The Brightwater Fox

[veryfunnymemes]

[veryfunnymemes]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[shirogane-remaking]

[beyonceisstraight]

[lookataleaf3000]

is there a joy more pure than climbing up a big rock

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it’s only an unpaid internship if you don’t steal enough office supplies

[ramenismyhome]

Stealing is wrong

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

You mean unpaid internships? I agree

[catscenter]

[lymphonodge2]

just gobling

[quillusquillus]

low budget creature effects

[marisatomay]

for sale: baby shoes never worn. kid was born bigger than anticipated. absolutely jacked. real renaissance man.

[lesbianrey]

“i hope rick’s next favorite sauce is free healthcare” is one of the funniest phrases in the english language

[scientificsatellite-deactivated]

we took a field trip to the art museum today and this guy looks just like me when somebody barges into my room while im drawing

[thelouisfanclub]

busted for drawing nipples

[nessa007]

[emmis-art-journey]

I imagine this happened frequently 

[justlookatthosesausages]

imagine them walking in the street and Dumbledore pointing at ugliest cats saying ‘that’s you’

[nuka-rockit]

remember kids: rats are the capri sun of the vampire world

[dontbeanassbutt]

hi what the FUCK does this mean

[insomniac-arrest]

reasons why I would make a great Greek God

petty

dramatic

Not Straight

doesn’t really moralize

would live on top of a perfectly climbable mountain and only descend to seduce pretty girls and mess with stuff

titties already tf out

[armandyke]

Me: Minimum wage jobs are essential jobs

My dad: That’s not true

Me: If nobody worked those minimum wage jobs we’d have no supermarkets or restaurants, no factories, and everything would be filthy because nobody would be cleaning it

My dad: Then somebody else would do those jobs

Me: So you’re saying those jobs need to be done? So they’re essential jobs?

My dad: They’re not essential

Me: 

[robbstark-archive-deactivated20]

just once i wanna put the blade of my sword under a pretty boy’s chin and tilt their head up so i can see both fear and arousal in their eyes is that too much to ask

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

[dollargenesis]

this is horrifying because op just assumes that this is relatable enough for everyone and then person 2 somehow has a kermit meme to match that

[artofthecatt]

Oh let’s break (down)

[spicychefpie]

EXCUSE ME BUT DID YOU MAKE THE MUSIC NOTES IN THE BOTTOM LEFT HAND CORNER OF THE LAST PANEL, FUCKING LOSS?!?!

[artofthecatt]

This has been up on various social media sites for days now I’m so glad somebody finally noticed

[emptyjunior]

okay but neville longbottom as head of gryffindor house and there’s all these stories of him going head to head with an army of werewolves, being tortured by death eaters and killing Voldemort’s snake with godric gryffindor’s actual sword but when the students see him he’s like cradling a pot plant and crying cause he saw someone lost their pet on the noticeboard and they’re like “that guy? are you sure it’s that guy” 

BONUS: one of the older student’s get dared to go up and ask him if it’s true and neville just makes direct eye-contact and says “voldemort was a punk bitch” and continues knitting a lil baby sweater for a mandrake

[chinike]

#hp