Laszlo Cravensworth in S3E01 + S3E02 of What We Do In The Shadows FX
God, I love that little dip on āI canāt be fucked.ā
Nobody says fuck like Matt Berry. Nobody.
Laszlo is 100000000% over it this season

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Laszlo Cravensworth in S3E01 + S3E02 of What We Do In The Shadows FX
God, I love that little dip on āI canāt be fucked.ā
Nobody says fuck like Matt Berry. Nobody.
Laszlo is 100000000% over it this season
COME ON AND SLAM
my last game is actually overwatch haha⦠wbu?
Kirbyās Epic Yarn. ⦠As I would be turned into a yarn version of myself, I might not have to deal with meds anymoreā¦
Oh boy.
Fallout 4.
Rimworld. ummm⦠okay.
Skyrim⦠ooh boy, between the bandits that seem to infest the place, the civil war, the daedric cults⦠What are the chances of having a nice, calm year studying in Winterhold?
ā¦Thereās nothing saying you have to be the player character. Nothing says Iām the dragonborn, right?
Wizard101. As long as I can sustain myself the way the pcs can, Iām good, because Iām pretty sure that game doesnāt have actual food in it.
Dragon Age.
I donāt see that ending well for me.Ā
Subnautica⦠this is an issue. I am going to die.
IāM A GOOSE!!! :D :D :D
Super Mario Golf Rush...Iām just gonna hang out at the golf lounge in Bonny Greens, thanks!
I have never seen anyone explain everything that is wrong with "no homo" in such a eloquent AND funny way
I love him.
Delightful
happy pride month to country mama lynn and country mama lynn only
Someone give this woman a damn crown and medal
Happy pride month to country mama lynn and ger gay son only
Doing parenting right
"...saying 'you'll never find another man like me' and I told him that is the whole point of me leaving him."
best comeback ever
This was an incredible journey!
Getting a chance in this new article to talk about something I think about too often: Disney World is, literally, by definition, a dictatorship
One of the most comical and terrifying things I ever learned was that when you dial 911 in a Disney park, you donāt get emergency services in FL or CA or wherever. You get park security. Like, yiu. ould witness a murder and if you pick up a phone to call for help, you get Goofy or Dumbo or somebody in the other end.
Man, Iād rather get Goofy than the cops at this point.
Finding love as a transgender person
Marianne Oakes has shared an amazing collection of transgender love stories over at GenderGP.Ā
Here are a few of them.Ā
Marianne wrote:
The myth that trans people struggle to find love is damaging to our future generations, if trans youth or worse still, their parents believe this, then the impact can be loss of hope. My experience is pretty much like all the lovely comments here, letās stop the myth, xx
More here!
These stories help so much. Not just because of the trans people find love just like everyone else, which is an important message on its own, but because there are some stories of other people who didnāt know since they were kids and this is so fucking reassuring!!!
The wedding is about to begin!!
I ship it
The bridesmaids and groomsmen are coming down the aisle!
The ring bearer!!!
This is beautiful
Flower girl with the bride and her father in tow!
And everyone is in places!!!!!
"if anyone can show just cause why this couple cannot lawfully be joined together in matrimony, let them speak now or forever hold their peace"
THIS IS MY MOMENT
MY FUCKING TIME TO SHINE
āI OBJECTā
{disapproving gasps}
āBethany!ā The bride says. āYou-you know this woman?ā The groom says. He is baffled.
I physically need to know what happens next
āWhy yes!ā The bride says, āShe is the only person Iāve ever really loved!ā
omg what a plot twist
āBethany, will you marry me?ā The bride says.
āYes!ā Bethany says and they both kiss.
āWell then!ā Says the groom, āI suppose if youāre marrying Bethany, Iāll marry Thomas!ā
Double wedding!
Honeymoon photos!
BRINGING THIS BACK FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL
@bunjywunjy LOOK
Wait what's a buildings fire evacuation plan if you aren't supposed to use the elevator to get down
You go down the stairwell/fire escape. Is that weird?
