"Ed is transmasc." "Ed is Transfemme." Ed's brother has been without a physical body for 5 years and missed puberty you're barking up the wrong tree.

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"Ed is transmasc." "Ed is Transfemme." Ed's brother has been without a physical body for 5 years and missed puberty you're barking up the wrong tree.
i need more of allura volunteering the mighty nein for shit did they did not ask for (but they'll secretly love it anyways). like a mom signing her kids up for extracurriculars. how when she voluntold them to fight the weave mind (diva) and they did. what are they gonna do? disagree with her?
fjord - maritime navigation conference. specifically about updating exandria's ocean maps and ship trade routes so fewer ships and adventurers fall prey to dragon turtles, evil sea hags and evil snea snake temples. after years of running his and jester's shipping company, fjord has a lot to add.
beau - allura got invited to be on a jury for a trial of a criminal mage. she sends beau in her stead. this is enrichment for beau, who's getting bored without a new case recently. this becomes one of the most efficient and comprehensive mage trials in recent history.
caleb - volunteers caleb for an academic conference focusing on wizarding studies. gives a well-attended seminar on transmutation magic. at the last day, he got into a no magic, fists only brawl with another wizard who dismissed dunamancy as evil crick magic.
veth - allura taught at wildemount wildlings for one summer (and had fun) and immediately picked up on the tax evasion and mob business front that veth is doing. she sends veth to yussa (who is technically a government official) to brush up on nicodranas tax laws. also sends babenon there too. the three of them are not having a fun time.
jester - new art gallery in taldorei looking for artists to display. jester steps up to the challenge and makes so many paintings. one is fjord shirtless. another is a group painting of the mighty nein. one of them is a beautiful painting of allura and kima, as thanks for the recommendation. all of them have a hidden dick/s.
caduceus - to be honest, even allura can't get him to leave the grove. sends him a few event invites but no bites. she just goes to the grove to have tea with cad once in a while. brings kima sometimes. vilya too.
yasha - knows about yasha's gardening hobby and sends her to an agricultural festival. yasha has the time of her life. gets some seeds and plant samples to bring back for her home with beau. eats some flowers she shouldn't but lives to tell the tale. wishes she brought caduceus but she knows that it'd take the world to end to drag him out of the grove again.
essek - therapy <3
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every other week, my mom would make a giant pot of vegetable soup. she'd pack half of it in a tupperware and take it to her best friend's house. they both had three kids whose ages aligned. they'd lock us out of the house and go through each room, finding every piece of dirty laundry and then spend the afternoon keeping the washer and dryer running, folding and putting away each load while gossiping.
every alternate week, her best friend would come to our house with a tupperware full of chicken spaghetti. they'd stick us in front of a tv with a stack of disney vhs tapes and go through each room, finding every dirty dish, and then spend the afternoon at the kitchen sink, washing each dish by hand while gossiping.
it wasn't always soup and spaghetti and laundry and dishes. but it was almost always a meal and a chore. here is a night you don't have to cook dinner. here is a chore you can cross off your list. and here is a day you don't have to spend alone. because really food and friendship and a feeling of accomplishment are what we all need most.
One of the biggest stumbling blocks when discussing the whole "Does This Media Like Women?" thing is folks thinking the answer can be measured empirically by counting how many women there are. Here's a piece of media where all of the viewpoint characters are women. Its speaking cast is 90% women. Textually explicit lesbian romance is a one of the main drivers of the plot, and half of the dramatic leads have backstories and motivations substantially informed by their relationships with their mothers. Surely, surely the answer is "yes", right? Well
I enjoy a joke about fucked up German fairy tales as much as the next nerd, but it's genuinely striking how often the source for the really fucked up stuff turns out to be "yeah, this is only in the Brothers Grimm version and doesn't appear in any extant oral tradition, and we're like 80% sure they added it themselves". To a large extent it's not German fairy tales that are fucked up, it's two specific German dudes.
in retrospect we probably should have given the fairy tale writing to the Brothers Happy instead
Shredding chicken like haha yes rip and tear until it’s done >:D
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we all know adult humans dont get enough enrichment but the other day i was walkin home past an empty playground and impulsively ran over to spin myself on this zipline merry-go-round contraption for a few minutes and it really did feel like it unlocked some neglected part of my brain. like damn we really should all go outside and play more. fuck. they werent kidding with this play time thing. have you guys heard about play time. it could be huge.
