Parallax Participant

Currently silhouetted against the sunset

[foundbeneathanonion]

It's funny being a fan of video game music because I can spend an hour listening to something with a name like "more london streets"

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

in hindsight, growing up as an aromantic person who didn't know aromanticism was a thing...it woulda been really easy for me to assume that something was wrong with me, that I was "broken" or "missing" some piece of humanity.

luckily I was autistic, oblivious, and had a huge ego. it literally never occurred to me to frame it as a "me" problem. i just thought every single person i knew was a dumbass

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

not trying to be mean, that was just the natural conclusion of a judgemental aspec teenager forcibly surrounded by other teenagers. classmates would go on and on about their Longings and Yearnings and id be like. girl u r fifteen

[pixelartpeach]

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

[bonesbeetle]

can see the pores on that thang

[crow-with-a-pencil]

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

[evilwizard]

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

[evilwizard]

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

[evilwizard]

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

[ravioliet]

huge fan of when characters love each other and are closely bonded in an explicitly nonromantic way. however ☝️ i am very much not a huge fan of what happens when characters like this are introduced to fandom

[an-drom-eda]

environmental storytelling

[abalidoth]

Guy who has to one-up everything: yeah, well, I had couscouscous for dinner last night

[foundbeneathanonion]

He swung his gleaming blade and (remembers not to valorize grim deeds) um... admired it as it caught a ray of sunlight

(I was reading a book and I just had to turn it into a post)

[molabuddy]

^ guy drowning in blood

[foundbeneathanonion]

weird to think about how "prose is words" sounds like a tumblr sentence but is also what the MLA style guide would tell you to write

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from

[an-enigmatic-mind]

[liquid-geodes]

Ah lads they fucking rotated him

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[kalianos]

[yan-town]

[ythok]

Me, reading this whole post:

[pope74220]

NOW it’s you

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Oh yea? Well guess what bro

[polyphonetic]

[fallenwillow44]

Best post I've seen all day

[dat-physics-gal]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[ericvilas]

[beggars-opera]

[anxietyproblem]

[sillyjimjam]

[charseraph]

Reverse beach episode. Go into the woods. Winter. More clothes.

[mattpresents]

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

[succumbing-song]

[foundbeneathanonion]

gotta find someone who's squeezing into a space too small for them, so I can say "you look like an emdash in a monospaced font"

[dragon-in-a-fez]

when I was a kid I thought the weather guy on TV controlled the weather and he was just telling us what he was gonna do for the next few days. when he said "30% chance of rain Thursday" I thought he was just guessing how likely it was he'd wake up in a rain mood that morning

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I feel like I need to explain. there was a whole internal logic here. there was fucking worldbuilding. I knew there were different weather people on the news in different places and I thought each one was the weather decider for their local area. I knew the word "meteorologist" and thought it was a scientist who had expertise in weather control technology. I never questioned why there was bad weather sometimes because "bad weather" was subjective, after all, I liked cloudy days and snow. and the plants need rain, right? so I figured the weather guy probably had regular meetings with local farmers and gardeners to make sure the amount of precipitation and sunlight we were getting was working out for the crops. I never spoke about this to anyone, because I thought everyone knew. at some point my parents had said "this guy on TV tells us what kind of weather we're going to have" and I misunderstood exactly one fundamental point and built out an enormous set of logical conclusions from there. this lasted from like age 3 to age 6 btw

[disgruntledexplainer]

I mean, if you had lived in Albion in the novel Clockwork Angels by Kevin J Anderson you would have been absolutely correct.

[ontheshelves]

I wonder if the Albion and weather mages is a reference to Diana Wynne Jone's "The Merlin Conspiracy", which takes place in Albion and has weather mages

[foundbeneathanonion]

people who live in glass houses should not throw stones but people who live in magnesium houses really really really should not throw matches