Ya Girl

She/her typically but any/all honesty

[rnismatch]

gamer pharell williams: it might seem racist what im bout to say

[best-of-inspirobot]

[tearlessrain]

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

[tearlessrain]

Rule #2

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.

[ouppygirlpaws]

🦠 #my crobe

[secondbeatsongs]

I wish I had stopped to savor it, the last time I saw a kung pow penis. I never knew it was to be my last

[shinyredjacket]

They announced they’re undoing it

K

[feministfandomforever]

U

[scribblebunnys]

N

[impr0bablezer0]

G

[annethecatdetective]

P

[cursed--alien]

O

[ridibulous]

W

[fragranttoad]

P

[13mo]

Pūkeko !

[iexpectforcefem]

I want you to live.

[tiktaalic]

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

[tiktaalic]

This getting reblogged with “and my thirties” “and my forties” “and my fifties” “and my sixties”

[alohomorablue]

HAPPY NEW YEAR ERRYBODY ILY all have a GREAT 2014

[lustcannibalism]

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

[lustcannibalism]

[punkitt-is-here]

I just checked the Santa tracker and. Oh my god. Oh my god turn on the TV. It doesn't matter which channel. Oh my god there's a second sleigh

[willgrahamscock]

I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.

[part-time-zombie]

Exactly! It's freaking annoying when I want to watch movies but I would have to subscribe to like 24 different services . Just to watch the shows that I like.

[someones-here-for-sure]

Oh and wouldn’t it be nice for cartoons? Just anything animated. I just wanna stream things without getting conned. Must I be cartoonless forever?

[tinypaperwindmill]

i like using streaming apps but there are waaaay too many and they're all stealing my data .i wish there was a secure and organized way to have millions of shows and movies available one one app. but alas. we've truly gone full circle back to cable + now it spies on you. its a real shame. i dont want to fill my device storage with tons of boring and stupid cash grabs.

[sapphic-design-is-my-passion]

These kink posts just keep getting more and more esoteric

[pukicho]

I love gay republicans. Like, are you dumb? lol

[wellthatcouldvebeenworse]

Honestly there are so many sources that I wonder whether i even need to add one but here you go: Source

It's called diVine and it already contains a lot of the iconic vines from the original platform. Also they don't allow any ai-generated slop.

[margindoodles2407]

[misericordiia]

[cupidjoy]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[bunnymedley]

i hope my leitmotif plays while you're jerking off