[uncle-mojave]

Hel yeah

[visually-enjoyable]

[nonespark-blog]

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

[surprisebitch]

power move

[malaayna]

aerodynamic

[butterfly-apocalypse]

guy who didn’t realize this was his last day in the timeloop

[aircraftsillustrated1976-deacti]

[gemstone-gynoid]

[yumebfdotcom]

Hotel Transylvania

[hellothepixel]

im sorry the what

[missjukebox8bit]

this one

[koth-harvest-final]

the current meme is based on the following which is based on that one

which i assume is from tumblr based on how one of the panels is lifted from that "its ok i am a lesbo" picture

[hellothepixel]

So the timeline is

- I am lesbo

- I'm stuff

- i am lesbo x I'm stuff fusion

- transfem Jonathan and transmasc mavis

[missjukebox8bit]

as far as anyone can tell this is the original “I am a lesbo” image, for the record

[astrathepasta]

I'm sobbing oh my god

[queerlilacroses]

I heard...now don't shoot the messenger but this is the og I am gay tho

[redwyverndht]

Why the fuck is it woody and bolt

WHY THE FUCK IS IT WOODY AND BOLT

[biraptor123]

Wait why does Dracula refer Joanne as *his* daughter?

[gemstone-gynoid]

if your child marries someone, that partner becomes your daughter-in-law or son-in-law. 

[handhond]

[aquilacalvitium]

There is

So much going on here

[delta-domine]

This is like an archeological dig site but the philosophers are still alive and talking

[bugblast]

santa deniers on science-mas eve hearing charles darwin evolving down the chimney

[hauntanelle]

the general population’s education of indigenous american cultures is literally painful like people walk around not knowing that native americans domesticated dogs and turkeys, that many communities had farms that stretched for hundreds of miles, that many communities had completely terraformed their territories, that there were native trade systems stretching across the continent, that there were native metalsmiths before european arrival, that most native people were multilingual etc

[hauntanelle]

also fed up with peoples assumption that sedentary cultures were “more advanced”. like sure, they had technology that hunter gatherer cultures didn’t, but that’s because the hunter gatherer cultures didn’t need those technologies. hunter gatherer cultures have their own ways of doing things, and they do it that way because it works for them. like what if i called you less advanced because you don’t know how to make a serrated arrowhead, and you don’t know how to work a bow drill or an atlatl or a long bow.

[thesh4rpestlives]

spit in my mouth and pull my hair

[northern-punk-lad]

Important if your in an abusive situation you can turn off this alarm

Please reblog to spread awareness

[harakirishow]

Transcript:

Do you know at 3pm on 23rd of April 2023, a UK-wide test of an emergency alert system will take place on every mobile phone in the country? This loud alarm will sound on your phone and make it vibrate, even if it is switched to silent or notifications are off.

If you're living with domestic abuse and you have a mobile phone hidden in your house "just in case", please remember to switch it off on Sunday 23 April 2023. Your hidden phone must be switched off completely during this time to avoid discovery.

• Even if this post doesn't apply to you, please support/share/repost.

• You will be connected to someone who is living with domestic abuse right now, even if you think you're not.

• Sharing the information could keep them safe.

[the-seelie-court-official]

Welp. There’s no other way to say it: I was hit by a semi-truck in a hit-and-run accident. I was stopped in the middle of the highway to try and assist a disabled vehicle that was blocking one-and-a-half lanes of a three-lane highway, and while I was on the phone with 911, after verifying that the driver of the other vehicle was okay, a semi-truck crashed into my little four-door car and smashed it into the already-disabled vehicle. That semi-truck then drove off. This all happened at 3 am on Feb 25th

The cops don’t have any leads on the semi right now (March 1st) and my insurance only covers liability, so... As of right now it’s looking like I'll still need to pay off my totaled vehicle ($6k). It’s shit.

Myself, my roommate (@the-unseelie-court-officialurt-official), and my fiance (@madmonksandmaenads) were all in the vehicle at the time, and we’ve all been discharged from the hospital, but we were all injured. We’ve got so many bills piling up. Anything helps.

I’m gonna be streaming as much as I can reasonably stand in the meantime, to help drive donations. I really don’t know what else to do. If you can help financially, there’s links below- if you can’t, then reblogging this post and following/watching my twitch stream are free. Watching my stream does give me a little bit of ad revenue, too

Watch this video on Twitch Live

twitch link in case the embed isnt working: twitch.tv/seeliecourtofficial

V*nmo: @SeelieCourtOfficial K*-Fi: ko-fi.com/seeliecourtofficial P*yP*l: [email protected]

P*yP*l but it’ll give a notification that you’ve donated on my twitch stream: https://streamlabs.com/seeliecourtofficial/tip

You can also tip this post- whatever is most convenient for you

And yes im starting off my streaming with hades because it's a good game and i think that im hilarious

[mod2amaryllis]

me in my family group chat:

[mod2amaryllis]

i really am pregnant btw

[mod2amaryllis]

[autism-adhd-information-blog-de]

Signs of Autism Burnout

Nonchalance/flat mood

Low attention span

Exhaustion

Scared to make commitments

Irritability

Overwhelming & / or underwhelmed

Special interest unappealing

Low capacity for socializing

Unshakable and constant anxiety

[unfortunately the original post has been removed from Twitter]

[pitbolshevik]

the pvp on this site is unparalleled

[memewhore]

[indigoflames]

I don't know how to break it to you but this is Spanish

[bogleech]

they should breed

I’ve learned over the years that the chode bananas don’t set off any allergic sensitivity in my mouth and they can also stay ripe for days and days even sometimes after the peel looks blackened, there’s just no reason to buy the regular non chode bananas. chode bananas.

[bogleech]

Ok listen I literally started writing a different post saying “they should breed even smaller fatter bananas” and it was like, a serious statement, I just thought they’d be cute little round bananas, but then my ADHD said “that’s called a chode” and I got so hung up on that I changed the tone of the post and forgot I left the words “they should breed” 😰😰😰