Be Yourself

I like what I like :) Sometimes I don't like some things... but later I end up liking them again. I don't know, I'm just weird like that.

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[irosefromthedead-deactivated201]

I am sorry…

[jessesthoughtsandmore-deactivat]

I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG

[yess-dadddy-deactivated20170430]

Hell no.

[letmeseeyourdicks]

Sorry

[atechnicalmanual]

Y'all really got a porn blog out here doin it.

[stalkerazzi365]

I couldn’t live with myself if something happened to my Mom lol

[ricanass]

I second my husband’s emotion! Lol

[flannel-beards-bikes]

This is supposed to be a porn blog but NO

[playtime-and-pastels-blog]

Scrolled past but got paranoid

[woweewlw]

y

[astrologin]

EU TE AMO MÃE 

[oceanwhales-deactivated20171105]

WHY IS THIS POST BACK?

[entermyvoidd-deactivated2018032]

Omg this my second time seeing this shit I hate these

[virtuheaux]

Im so sorry and i hate these! But i never want to chance it!!

[rawkiss-deactivated20210921]

PILAR

[harriyanna-deactivated20221223]

i hate yall for bringing this back

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[greatprocrastinationgodsledyouto]

I have sooooooo much secondhand embarrassment for everyone involved in that 30th anniversary remake of Dirty Dancing

[franasaurusrex]

Thank you for saying what we are all thinking

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

To all the people bullying and emotionally manipulating voters out of voting third party: Fuck you, you clearly miss the point of a democracy, you’re the reason voting third party doesn’t work.

[dosomethingprettywhileyoucan]

Money spell! Reblog to charge it with your intent; the more people see it, the more powerful it becomes. Magic should be fun!

[deadgorl]

this actually does work the witches of tumblr really are out here doing something lol

NOW THIS MONEY POST I AM HERE FOR

[sassysugarnyc-deactivated201904]

Yesss November come throughhhhhhh!!

[darkcocosb-blog]

Reblogging with all my intent and desire.

[darkcocosb-blog]

I Made $750 For Nothing

[theechrysalisamidst]

I need a transition and also to not be in abject poverty

[earthshaker1217]

I too require money.

[fnb1223]

would like some money plz

[spacematriarchy]

reblogging bc after I saw this last time I found out that I haven’t been getting my orphan’s benefit because of an administrative issue, not because I no longer qualify, and got a whole year of back pay

[gottacatchemsome]

Reblogging because I just got a letter in the mail that there is still some money in my 401k from the job I got pettily fired from and so I’ll be getting somewhere around $650 dollars, thereabouts, in about a month.  I MEAN WHAT.  Witches of Tumblr, my hat is off to you.

[black-stoners]

I too would like to charge this.

[chulshik]

I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem.

This is honestly the most wild sounding romance novel I have ever seen and thought it might brighten someone’s day.

[wbicepuppy]

that’s a prime candidate for cinema adaptation if I ever saw one

[sennkestra]

that’s an amazing amount of genre territory being covered there….

[triplehamburgerjack]

She got published tho

[franasaurusrex]

Look up "A dramatic book reading of Sandra Hill's 'Rough and Ready'" it puts everything into perspective

[surf-vive]

[cc-videos]

[Harry Potter theme plays]

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[cinnappo]

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

[janethedinasour]

Help me Roger!!!!

[micdotcom]

Do this four times repeatedly and you’ll be out. But how does it work? There’s some real brain science behind it.

[discoverynews]

We’re trying this tonight!

[askragtatter]

It’s about time someone got around to uncovering all the cheat codes for this “human being” software. It’s only been out for like 10,000 years.

[quebecolicityfan-deactivated201]

A tous mes amis français, mes pensées vont vers vous et je vous souhaites courage et force afin de traverser ces moments difficiles.

[disastergirl]

In case any of my fellow Americans were unaware this message is an echo of the headline of Le Monde on 9/11: Today we are all Americans.

My parents were traveling in Europe immediately on and after 9/11, and everywhere they went people offered condolences and asked if they’d lost anyone that day. This generosity continued for the entire five weeks of their trip.

So the very least we can do is hold the people of Paris in our thoughts and prayers.

[captainstudmuffin-deactivated20]

Reblogging for the comment. I thought this was familiar.

[franasaurusrex]

Beautiful House. Colorado Springs. October. 2015.

[boota]

[brooklynrwhite-deactivated20160]

YALL

[weloveshortvideos]

[tach0la-deactivated20180420]

i died 5 times watching this

[qqqqqqqqqwe-deactivated20170301]

WTF

[heartinamitten]

!!!!

[woahswiftie-blog]

Hi guys! So basically, as many of you know, people that don’t have MTV on their TV’s or don’t live in the US are finding it difficult to watch the Vma’s today so I had searched for a bunch of livestream pages where you can watch the Vma’s tonight. Here are the links: http://livetvcafe.net/video/K3YO9SKA6416/MTV-USA http://nowwatchtvlive.me/watch-mtv-channel-usa-live-free-online-mtv-usa-stream/ http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/mtv-live-stream http://www.vipleague.mobi/usa-tv/23856/1/mtv-usa:-entertainment-live-stream-online.html http://freetvall.com/video/rg62makbs9nb/mtv-usa http://www.googlitv.com/Mtv-live-streaming.php

Please, even if you do live in the US or have MTV on your TV I would appreciatte it if you could reblog this so other swifties who aren’t as lucky can watch Wildest Dreams tonight and see Taylor slay winning awards! I hope these work out for you guys

[goodgirlwhoshopeful]

thank you!!

[fallforwatsonmoved-blog]

[theshells]

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck away, the boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

[lunapics]

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

[lightspeedsound]

Hermione Granger also: 

punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot 

purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous) 

literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)

Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”) 

Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry 

Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad. 

[manybodies]

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist. 

[a-resilient-heart-deactivated20]

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist. 

[gidguard]

[k-wastedpotential-m]

Granger danger. Granger danger!

[frittteclerk]

lily evans going home after fifth year and the “mudblood” incident and chucking all her quills away, and showing back up at school in september with a load of pens - pens from the pot on her windowsill; pens she’d found lying around in the kitchen; pens she’d nicked from petunia - because something in her wanted to act as a constant reminder to snape that she was a mudblood. and in any case, she’d never quite managed to get used to quills.

[smaugmas]

#james being riduculously curious about these featherless quills #and finally swallowing his pride to ask her #what the hell they are #lily finding it amusing that he #the great james potter #has no idea what a muggle pen is #and james finally realising he doesn’t have to be a dick #to get her attention #sirius teasing him for it later but also secretly curious #about these pens #both of them going to remus #who is in muggle studies #to learn more about the muggle world

i just needed these tags on my blog

[madelinestarr]

#and later: the nightmare that is james potter with a click pen