[foxysunset]

Jeg vælger dig.

Hver dag, til den sidste.

[guerrillatech]

[polyamorousmisanthrope]

SLAMS REBLOG

[romcommunist]

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

[theglitchywriterboi]

I hope every writer who sees this writes LOADS the next few months. Like freetime opens up, no writers block, the ability to focus, etc etc you're able to write loads & make lots of progress <3

[triskeleaficionado]

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are the winners:

[repurposedmeatlocker]

Lucky 13, unlucky 13. No matter your superstitions, what is the 13th song on your spotify wrapped? 

[valtsv]

being neurodivergent and obsessed with eye imagery is tough. yes i love eyes i think they look really cool. no i can't look directly at them without feeling like i'm going to scream and throw up. it makes perfect sense actually.

[valtsv]

[saprotrophix]

[queen-breha-organa-archived-dea]

Do you ever like physically feel yourself pass your mental breaking point and then all you can think is “oh these next few days are going to be interesting”

[queen-breha-organa-archived-dea]

Like you’re just sitting there silently and on the outside you seem fine and gathered but in your head you’re like “oh this is gonna hit me like a train any second”

[counterspelling]

Endless Bells Hells

[kkujo]

i just saw someone describe a disabled person as "someone with beautiful abilities" i cannot do this anymore

[kkujo]

god can we stop softening the term "disabled". disabled isn't a dirty word. it's not "special abilities" or "differently abled" or whatever the fuck you want to call it. people have disabilities that cause life to be hard and there's nothing wrong with acknowledging that?? it feels so invalidating when people are like "ohh you're not disabled!!! you have special abilities!!" like. omg a) it feels so infantilizing. b) by saying that you're basically saying our struggles aren't real...? some conditions are disabling. it's not hard to understand?? like there is NOTHING wrong with being disabled & using the word disabled. it's not offensive it's not a dirty word can we take the shame out of it pls oh my god. this goes for physical & non physical disabilities btw

[thebiballerina]

Rating band names by my likelihood to obey them as commands

Train: 6/10. Not very specific, but regardless of context, I do need to do it more. However, I dislike effort.

Maroon 5: 2/10. Not sure what I am marooning five of, but it seems kind of impractical to do remotely, and I don’t particularly want to be stuck on an isolated coast with these five entities.

Journey: 6/10. Only if I’m not tired.

OK Go: 5/10. I’m a big fan of leaving situations. However, if I am already unburdened by the horrors of situations, going might bring me INTO a situation, and that’s the opposite of what I want.

Fall Out Boy: 4/10. I don’t like conflict for no reason, but thanks for the gender!

Walk Off The Earth: 0/10. Gravity makes this difficult.

Elbow: 11/10. I am always ready to commit violence with my bones.

Meet Me @ The Altar: 9/10. Like the wedding type or the ritual sacrifice type? Either way, I should change outfits first.

Dropkick Murphys: 1/10. I only know one Murphy who I would want to dropkick, but she’s probably old enough now for that to be immoral.

Mother Mother: 8/10. I’m told I have a chronic case of mom friend.

Panic! At The Disco: 7/10. The disco is difficult to find these days, but I am constantly in a state of near-panic, so I think I could make it work given the opportunity.

Rise Against: Not sure what we’re rising against, but I’m typically down for a good rebellion. 8/10

Smash Mouth: 9/10. Smash someone’s mouth? With what? My fist? My own mouth? I’m usually down for one or the other.

Seal: 3/10. Not very specific. I’ve licked too many envelopes in the past month and I have no desire to repeat the experience.

WALK THE MOON: 3/10. I do want to do this. However, my opportunities to do so have been severely limited by NASA’s security.

Spoon: 9/10. Yeah, I’ll cuddle.

Foster The People: 7/10. Depends on the people.

Kiss: 9/10. Depends on who or what I am kissing, but usually there’s someone around who is up for it. If not, I will kiss the nearest stuffed animal on their soft little head.

Cage The Elephant: 0/10. Cruel, unethical, and unwise. How dare you.

Rage Against The Machine: 1000/10. Fuck yeah, I will.