But what if you have a walker or a wheelchair??
in america at least, in this situation, there isnt one. either your loved ones or the firemen can get you out using the emergency fire escapes or stairs, or you dieĀ
That's fucking horrific, thank you
āfunā little story:
last summer my friend who is an amazingly talented artist and i were in this super tall building, and sheās in a wheelchair and iām pushing her around the room. itās an art exhibit and some of her art was chosen to be showcased there and so itās all fine and dandy until suddenly an alarm starts going off
a FIRE ALARM
everyone starts running for the stairs and my friend just looks at me with this forlorn look on her face
āi canāt go down the stairsā
but iām a stubborn bitchĀ āiāll carry youā
āwhat about my chair? itās too expensive for me to be able to get another one if i canāt get this one backā
āiāll carry that tooā
and i did. we went to the stairs (by then most people from our floor were gone) and i lifted her up in a firemanās carry over my shoulder and then lifted her chair up and used the ridiculous amount of adrenaline that was coursing through my veins to make it down approximately 20 half-flights of stairs until we met some people exiting lower floors, one of which who kindly took the chair. I changed positions so i was holding my friend bridal-style which was, somehow, easier and the person who took her wheelchair (with her permission to handle it of course) accompanied me to the ground floor and then out the doors
basically there is no real protocol for people who canāt use the stairs in an emergency. itās up to the people with them, if anyone, to help them or the person to somehow make it down the stairs alone, unassisted
thank fuck that it was just a faulty alarm system, because if i was unable to carry her down those stairs and the building was on fucking fire???? then i donāt know what would have happened to her, but i donāt think it would have been very good.
itās fucking ridiculous and ableist to the absolute max.
I use a cane. When I did a day-long fire safety training at my northeast American university (UMass Amherst), I asked that exact same question: āwhat am I supposed to do if the fire alarm goes off and Iām in my lab on the twelfth floor?āĀ
the fire marshal hemmed and hawed for a while and then said to take the elevator- youāre supposed to leave it free for the fire department to use and they want able-bodied people out fast not waiting for elevators. if the fire alarm has just gone off the building probably hasnāt suffered enough structural damage to make using the elevator dangerous, and modern elevator wells are heavily reinforced. many large and high-trafficked buildings on my campus have fire rated elevators that link in with the fire alarm system so they wonāt let you off on a floor with a possible fire.Ā
if the elevator isnāt working, wait in the stairwell and call the fire department to let them know where you are. modern stairwells are also heavily reinforced- it might not be pleasant but modern building code usually requires fire-resistant stairwell doors in office and big residential buildings, also to help firefighters get in and out safely. older buildingsā stairwells may or may not be retrofitted with fire-resistant doors but a stairwell is generally the safest place to wait if you canāt get out.Ā
what happened to your friend was horrible, and iām very glad you were there to help her out, but you can absolutely use the elevator to evacuate if itās not shut down. those donāt-use-the-elevator rules are for abled people.Ā Ā
This is GOOD TO KNOW. why do they not tell people this??
Okay, firefighter here. If you are not physically able to use the stairs, and the elevator is NOT compromised, use the elevator. But you MUST be ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN that the elevator is NOT compromised before you get into it, because there is always the chance that once you get into it, you may not exit it. Power could go out. The elevator may actually BE compromised and you just couldnāt tell from where you were until you were in there, and it suddenly shuts down on you. Something else could happen.Ā
Understand that once you enter the elevator, you could POTENTIALLY be taking your life into your hands there.
It is NOT LIKELY, to be perfectly honest. Itās only in a pretty catastrophic scenario - think the Twin Towers, USA, on September 11th - that the elevators will be compromised and out of service. But there is a NOT ZERO PERCENT CHANCE and you need to understand that and accept it.
As for leaving the elevators free for the firefighters, okay, hereās the deal. Unless your nearest fire station is literally right next door? Your first on scene fire truck is NOT likely to be there on scene and needing that elevator before you get to the ground. It takes us TIME to find the address, gear up, and drive to the building. Then we need to hoof it into where the elevators even ARE, so YOU HAVE TIME to use the elevator to get down to the ground floor... BUT ONLY IF THEREāS NOT A RUSH ON THE ELEVATOR! And THAT is WHY we donāt tell people this shit. Thatās WHY we tell people to NEVER USE THE ELEVATOR... because every self-entitled asshole will use it because they donāt feel like walking, and then put YOU in danger by delaying the elevatorās arrival to you.
