frampkie

Frankie, She/Her 6/28/20 Garfield Kin

[tamapalace]

accurate

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[lowpawly]

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

[filthyprotozoan]

the psychic damage i am about to put myself through (typing up twelve years’ worth of personal journals starting from when i was seventeen)

[filthyprotozoan]

(whiteknuckling the bathroom sink) the self is mutable i already know the self is mutable i didn’t like who i was and so i changed

[filthyprotozoan]

deciding on rules which are that i am NOT allowed to edit out a single word in the transcription of my journals but i AM allowed to make dated notes in the margins, which so far is pretty much this:

[filthyprotozoan]

“how’s the journal transcription going” it’s going swell 👍

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

[andthefact]

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[dontleavemydreams-deactivated20]

lord 

[uhmgilinsky]

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

[forfawkssake]

Please stop reblogging this post

[myterribletwenties]

This post made my water break

[myterribletwenties]

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

[forfawkssake]

WHAT

[hotchstuff]

God, I love this accursed website.

[myterribletwenties]

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

[twomanyfandomshelp]

Happy July 2nd, 2024, guess Marceline is 7 now

[insufferable-yapper]

Happy July 2nd, 2025; she’s 8 now (5am for me)

[myterriblethirties]

Happy Birthday to my Marceline, 8 years ago today (July 2, 2025) she came into this world five days before her due date to see wtf was so funny 🤣 this post, like many other things, are on a long list of topics to discuss when she’s older lol

[brokenteardrops]

Happy 9th Birthday Little Marceline!!! (July 2 2026)

[myterriblethirties]

It’s July 2 2026 internet, help me wish a Happy Birthday to my brilliant and beautiful 9 year old, Marceline! I’ve shown her (most of) the comments and she says “thank u internet 😁😁”

[asmeesh]

1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

[shit-show-no-go]

Can you swap their heads ?

[asmeesh]

omg you can

[asmeesh]

Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts

[theinvisiblespoon]

[the-muppet-joker]

there's now an entry about you on KnowYourMeme, it's pretty exhaustive

I tried to read through it but reading the section regarding my wife and I's separation became too painful. I can't believe I fumbled a Baddie because of my heckin tumblr addiction. Erm, Tumblr University better give me a full ride LMAOoo ^u^ gods im such a weeb O_O I feel her absence every day and I wish I could have been the man she needed.

[boycritter]

one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca

[omocat]

Persona 30th Anniversary x OMOCAT featuring Persona 3 -- coming 7.1.26 @ 5PM PT

[klapollo]

We watched toy story 2 today and they say suicide prominently in the first act. So whenever someone says "unalive," they are operating at a sub-toy story level of vocabulary maturity

[the-big-mood]

At Toba aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

[stella-draws-things]

[arrowquillpokemon]

game: has any kind of elemental based fighting system

me: apply pokemon logic

[gluttonousgoddess]

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

[arrowquillpokemon]

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

[karnalesbian]

go outside and try to suplex a bird

[dolleyeresponse]

tell me how bug resists fighting

[karnalesbian]

go outside and try to suplex a bug

[dogpuppy]

Me when I’m out of my yogurt and granola phase

[straightboyfriend]

men just root around for tubers & out compete native species in the area

[sexchangedotcom]

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means