How does reading about the same two fuckers falling in love over and over again make a person so goddamn happy.
#WILL THEY KISS? #of course theyâre going to kiss #YEAH BUT WILL THEY KISS?????????
Omg. Every. Fucking. Time.

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How does reading about the same two fuckers falling in love over and over again make a person so goddamn happy.
#WILL THEY KISS? #of course theyâre going to kiss #YEAH BUT WILL THEY KISS?????????
Omg. Every. Fucking. Time.
Why I wrote it BINGO (transcript under the cut)
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For all my writer friends! :D
me, looking at my dark haired boyfriend with glasses and facial hair:
oh thatâs why
maybe itâs just because Iâm an Oldfan⢠but this book I spotted at the library is absolutely sending me
CHOOSE YOUR AU
Iâm
BULLETIN BOARD BIRD HAS A FAMILY NOW IM LOSING MY MIND
âWhat I tried to do was take these characters who are obviously bigger than life and fictitious and make them seem real. Theyâve got these powers, they do wonderful things, but what are the things that worry them? What are the things that frustrate them?â (youtube: The Last Word STAN LEE)
how do I find a fic thatâs exactly like the one Iâve just read but also different
^^^reasons why writers shouldnât be worried about using the same tropes/concept/plot thatâs been done before
Mind blown
me: *reads 55 fanfics with the same pairing and the same au* also me: another one? pls??
This makes me warm
And Mary said, âHow can this be, because I am a virgin?â
And the angel Gabriel gave an offhand shrug and said âNot my department. Trust in the Great Plan, Mary.â And he clapped a hand to her shoulder before he disappeared.
Mary:Â No man has ever touched me!
Gabriel: Look sister, Iâm not here to discuss your love life problems, okay? Did you hear the part about the son of God???? Jesus Christ, humans are so dense.
And Mary said: "but I have never lain with a man."
And the angel Gabriel said "well what does that have to do with anything?" And the angel Aziraphale, who happened to be there as well, leaned over and started whispering frantically in Gabriel's ear.
And the angel Gabriel looked absolutely disgusted and said "wait, they seriously do that? And we can't stop them? It's definitely part of the Plan?"
And the angel Aziraphale nodded. And the angel Gabriel said "well Mary, I'm afraid that that... stuff, really isn't my department. But I'm sure God's got it all sorted out somehow. Lucky you! Thank Her we don't have to do any of that sort of thing, eh Aziraphale?"
And the angel Aziraphale turned rather red, and suddenly became very interested in the floor.
âOne time my Nanny and the Gardener were having a heated argument in the car and he took her Queen tape out of the player and threw it out the window with rage and she looked him dead in the eyes and pulled out a second copy of that same tape and put it back in the player.â
â Warlock, probably
@meowl00 @personification-of-anxiety @gayvetforlife
Warlock becomes a stand up comedian when he grows up. He becomes the John Mulaney of his time. This is his equivalent of âone black coffeeâ.
I can totally envision Warlockâs version of the duck story!
One day when I was ten, the gardener comes into the house soaking wet and says, in that voice one usually reserves for toddlers or small animals, âAh! One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet! And when one feels like a duck, one is happy!â And then Nanny yelled, âOoh, ducklings!â To which the gardener replied, âToo old to be a duckling. Quack, quack.â And then walked into the kitchen. I think about that every goddamn day.
I canât believe I never saw this until now. Headcanon accepted. This is beyond hilarious. AlsoâŚ.
I canât believe this one was hidden in the replies.
âI love my family, or at the very least people would assume so. People would think that growing up as a politicianâs son would be easy, and they are right. I got everything that I ever asked for, spending money the only way Rick People could spend money.
âDad! I want a Ponyâ Boom, Pony is at my feet
âDad! I wanted it blackâ Boom. Done. Pony now looks like it crawled out of the Black Lagoon.
âDad! The Pony glared at me!â I get a bottle of glue the next day. I was living the Rickie Rich lifestyle. I can have anything I want.
But the best part of growing up rich, the absolute best part, was that we were able to afford our own nanny.
I love her so much but am goddamn terrified of her to this day. I am a 28 year old man and I live in my own bodyweight of fear towards her.
When I was 1 to when I was 11, we had a nanny in our house. Her name is Nanny. If you call her anything else you will die. Somedays I think that my parents made a Rumpelstiltskin Deal with her before I was born, where instead of taking baby me she just moved in to our house to raid our fridge and judge the world from lofty windows. This is just the first part of the mystery of my nanny. Â
She dresses like she is preparing to go to a funeral. And the difference between preparing to go and actually going is that they hadnât found the body yet. You know when friends say that they would kill someone for you? Nanny would gut a cat if I wanted to play the violin thatâs how hardcore she was. She wore red sunglasses because her glare alone could turn anyone to stone. If you squint hard enough you can actually see lasers coming out of her eyes.
Now you need to remember, I lived with this woman for Ten Years. Since I was a baby. This shit was normalized to me. While my parents were in West Wing I was living in the Addams Family. Nanny loved me and raised me and so what if she told me that I was going to lead Satanâs Army someday. Thatâs just Nanny. But throughout all of this, I never truly understand how terrifying she could be until I was 8 years old.