Imagine Dragons: 1000000/10. Ohohoho, don’t mind if I do.

[thecsquirrel]

Sun Goddess for real…

Model: Theresa Fractale

Photographer: Lillian Liu

Dress: Linda Frisen Couture

[togetherkru]

The 100 / 7x04

Hope x Dev 

[aroloverboy]

Let’s talk about the fabulous aromantics out there

[thatswhywelovegermany]

Honestly, as a German I can not quite understand the obsession of the English speaking world with the question whether a word exists or not. If you have to express something for which there is no word, you have to make a new one, preferably by combining well-known words, and in the very same moment it starts to exist. Agree?

[latveriansnailmail]

Deutsche Freunde, could you please create for me a word for the extreme depression I feel when I bend down to pick up a piece of litter and discover two more pieces of litter?

[thatswhywelovegermany]

um = around

die Welt = world

die Umwelt = environment

ver = prefix to indicate something difficult or negative, a change that leads to deterioration or even destruction that is difficult to reverse or to undo, or a strong negative change of the mental state of a person

der Müll = garbage, trash, rubbish, litter

-ung = -ing

die Vermüllung = littering

ver- = see before

zweifeln = to doubt

-ung = see before

die Verzweiflung = despair, exasperation, desperation

die Umweltvermüllungsverzweiflung = …

[serhumfreysbrokencollarbone]

This is a german compound on the spot master class and I am LIVING

[thatswhywelovegermany]

#my german is still too basic for this but I desperately want a compound word for how much these compound words piss me off

das Monster = monster

das Wort = word

der Groll = grudge, anger, malice, rancor

der Monsterwortgroll = …

[linguistikforum]

Monsterwortbildungsimitationsunfähigkeitsverzweiflungsgroll

[thatswhywelovegermany]

die Bildung = formation

die Imitation = imitation

un- = un-, in-

fähig = able

-keit = -ility

die Unfähigkeit = inability

der Monsterwortbildungsimitationsunfähigkeitsverzweiflungsgroll = anger about the inability to imitate the formation of monster words

[wildflower182]

Linguistikfehdenhandschuhwurf

[thatswhywelovegermany]

die Linguistik = linguistics

die Fehde = feud

der Handschuh = glove

der Fehdehandschuh = gauntlet

der Wurf = throw

der Linguistikfehdenhandschuhwurf = throwing down the linguistic gauntlet

[polystromy]

Just here to point out one of my favorite things about German as a language : Glove = Handschuh or simply “Hand Shoe”

[ratchamber]

as a native german speaker - yes. u can make any word and its a thing where noone will ever go “that’s not a word”. its just a thing. that u can do. do it and have fun. and don’t forget to complain about how stupid it is while ur doing it, thats normal.

[sprachgefuehle]

In elementary school when we were bored we used to create endless compound words, just adding noun after noun until we filled like three pages with one word

[aquajoggers]

ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm

[aquajoggers]

i know there are some writers who follow me

please

take note

[tsundeanre-archive]

I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.

So writers, take note.

[probablysomewhereelse-deactivat]

jesus h. christ

[subway-tolkien]

I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.

Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.

Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.

A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.

So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.

This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.

Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

[aquajoggers]

ive learned a lot today omg

[luvr4photography-44]

i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this

[miauisme]

#huge dicks are like communism

[sunshinecryptid]

I reblogged this yesterday but I just have to reblogg again for ^

[enbyofdionysos]

Just a heads up that 6 inches isn’t the average, 6 inches is considered a big dick

The average penis size is between 3 to 5 inches when flaccid and 4 to 6 inches when hard

[ms-demeanor]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicle#Size

Here’s approximately what the *exactly average* (according to wikipedia) 5.17″ length by 4.59″ circumference erect adult human penis looks like.

(the scrotum size was a bit harder to get a read on but I tried my best with the 2″x.8″x1.2″ balls)

Desktop Hard Drive for scale.

[everywhichship]

I feel like anyone who likes dicks and sex should be informed about this

My cervix was not meant to be railed

[hey-rissyroo]

Thanks for the Anatomy lesson. You learn something new every day.