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i think a clay day with a choice amount of people will fix me
text: The patient needs to play touys with their friends to live
There is no greater bond on this earth than when you all despise and carry untold righteous anger about one person and then when you’re all together someone is like “so about that dead horse” and everyone starts sounding like Michael Jackson with the way they’re chanting beat it
Hey, hey, look me in the eyes when I tell you this okay? The whole "do trans women or trans men have it worse?" debate going on right now is the most obvious CIA bullshit on earth cause honestly we've both got it pretty shitty and fighting each other isn't helping anyone
"I wish I could donate to [chronic disease charity] but cash is tight right now."
Okay. Wear a mask in public spaces, then. Make sure people with chronic illnesses can go to the pharmacy and grocery store with less risk to their health because they're at higher risk from communicable illnesses like covid, flu, and RSV. Prevent more viral-triggered cases of POTS, ME/CFS, MS, Alzheimer's, and more by lessening the spread of viral disease.
Quit cosplaying temporarily embarassed Daddy Warbucks and do something that materially benefits the cause you claim to support AND signals your support and care for those who are disabled and chronically ill.
you ever see a woman slit a guys throat and start hearing wedding bells?
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Well, this is a mess of bad information.
This being the top answer with 10K upvotes is frustrating.
First, you can strain your eyes looking at white pages in a bright environment. White paper is around 80-90% reflective and the sun is very bright. Eye strain existed before screens did. Eye strain does not care if light is emitted or reflected, just how bright it is.
This all has to do with how our eyes adjust to different lighting environments. When things are bright, our pupils get tiny and restrict light. When things are dark, our pupils get big and suck in more light.
First, why do we need dark mode for screens?
In the case of reading text, we need good contrast in order for it to be quickly legible. Contrast is a ratio from the brightest thing to the darkest thing. The bigger the gap between the text and the page, the less work your visual system has to do to resolve the letters. So black on white and white on black provide a good reading experience for most people.
If we are reading a screen in a dim environment, our eyes are mostly adjusted to dim lighting. But if a screen is emitting a bunch of white light at full blast into your eyeballs, that can feel intense or straining.
You have a few options.
You can turn on extra lights so the room brightness is roughly the same as the screen brightness.
You can enable dark mode so there is less total light overwhelming your eyes while retaining a good legible contrast ratio.
Or you can dim your screen to match the dim environment.
The last option can be problematic depending on the type of screen you have. Even good LCD screens will have a reduced contrast ratio as you turn down the brightness. White will turn into dull gray and the contrast you need to easily read text will be diminished.
If you have an OLED screen, you may be able to turn down the brightness quite a bit more before you lose that high legibility. OLEDs sidestep this because the dark pixels emit no light at all, so the contrast ratio is more robust at different brightnesses.
Physical books have the opposite problem.
The brighter the environment, the brighter the pages. If you are in bright sun, a "dark mode" book will reflect less light and be less intense while maintaining a good contrast ratio for text.
However, if you take it in the shade or a dimmer environment, there may not be enough light to properly illuminate the white letters.
A book with white pages is going to have more utility. You can read it in both dark and bright environments. And if it is too bright you have options like sunglasses or finding some shade. For a dark mode book, you may have to add more light to get good legibility.
There are some folks with certain eye conditions that could really benefit from a dark mode book. For them, I'd probably recommend an e-ink display that can invert black and white.
I don't think making a dark mode version of physical books is practical. But the concept isn't "dumb."
y’all on the west coast know that nobody else calls them that right
t- they’re called zooper doopers??? huh??
THE FOCK IS A ZOOPER DOOPER THAT’S AN OTTER POP
nO WE CALL THEM ZOOPER DOOPERS N THEYRE THE BEST FAKIN SUMMER ICYPOLE
they’re literally just ice pops what the fuck are you two talking about
i call them iced lollies, what the hell is a zooper dooper
Oh my god this is even worse. Yall out here ssaying otter pop and zooper dooper with a straight face AND insisting ur right?
A fucking what now?
BITCH THEYRE FREEZIES!!!!
Here in New York it’s just called an ice.
DO YOU ALL FUCKING MEAN POPSICLES???? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU COMING UP WITH EUPHEMISMS FOR POPSICLES.
who put a zooper dooper on my dash and then insisted it was called anything but a zooper dooper.
?. The humble freeze pop ??
That there’s a Freezie, eh?
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