Picture this: a little 8 year old me, plump and trimmed with baby fat, standing next to Mary Poppinâs evil twin. One day we were going out for brunch so I can, and Iâm quoting here âpractice giving out orders when the army of hell arrivesâ
Iâm still waiting for them, just to let you know.
So we get inside Nannyâs car, an old Black 1933 Bently which plays nothing but Queen music on cassettes.
I know this sounds fake, but she is a real person and not some Baba Yaga who decided not to eat me.
As we were about to leave, Brother Francis ran out to us. Francis was out gardener. He worked for us for as long as Nanny has, wears suspenders and a sun hat, and Iâm pretty sure he ran away from a monastery. He walks up to Nanny and asks for a ride to the local gardening store for supplies. So he gets in the front seat, Iâm in the back, and all three of us get on our way.
At 1000 miles per hour in a 55 zone.
Now Iâm 8 years old. And no matter how cool your Nanny is, you just donât pay attention to boring adult stuff like meetings, or finances, or traffic safety laws. So Iâm lost in my own thoughts on how to direct my hell army to build myself a waterpark.
I donât know how long I zoned out because when I snapped back in Nanny and Francis were arguing. Not in the pleasant passive aggressive way that makes you rethink your life choices, but full on yelling. So we are speeding down the road like death is chasing us. Bohemian Rhapsody is playing on blast. Nanny and Francis screaming at each other. Sulfur filled the air, radiant light pulsed menacing around us. Exactly how I imagined what parents fighting would be like. Things came to a head right as Freddy was about to hit his last âFor Me!â because that was when this meek looking gardener snapped. Francis turns to Nanny and screams âYOUâRE DRIVING TOO FAST!â yanks the cassette out and pitches it out the window.
And then time stood still.
Have you ever been on a rollercoaster where at the top of the first hill staring down you regret every decision youâve ever made that led you to this point? That was where we were all at.
Because there were three rules to Nannyâs Bently. Nanny always drives. Nanny always drives fast. And Nanny always drives fast with Freddy Mercury blaring down like her own personal angel.
This is all new uncharted territory for me. Iâve never seen anyone even dare disrespect her angel and plan to live to tell the tale. I was just watching in fascinated horror as this moment just searing into my mind.
Nannyâs looking directly at Francis, you can feel her eyeâs heat laserâs charging up. I was trying to think of reasons to tell my parents why we donât have a gardener anymore. Because even at 8 years old I know a death marker when Iâve seen one and by the end of the trip I was expecting Francis to be nothing but a smoldering piled of ash and a $15 hat.
She looks at him, and takes one hand off the wheel. Still barreling down the road like a madman mind you. But it alright because timeâs frozen so we donât hit anything. And with one hand, she reaches in front of him to the glove compartment, gently pulls out another cassette tape, and places it in the deck.
[pauses]
[sings] âFOR ME!!!!!â
We pull into the parking lot by the time Bohemian Rhapsody ends and I have never looked at Nanny the same way ever again. Because anyone who can play the exact same song on two different cassettes without missing a beat is their own god and needs to be feared.â
-Warlock in his comedy special
OH MY GOD IâM CACKLING
Thatâs it. The âWarlock grows up to be John Mulaneyâ AU is the only AU Iâm here for.
Iâm. In. Love.
Sign me up. Point me to where there is more and I will leave you kudos and comments and shower love on you forever.
i have poor audio processing please let me visualize the words coming out of your mouth
big mood
Headcanon that Pepper got the role of Gabriel in Tadfield Primary's nativity play the year after Armageddon't.
To her teacher's dismay, she somehow managed to 'lose' her white bathrobe and tinsel halo in between the final rehearsal and the actual night of the play, and instead showed up in a suit Adam borrowed from his Dad for her.
Also not appreciated was her reading of the linesâ which came across as more condescending than angelicâ and her on the spot improvisation, which included calling Mary a "worthless little human" and pretending to wipe her hands off on her trousers after touching the shepherds.
The audience weren't quite sure what to make of it, except for two gentlemen (shaped beings) in the back row, who spent the whole performance giggling and gave her a standing ovation at the end.
my favorite picture ever is the one that says âHELL IS FULL, BITCHâ and then it has the national suicide prevention hotline on it. it makes me smile every timeÂ
THIS ONE!!!!
I wonder who made these! I have this one saved:
Chaotic Good
*slamming my fists on table* I NEED MORE!!!! MORE!!!!
If anyone has the skeleton apologizing for triggering someone, Iâd like that for my collection, please.
Here!
Plus some more^^
all these skeletons and not a single one from @dasharez0neÂ
Honestly this is just me to anyone I care about
Men: âGuys are expected to be buff, with defined abs, and are otherwise considered worthless by women.â
Women: âWe adore David Tennant, the gangliest collection of limbs to ever masquerade as a human being.â
same energy
you wanna know why i like alternate universes so much? because i like the idea that these two characters can/will love each other no matter what time period, where they are, or what the situation is. its like there is nothing that can stop them from loving one another and i just really like that okay man.
When youâre trying to cure your friendâs depression, but you will never be able to cure his dumb of ass