Canāt wait to not sleep at all on September 11th
i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny
why š itās about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????
THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???
untitled

Origami Around
Show & Tell
Mike Driver
h
NASA

Kiana Khansmith
YOU ARE THE REASON
KIROKAZE
Cosimo Galluzzi
Misplaced Lens Cap
hello vonnie
š
One Nice Bug Per Day
No title available

ellievsbear

ā
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
todays bird

titsay

seen from Türkiye

seen from United States

seen from Taiwan
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Brazil
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Germany

seen from Singapore

seen from Ireland

seen from United States

seen from Türkiye

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
@foxyafroninja
Canāt wait to not sleep at all on September 11th
i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny
why š itās about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????
THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???
I've been thinking and thinking, trying to pinpoint exactly what it was that got me into monster fucking/loving. Was it something I saw or heard, or did it just spring up all on its own? I've been racking my brain trying to figure it out. And then I realized it was this! This right here:
The garden scene from Dracula (1992)! This came out before I was even born! At the time, I didn't even know the terms 'monster fucker' or 'teratophillia' were even a thing, but I swear, the first time I saw this, I was like, "I gotta have me some of that!"
"This recipe looks like a heart attack!"
āØšøš SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING āØšøš
Tears of joy I promise!! ššššššš
āthe 141 boys?!?ā You forgot gaz !!! š
You mean for the makeup one?ļæ¼ lol I plan on making another with Gaz, Graves and Rodolfo. Donāt worry your manās will be pretty soon
How dare you ask us this?
Meanwhile me:
they better fucking not.
I got too attached.. TO ALL OF THEM
Din Djarin sluts š«±š¼āš«²š½ Simon Riley hoes
Masks ššš„°š¤©
I feel both attacked and seen at the same timeā¦. Where my hoes at
Thoughts about the 141
I normally donāt write more than just blurbs because I tend to get bogged down with details cause Iām a protectionist and never happy with anything. But every time I hear this song I get butterflies in my stomach. This is a hurt/comfort fic.
~>~>~>~>~>~>~>~>~>~>
So here we goā¦
Song- Better Place by Rachel Platten
~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\
The soft steady ā hummā from overhead fluorescent lights filled Soaps ears. Itās droning melody danced with the steady ābeepās from the hospital equipment. It was both a comforting sound and caused his heart to tighten in his chest painfully. This shouldnāt have happened, he should have paid more attention, should have been quickerā¦. Should have protected you better.
They had just stopped the missile launch off that oil rig in the Gulf. After checking that Alejandro and his team was okay and accounted for they took a half a second to congratulate each other, thatās when it happened. He was sure he had cleared the room, positive all tangos were down, but he missed one.
When all their backs were turned, as his last act of defiance the Tango had shakily leveled his gun at you and fired one last shot. Instantly, Soap, Ghost and Graves spun around and finished him but it was too late. Bloodā¦so much blood.
The āwooshā of the hospital room door opening brought him back from his thoughts. Soaps muscles instantly snapped taught ready to spring from his chair. Upon his tired eyes verifying the intruders as Alejandro and Price his body went lax again, settling back into his seat.
Nothing was said at first, Alejandro placed another bundle of flowers on the table of ever growing gifts and then took his place at the foot of the bed. Price made his way to Soap, placing a strong hand on the young manās shoulder, giving it a firm squeeze.
āJustā chatted with the Doc,ā Price spoke softly, ā Aurā girls auttāa the woods, justā havā to waitā for her to wake up.ā
Soap didnāt reply, simply nodded his head, not taking his eyes off you.
āHermano,ā Alejandro pushed, trying to get Soaps attention. āitās not your fault, Okay? It was an accident.ā
A hard look washed over Soaps face. Again, not taking his eyes of you, he growled under his breath. ā Aye, but Ah shouldāav been payingā attention, shouldāav checked better, theyāre in āat bed coz a me.ā
ā Son, yau canātā keep blaming yaurself. Thesā things happen.ā Price sighed patting him on the shoulder. ā Yau eaten today?ā
Soap shook his head again. Price clapped him on the shoulder one more time saying he and Alejandro would grab him something from the cafā before they exited just quietly as they had entered.
Soap shifted his seat closer to you, gently took your hand in his and places a soft kiss on your knuckles. Bowing his head, feeling tears prick the corner of his eyes, he pressed is forehead into your hand, whispering sweet nothings and apologies.
The first thing you felt was itchy bedsheets. Hospitals were never known for their comfortable bedding. The second thing was someone holding your hand in theirs. Your eyeās fluttered, then squinted against the overhead lights at first but they quickly adjusted and settled off the figure clutching your hand,head bowed.
āJohnnyā
Your voice was rough and scratchy. Johnās name came out in more of a strained croak than anything that sounded like you.
