imperfectly marvelous

This is my blog. Part aesthetic, part media hype, part text posts so funny milk comes out of my nose. I post what suits my fancy and I hope you enjoy it.

[hiyakkii]

I called my cat “my son” in front of my dad ONE TIME and now every time he wants the cat to leave him alone, he says “go see your father!”

[are-you-a-meme]

[minikloon]

if staff can delete the accounts of supposed russian spies, then they can delete the accounts of every single person supporting pedophilia on this goddamn hellsite

[reformed-pony]

And all the bloody porn bots

[fistfightsandstilettos]

and the literal nazis

[thank-you-mrs-loopner]

here it is, the most relatable onion article

[francescajohnson]

Kelli O’Hara’s 6 Tony Nominations and her glorious, long-awaited and incredibly well-deserved WIN!!!

[crybabycola]

seeing fanart of siblings

“don’t tag as [ship name]!”

[moiraxrose]

Emma Thompson, on Harvey Weinstein being just the tip of the iceberg. ↳ Excerpt, BBC Newsnight | October 12, 2017

[terriblecac-moved]

Why is it on Tumblr Mobile™ you can close the app and open it 3 days later and still be on the same spot of your dash, but then other times you switch out of the app to respond to a text, and when you immediately come back, it’s gone, your family is gone, your house is gone, your dignity is gone.

[stability]

[startled-seastar]

my new fav aesthetic:

titles of bootlegs on youtube: “WHAT IS A MUSICAL? THIS? THIS ISNT A MUSICAL?” or one that was blatantly “not __________ on broadway”

[mariodaymiller]

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

Okay of course I’m happy that Malala got accepted to Oxford, but I really want to know more! What did she write for her personal essay- “Just google me bitches”? Did she have to do an interview and if so did she just plonk her nobel peace prize down on the table? Did her student counselor advise her to apply to other crappier places just in case she wasn’t accepted? Was there anyone who actually turned down freaking Malala Yousafzai, I need to know!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#she just walked in and was like ‘i go here now’  #and they were like ‘thank you’

[acecroft]

gal gadot in keeping up with the joneses (2016)

[theivorytowercrumbles]

#im the redhead uncomfortably trying not to be gay

[leakedinlondon]

thank u for visiting little friend I love u

[leakedinlondon]

I have an update on this lil dude apparently he has now been permanently banned from leaving his house because he walked his ass down to the train station got on a train and spend the day hanging out in a caffe a few suburbs over

[broknmindx]

Relationships are so fucking scary to me. No matter how great things are going or how in love you are, your significant other could always just lose feelings for you and be gone. And none of that is in any of your control.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

someone: skinny people are hailed as stylish no matter what dumb shit they wear and fat people have to put hyper-gendered effort into their appearance every moment of their life to receive the bare minimum of basic human decency and this is pretty shitty.

every skinny person in a 300 mile radius:  this is targeting me personally, i will have you know that every morning at breakfast my own mother callously asks if i want seconds. seeing my figure praised in literally every form of media humanly possible is actually extremely traumatic because i hate knowing that i’m societally idealised. i was born with glass bones and paper ski

[crabdominalpain]

“Whats UP YOUTUBE! Today we gonna do another Unboxing Video!” *a shovel in hand, I enter the Graveyard*