Habitual.

If I had a dollar for every guy that didn’t find me attractive, they’d eventually find my attractive. • 202 •

[devincastro]

[tguzz]

I will always reblog this

[zachlironis-blog]

Always and forever

[alexander]

She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg

[thesilverhammer]

Living.

[theblairwitchboy-deactivated201]

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH

[unshaped]

this is the video description on youtube: “ I’ve been a server for 5 years. I made a song about the way white girls ask me for boxes. “

[chumchunom]

CAN I GET A BOX?

[sexygaylibrarian]

Always reblog Can I Get A Box

[addictedtothe-thrill]

Flip your phone upside down

[alexander]

The original “Rules” to Dua Lipa’s New Rules:

[last-bi-in-town-deactivated2023]

Marina really made this video for us gays, huh

[heymoonlite]

[heymoonlite]

Reblog this you cowards

[whitegenocidereturns]

y’all jackin off physically but neglecting to jack off mentally and spiritually

[willinq]

[willinq]

Sometimes things in context… are better

[godpenis]

Me at my internship this summer

[fraturdays]

Me after working this last campaign

[tarynel]

What’s your fantasy?

[pleasestopandrew]

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

[sophiamariabaeks]

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

[saaint-sugar]

[ruinedchildhood]

[wallespider]

unmute this you won’t regret it

[pardonmewhileipanic]

Omfg

[refinery29]

This student emailed her philosophy TA after getting her wisdom teeth removed and it’s one for the books

Love you, bye! Read it and weep.

[beggars-opera]

“I will most likely not be normal again until at least Thanksgiving turkey” is now my favorite sentence to use in the future

[tactical-necromancy]

“please sir” and “i will buy you expo markers” killed me

[didkylejust]

The last line killed me

[taquito]

im so mad i cant find that moose literally going 100 mph thru snow gif

[racial]

[onlyblackgirl]

They should not be able to go this fast considering how big they actually are.

[showtimechamaco]

[weloveshortvideos]

[vanjalen]

this emanates day drunk vibes

[goawfma]

lil matt damon SNAPPED

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

He looks exactly like Matt Damon

[te-amo-corazon]

the finger points 😭😭

[theseriouscynic]

Him and this gif have the same energy

[bob-belcher]

Trump Baby is airborne as Trump visits the UK!

[austin-n-oli]

Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.

[cryptv0id]

you’re the kind of friend everyone needs

[austin-n-oli]

I think that since its been a year since I made this post its time for an update. In the past year I’ve watched this post grow and grow, people I work with have told me about it as “this post I saw the other day” and they have no idea it’s my post. The person I wrote this about has even reblogged it. He is no longer texting me at 4am. Not because we no longer speak but because the nightmares have stopped. He and I both are in a much better place. Most often the only times he’s waking me up at 4am is when he’s pulling me closer to him while we sleep. He’s more than a friend now and I’m forever thankful to have him. Everyone messaged me saying he was lucky to have me but I think I was just as lucky to have him and I would do it all over.

[hashtagloveloses]

this is the kind of SHIT I LIVE FOR