Soapās head nearly flew off his shoulders it snapped up so quickly. His slightly bloodshot teary eyes wide with shock. He sat frozen in place for a second before timidly reaching to cup your cheek, afraid if he moved too fast you just disappear before him.
His calloused warm hand felt good on your skin. You turned to place a kiss to his palm before looking back at him. Soap couldnāt wait any longer and , careful of your wounds, launched himself at you planting kisses over your cheeks, nose and forehead, before landing a long loft kiss on your lips.
āIām so sorry, lass. Iām sorry Ah let this happen. Iām sorry Iām sorry~ā He continued to mumble against your mouth. Gently, you placed your hands on either side of his head and nudged him to move back so you could see his whole face.
The face of a physically, emotionally and mentally exhausted man looked back at you. Tears still stood in his eyes, waiting to be shed. You used your thumb to gingerly wipe ļæ¼them away, pressed your foreheads together, eyes closed and cooed softly.
āIām alright, everythingās alright . Youāre not getting rid of me that easily.ā
āI thought I lost yaā. ā Soap smiled nuzzling into you lightly.
āNever baby, not now not ever.ā You whispered to him, guiding him to climb onto the small bed and settle in near to you.
Being extremely careful not to jostle you too much, Soap moved around to have your head tucked against his chest and his arms securely wrapped around you, trailing his fingers up and down your arm. Eventually your eyes closed and Soap was left alone again with the soft steady ābeepā of the medical machines. But now there was no tightness in his chest, just the feeling of you.
===========================
Well itās my first big post done and over. A huge thank you to @multi-fandom-imagine for taking the time to beta read this for me. I hope you guys enjoyed it as well.
You know what one one my favorite writing tropes is?
When the reader gets so excited they just grab the person they have been crushing on and š them really fast. The 1/2 way through they realize what they are doing and freak out and either start apologizing or just run away. šš»āāļø
I think itās just the cutest damn thingš„°
*slams reblog*
Klezmer dolphins.
I donāt know that Iāve reblogged anything faster in my entire tumblr life. Ā
The one dancing and flailing at the end
ALAIN RECITED LADY GAGA'S ALEJANDRO WITH ALEJANDRO'S VOICE IM DEEEEADDDDD ššššššš
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE HEARD ALL WEEK ASKJDFAL;JFSDFASDFS
Source
Lmfao yooooo Iām dead! I was WAITING for this to come around!!! Gold! Pure gold Iām screaming
Random MW141 thoughts š š¤=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
š š š¼The 141 boys get a makeover from their daughters š š¼š
$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-
Priceš§š»āāļø-
This kidā¦. Daddyās princess ļæ¼ let me tell you. All she had to do was give him those puppy dog eyes and he was done for
You walked into the house hearing your daughter giggling like crazy. You come around the corner and nearly fall over laughing.
There sits your husband, bad ass tier 1 operator, scout sniper, leader of the deadliest group of people alive, eyes closed..with purple and pink eyeshadow coloring his beard, glitter on his eyelids and eyebrows, bright red lipstick smudged over his lips.
You start to pull your phone out to take a picture and without missing a beat Price points a finger directly at you, eyes still closed. ā Love⦠you are my world. But so help me if you take that picture.ā ā¦ā¦.. worth it *click*
Soap š§¼-
You needed a break from the twins so you put their father in charge so you could nap. When you woke up thoughā¦it was just a little too quiet. Never a good sign
You head to the girls room and freeze in the door. There is your husband being swarmed by your daughters. One putting sparkly hair clips in his mohawk, strawberry shortcake stickers on his face, red lipstick on his nose and blue lip gloss on his lips.
The other practually painting his hand in nail polish. Constantly complaining that her father āwasnāt sitting still ā and āmessing me upā
Your belly laugh gave you away and upon seeing you Soap instantly turned the two on you. ā Well girls Iām so pretty I think your mum is jealousā¦. Why donā you do her nextāā¦. You were not able to outrun your husband.
Ghost š» -
The poor man never even had a chance. Simon had come back from a mission sick as a dog and took some medicine to help him get some sleepā¦. It was too easy a target.
You had left him on the couch sleeping for only 10 minutes. That was all your daughter needed to grab her markers and āmake daddy prettyā
You came back to find her finishing her masterpiece drawing cat whiskers on Simonās light blue, green and pink face. He looked like Pablo Picassoās worst nightmare. ļæ¼
You wanted to be madā¦.but god damn was it funny. Oh you are SO sending this to the boys, they owe you big time for thisā¦. When did Simon stop snoringā¦.šØ.
Alejandro šš»-
Another man that was completely wrapped around that little girls finger. He would rather walk through hell fire then say āNoā to this girl.
So here we are, Alejandro on the ground his daughter placing an obscene ļæ¼number of bows and clips in his thick hair. Holding a hand mirror saying how good he looks now.
Then came the lime green lipstick cheek highlights, the bumblebee yellow eyeshadow and finish with all over red poke-a-dots and glittery beard.
You stood in the kitchen the whole time laughing at the two of them together. After she was done he thanked her with a kiss, sent her to go clean up for dinner and then turned to you and flip his 20 or so bows at you ā You better watch it princesa. You have competition ļæ¼in this house nowā
