I had a yummy treat so its time for my favorite game: taking comic book characters out to eat:
You can take any comics book character to your fav ice cream place, BUT they have never been there before. Who are you taking and what are you going to reccomend them? (Bonus: Do you think they would get it?)
Oh my god okay SO there's not a lot of, like, classic ice cream shops out here. BUT there IS a local chain restaurant that is the literal reason you can't find many Dairy Queens in most of Oklahoma, called Braum's. Their peppermint chocolate chip flavor is only ever there at the holidays and I love it, but the brownie batter genuinely tastes like licking the spoon when you make brownies, and their french vanilla is actual french vanilla guys it's not the fake flavorless mockery of vanilla and oh my god the chocolate chunk chocolate cheesecake --
My recommendation depends on who I'm bringing... Shit. Can I bring Chris Kent and Bryce Moran? Can I give them a chance to just be kids again? Fuck yeah I'm doing that. They're getting double-scoop cones. Triple-scoop, if I can talk the kid behind the counter into it.
For Chris, I'd recommend caramel cookie dough, fudge ripple, and the french vanilla. Classic but rich flavors, and ones that are maybe a little understated. He seems like a subtle kind of kid, and I dunno if the wilder flavors would appeal to him.
For Bryce -- hmm. I'd say chocolate marshmallow, chocolate chip cookie dough, and peanut butter cup. Flavors that just scream "kid." He's had so much less of a chance to be a child than even Chris has, so. I want to help him realize it's not a bad thing to be eleven when you're eleven.
Of course, I haven't been in a few months, so I dunno what seasonal summer flavors they have right now. I might change my mind once we get there.
I dunno if they'd get them or not. It's 100% up to them what they pick, these are just my suggestions. And I'd make sure they know that. They're more than old enough to pick out their own food at a restaurant, even if they are magically children again for now. Chris might, but Bryce might be drawn to something like the bordeaux cherry amaretto or cappuccino chunky chocolate, because they seem more grown-up.
I dunno! But they get to be kids and I am absolutely teaching them to shoot straw wrappers at one another.