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It’s the same picture idk
dick and bruce's relationship is everything though. they're father and son but also work besties but also the unbearable micromanaging boss and the assistant who knows too much to be fired but also if siblings could be bitterly divorced but also holding a marriage together for the sake of the kids but also haunting each other's narratives
Back flipping off furniture is the best part about being robin
dickie we all know this one was you
im so hungry ☹️
that trope where the parents of a ship meet before their kids do to show how the ship is destined to be together but its lex luthor and janet drake running into each other at a gala and HATING each other immediately
like jack is talking with bruce stuffing his face with shrimp meanwhile janet is running level 10 corporate espionage trying to bury lexcorp so well no one will remember them
and lex luthor is getting the kryptonite out because someone who pisses him off this much CANNOT be human. clark’s reporting on the gala wondering if it’s weird to be kinda jealous.
then, years later, when timkon ends up together, lex is this close to just moving. metropolis is obviously too close to gotham.
favorite head canon?
This is an incredibly minor one, but until the day I die, you will never, ever convince me that Lex Luthor killed Dick with a cardioplegia pill in Forever Evil. Lex suffocated him.
As a quick catchup for those unaware of Forever Evil: the Crime Syndicate, an evil version of the Justice League from Earth 3, captures and tortures Dick for a while, as well as reveals his identity to the public.
This leads to a collaboration between the remaining heroes not in hiding (namely, Batman, with some allies like Catwoman accompanying him) and the villains of main Earth (namely, Lex Luthor, and his merry band of accomplices).
At the end, when Lex, Catwoman, and Batman are breaching the Crime Syndicate’s compound, they encounter Dick strapped to what is aptly named the Murder Machine, a bomb set to destruct unless Dick’s heart is stopped.
The story goes that Lex shoves a pill in Dick’s mouth that stops his heart, stopping the bomb, and then he revives Dick with an adrenaline shot after.
HOWEVER. This is where I beg to differ. See, the sequence of Dick being killed spans 6 pages, a full quarter of the comic issue.
And for the entire time, again spanning multiple minutes, Lex’s hand never leaves Dick’s mouth. He is, to the contrary, depicted as roughly shoving Dick’s mouth and nose shut, only letting off when Bruce goes to beat his ass.
This sticks out for a few reasons:
One, Dick said to Bruce to get out and save himself, and later on to just let him die. He wouldn’t have needed that much cajoling to swallow the murder pill, even if he didn’t know Lex planned to revive him. He would’ve swallowed it, and thus Lex wouldn’t have needed to keep his hand pressed on Dick’s face for that long, let alone that harshly. In fact, regardless of how easy it was to get Dick to consume it, Lex could have let go as soon as Dick swallowed, which would be before he died, because he would have needed to ingest the pill for it to kill him. Hence, Lex should have let go before Dick died.
Two, when Lex prepares to explain what he did, this is preceded by him thinking that he’ll need Bruce on his side for whatever comes next.
Thus brings the explanation of the pill. The pill sounds great from a tactical standpoint. Lex wasn’t trying to hurt Dick, it was just a plan. Bruce gets those, right? He’d sympathize. Except, for this kind of pill, it would have taken at least 15-30 minutes for whatever medication in it to digest and dissolve. Smothering, however, takes around 4-5 minutes to work in a healthy adult. If a person’s health were compromised, if breathing was already partially obstructed by, say, a restrictive machine, or damage to the airways and lungs…
2 minutes and 51 seconds seems pretty damn plausible to me.
But if he needs Bruce on his side, why wouldn’t Lex use an explanation that is more humane, less painful, less brutish? Something that sounds far more rational and logical and well-planned. “Making him flatline” is such a better sounding story than “killing him”. Why wouldn’t he contrive that?
Anyways, TL;DR: Lex suffocated Dick, and in order to maintain his control of the situation, told people it was a pill by pulling some random pills from his pocket as an excuse. Dick was smothered. I dunno what to tell you.
Tara “bad victim” Markov vs Dick “suspiciously good victim” Grayson. That’s why they didn’t get along
Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
The spiritual successor to Miette
Might I also add
May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit
Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children
I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.
My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang
Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.
My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang
Me: ksst!
My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!
Me: ok
My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang
Can haz snackytreat
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random question:
what was your first exposure to prev and what made you decide to follow them?
god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies
reblog with how old you were when you first discovered yaoi
probably thirteen? it should be noted that i discovered yuri far sooner
You are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. I am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.
random question:
what was your first exposure to prev and what made you decide to follow them?
Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week
Drinking spiders??!
You put ice cream in a glass and pour soft drink over it. It creates a thick layer of delicious foam on top of a sweet, creamy drink with ice cream in it.
And yes I did attempt to get a picture by googling “Australia spider” like a fucking moron.
I think that’s called a float in the states. Although we usually plop the icecream into the glass after the soda. Similar effect though.
We wouldn’t be able to call it that because the word is way too easy to confuse with a floater, which is a meat pie floating in a bowl of pea soup. It is every bit as delicious as a spider though. I should get some pies and pea soup.
I would like to announce that this is not a standard Australian food, it’s exclusively a South Australian one and the rest of Australia is just as appalled as the rest of the world.
It’s not our fault that the rest of Australia is incorrect about food.
#WE HAVE SPIDERS IN AOTEAROA and they serve CUNT#im gonna steal ice cream from work this weekend and make spiders with it. i will steal the fizzy from work also#i fucking hate my boss
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in South Australia and BADLY misinterpreted our survey question,,
i am terminally A Sucker for characters who have a towering and generally earned ego about their own ability and absolutely no self-worth about themselves as a person at all. intoxicating combo.
Calico out there putting tuxedo on the mats