}}==}}==}}==}}==}}==}}==}}
Nothing and Iām mean NOTHING is more attractive than a father spending quality time with their daughter. I had fun coming up with this. I would have done more but I thought they were getting a bit repetitive.
Maybe a task force 141 x reader where they cheat? And like we move on and they regret it?
A/N: This hurt writing lol, cause its so hard to picture any of these men cheating and I've been cheated on so it was interesting writing it. I've also added Alejandro / Rodolfo since I didn't want to repeat myself.
I wrote this at work so Iām sorry if it sucks
Info:
Cheater!Johnny x Reader x Simon
Cheater!Philip Graves x Reader x Alejandro.
Cheater!Gaz x Reader x Price.
-Johnny āSoapā Mactavish-
A drunken mistake, thatās what it was. Something that never should have happen. He knew he shouldnāt have drank so much, all of his inhibitions always go out the window when he drinks.
He didnāt remember picking the girl up, didnāt remember sleeping with her either. What he did remember was the look of heartbreak on your face, fat tears rolling down your cheeks as you screamed and yelled at him.
That happened a year ago and he had hoped you both could see a therapist though when he returned from a mission you things were gone and the diamond ring was on the counter top and then he saw you again, a year later. It was an accident really, he was on a mission in Manchester, some undercover bullshit and he saw you. You looked good, you looked happy.
Much better than he last saw you, but you were standing with a man. Someone's who back was to him, he had wished he never went to investigate, that he could just let things be but he was just to damn curious.
It felt like a punch to the gut seeing you with him, with Ghost. His 'brother', he didn't even know how you to could have met. I mean he did know you moved, maybe you ran into the stoic man but then why him. He didn't even think Ghost liked anyone, that he could even be in a relationship but he could see it. In the man's eyes that he loved you, the faint smile on his face.
Though of course it was obvious that the man loved you when he wasn't even wearing anything to cover his face. Biting his lip he turned to leave, catching Simon's eyes at the last moment. The two shared a look.
'Don't break her heart, don't make the same mistake I did' Johnny pleaded through his gaze.
'I won't.'
Turning his back to you both he felt a pain in his heart hearing your laughter ring throughout the store. While this was something he knew he would never get over he did know that he could be happy for you, you were with someone who was going to treat you right.
+ā¢+
-Philip Graves-
He hadn't meant to cheat on you, you both had gotten into a fight and not thinking on the matter he went out and fucked some random woman. It would have been easy to hide but of course you found out, someone must have let it slip and of course you ended things like any rational human would.
He tried to blow it off, think of it as it didn't matter. You'd come back eventually, but then you didn't.
You didn't answer his calls, you even requested to be transferred to the 141 task force and that's how you met him. That smug jackass, Philip didn't even want to know how you ended up in a relationship with prick and how he found out that you were together was something he wanted bleached from his mind.
Alejandro had you pined to the wall, one of your legs wrapped around his hips as the other was in his hair. Whimpers escaping your lips, he had half a mind to shoot the prick though he'd settle interrupting the intimate moment.
"You two can get off on your own times, we have a mission to do."
Gritting his teeth he stalked off, he was going to take pleasure in killing the bastard and right now he didn't care if it was going to cost you your happiness.
+ā¢+
-Kyle āGazā Garrick-
Never in his life Kyle thought he would be the one to cheat. It made him sick to even think about it but then someone from his last came to see him and one stupid kiss later he had no choice but to tell you.
Gaze did his best to explain that it meant nothing but then of course if it meant nothing then he wouldnāt have kissed her in the first place. You had every right to end things, he had expected you to cry, break down but you did nothing.
It was the silence that broke him, the look of hurt on your face as you turned you back to him. He knew you were hurting, that you were just hiding your emotions so he did he thought anyone would do. He went to his Captain, which turned out to be one of the things he had come to regret.
He did not know when you started your relationship with Price, he didnāt know how but the fact that his Captain was dating his ex, it was hard to figure out his emotions.
āI did not mean for it to happen.ā John explained, he didnāt have too, he did not owe the man shit but he still had to tell him.
āI know that sirā¦just please..youāll take care of y/n right?ā
What kind of question was that, of course John would.He had heard from your siblings that you were happier, you smiled more, you were finally getting that light back in your eyes but he still had to ask, he had to hear him say it.
āOf course I will.ā
Beatboxing birb
*Carmen in her head when she is supposed to be listening to a briefing*
the first draft of this was soap with his whole ass out but i thought i'd spare you guys and myself also
Soap would mess with him like that.
Soapās Naughty or Nice Quiz
OH FUCK
šØšØšØšØ HE KNOWSS!! šØšØšØšØ
Idk why I laughed so hard at this but now you all get to see it. You are welcome.