IF, however, the elevator IS compromised, or you just canāt get it to come for you, or whatever, and you either donāt have anyone with you who has the adrenaline fueled BALLS to be able to toss you over their shoulder and hoof it down the stairs with you - because, letās face it, that is RARE AS FUCK, then HERE IS WHAT YOU DO:
You call 911 and tell the call taker that you are in the building that has a fire alarm going off, and you are not able to evacuate because of a physical disability, and you tell them what floor you are on, and EXACTLY what stairwell you are waiting at. And the very FIRST thing that the firefighters are going to do once they arrive, if it is, indeed, a REAL emergency, and not a false alarm, is come get your ass and bring you down. Whether that means carrying you down the stairs, or whether that means locking out the elevators so that no one else can override them and coming to get you themselves, they WILL come get you FIRST THING if it is a real event. And if it is a false alarm? You will probably be the first person who is not involved with the building to know, because the call-taker is going to stay on the line with you until you are under someoneās care and out of danger, or until the scene has been sorted out as real or false, and you are out of danger that way.
These are pretty standard operations in the fire service throughout the United States. There may be some minor variations based on specific municipalities, but, for the most part, this is pretty typical: LIFE BEFORE PROPERTY. So, as long as SOMEONE knows where you are - hence why you call 911 - Firefighters will come get you. You are NOT alone, and you have NOT been abandoned. I PROMISE. Itās like, our whole reason for doing the shit we do: to save lives and to break shit. Sometimes, we get lucky enough to do both at the same time.
High rise fires suck ass, and I always hated them. But the very FIRST thing I asked anytime we got one was if we hadĀ āany entrapmentsā - which is what we call anyone who could not self-evacuate for ANY reason. We aināt leaving you behind. And yes, your friend who doesnāt have the stamina to carry you down can stay with you, too. Because I would never ask that of someone, honestly.Ā
Also, just a little FYI... MOST fire alarms are false alarms. Not to make anyone complacent or anything, but, yeah. Most of them are either system malfunctions, someone accidentally hit a pull station, or someone burned popcorn in a break room. So donāt let a fire alarm freak you out until you need it to - by smelling or seeing smoke or flames.Ā
I needed a reminder of this!
Hi, I'm 25 and debating starting male-to-female HRT. However, I'm scared that HRT won't help me at all. It seems like HRT does so little after puberty, especially by the time one gets in their 20s. I'm really scared that I'll just end up being someone in a male body, but with breasts. Is there anything you can say to someone having this fear? Thank you, and sorry, I suspect this is a silly question.
Actually, the claim that HRT doesnāt do much after puberty is a myth. Ā I started when I was 31 years old and now Iām 35. =) Ā
Itās never too late to transition! Ā
Yeah, anon, have you seen my timeline? Ā I started at 29.
Itās never too late.
Seriously, I transitioned at 39 and Iām 41 now.Ā Hormones are magic whatever your age and while some things stay, many things change and itās been totally worth it for me.
OMG!!! I love seeing posts like this. The hope it inspires. especially in girls like me, is unprecedented. Thank you!
Hope
I felt the same way before I started transitioning and especially because I have a fair masculine build. But you know what Iāve learned from my experience so far? Fuck it! There is always hope and you could end up surprising yourself with the results.Ā
I think results vary, I donāt see much difference between pre-hrt and 8 years on hrt
Just adding another voice to the barrage: It. Is. Never. Too. Late!
The top two pictures are from 2011, age 32. The bottom three are from this yeah, 2016, age 37, and (almost) 2 years on hrt. Hrt is magic.
Never.
Too late.
REBLOGING!!! Always! Forever!
Reblog to help someone find the courage uwu
Always reblog
Look at these amazing and brave women!!!! A reminder to all my followers, itās not too late!! You can do it!!!!!
This is what I needed to see in my day āŗļø Iām only 23 but I think about making this change on a daily basis and itās been 3 years since Iāve been thinking that. Hrt is in my future (:
Look at all these gorgeous women! <3
THIS is what i needed to be able to send to my struggling trans friends
The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.
I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he āregularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,ā I have a strong spiritual connection with him.
I fucking love him
i can imagine this guyās voice very clearly in my head but i couldnāt put a name to itĀ
He also jabs racists in the eye!
I love the justice grandpa of fists
Iām very lucky to own a book thatās a collection of most of these comics (sadly not all of them) and would highly recommend hunting these down if you can. Sorry for the lack of a scanner but phone photos will just have to do.
He was a enjoyable cuss who didnāt care for war mongering.
Especially profitable war mongering and excuses for it!
He certainly didnāt like selfish husbands and fathers!
Politicians who turned on their words once they got theirs werenāt safe.
He said fuck the police!
He absolutely didnāt like people ruining little things for kids.
He stood up for foreigners. Especially those doing their best to communicate with limited second language knowledge.
He was not having any tomfoolery when it came to gun safety and laws. Especially with youth involved.
You had better not abuse a animal with him nearby. Heād right that wrong real quick!
And best of all him and his wife were both prickly cusses together. Relationship goals.
I have a new role model
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ājustice grandpa of fistsā
Itās nice to see a fat dude in a political cartoon thatās NOT being used as shorthand for greed and corruption.
Hes like the personification of motherfucker unlimited
Reblogging this newer version of this thread with so many more strips I havenāt seenā¦why did this character ever disappear. Where did you go, Everett.
we need him more than everā¦
sorry to make a long post longer but I feel like we could all really use some Everett True Beating Up Anti-Maskers content:Ā
Heās a hero, our Everett.
Sportscaster Dale Hansen defends student wrestler Mack Beggs and takes a stand against transphobia
this man just CHECKED⢠his privilege im living
this is what i mean when i say āactually tolerance isnāt all that badā this guy says several times that he doesnāt understand and even is uncomfortable, but that that isnāt what matters. imo, thatās how tolerance works.
true tolerance is, āi donāt have to understand, because you donāt need my permission to live. my job as a member of your community is to have your back, whether i understand your situation or not.ā
Uh, this made me cry?
If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.
As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.
As the straight daughter of a gay man, it sickens me that some people will keep scrolling.Ā
As a straight girl with a basic understanding of equality and love, it also sickens me that people will keep scrolling.
As a straight Christian woman, I pray that people will not scroll past this. Love, not judge.
Iām re-reblogging for that last one.
BE GOOD PEOPLE SUPPORT THE LGBTQIA+ COMMUNITY
IMMA REBLOG THIS BECAUSE I SUPPORT VERY STRONGLY AND I WILL NEVER SCROLL PAST STUFF LIKE THIS.
Reblogging even though it isnāt SPN related
As someone who lives in a country where LGBT+ is practically unheard of, I feel the need to reblog this.
As a human whoās a fan of love PERIOD, I feel the need to reblog this.
All of this ššššš
ALLL OF THE GAY
BEAUTIFUL AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bruh ya
As an aroace girl, I feel the need to reblog
If you donāt reblog this just unfollow me right now.
as a pan trans boy, this has been reblogged
as a bisexual australian girl (where gay marriage was only legalised THIS YEAR !!!!) I am reblogging this.
my blog is an LGBTQ+ safe space !
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As a straight as beebo person. I WILL REBLOG
As a nonbinary demisexual individual, i will reblog
As a genderfluid quoiromantic graysexual human I will to reblog this.
You know thereās no way I wouldnāt reblog this!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee))
ā¤šššš ~
ššššš
Love is love!
All the Gay
All the Way
As a straight Catholic woman thatās a fan of love PERIOD, I will reblog this. ā¤ļø
as a big lesbian disaster, iāll reblog this
May the hug wizard keep my LGBTQ+ FRIENDOS SAFE AND ANY NEW FOLLOWERS SAFE
As a confused pile of something, gotta reblog
Gaeee
As a messy bisexual at best I will reblog this
As a genderfluid, ace, demiromantic lesbian, Im reblogging this and I hope yāall do too
Iāll swing either way. For me itās hearts not parts. I just happen to be dating the best male human in the world (Iām female) and I wouldnāt trade him in for anything.Ā Love is love people, get over it.Ā
I donāt care whatās in your pants, I only care whatās in your mind. Find yourself someone(s) to love, and hold tight to them. Even if sex is never on the table and you just have someone to cuddle on the couch while watching quiz shows with.
I was not ready
@relatable-ram
Me: *clicks video*Ā Ā āThe hell is all this abou-ā
*whistling starts*
Me:Ā
Jenny Slate, Stage Fright (2019)
Ugly, Bitter, and True by Suzanne Rivecca
John Mulaney onĀ The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (2020)
Why Not Me? By Mindy Kaling
I am tagged in this post and I donāt like it.