my work charger stopped working i can’t believe it who could have seen it coming
Fam....that’s not good. Lol.
the first rule of electrical safety is to have fun and be yourself
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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my work charger stopped working i can’t believe it who could have seen it coming
Fam....that’s not good. Lol.
the first rule of electrical safety is to have fun and be yourself
playing my touy
Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.
wheres seasons greasons
its that time of year again
It doesn’t have to be
its not optional
actually you know what that's exactly it i would rather someone add 5 parantheticals after every sentence than use tone indicators it's 1. accomplishing SO much more in terms of clarity 2. extremely funny to look at depending on how they're used
observe:
"is this real? /gen" — i thought /gen meant "general" for ages. i would not be able to understand this on first sight a few years ago and is thus ineffective
"is this real? (genuine question)" — i fully understand this without issue
"is this real? (genuine question) (can't tell) (very realistic) (looks real) (scary) (photoshop?)" — is not only incredibly clear it's also very funny to read all of these thoughts stapled together while also in their own parentheses. it's also the most useful because now i can actually address all parts of what they are asking me with as much specificity as BOTH of us need
parentheses my beloved (they are for bonus thoughts) (and questions) ( and sidetracks) (like a 2nd conversation on top of the first)
Lies I have told children ages 7-9
I am five billion years old
My name is Snuffalufagus Bartholomew Von Maximus the Third
I'm in Kindergarten because after college they make you start again all the way back in the beginning.
what if life has a sort of prestige system where when you die you get to go all the way back to the start, and live a slightly remixed version of your life but with new abilities i think that’d be cool
when exactly is uptown funk gon give it to me?
saturday night when you’re in the spot did you not hear bruno
I don’t believe you.
just watch
rise and fall of a philly princess
I am not taking a risk
Not risking it pals
U know what I want potato of luck
Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.
potato I will never ask you for anything else in my lifetime please potato for fuck's sake
dennis reynolds = john linnell + johnathan groff
change my mind please
ohhhhhh okay I see
googles ai talks like charlie kelly
No you are not "actively social". You're a disgusting mate-brained freak with a life ruining friend-addiction
i love having friends and people that love care about me i’m friendmaxxing rn
i think janitor should be the highest paying job in a society
im not kidding im not kidding have you ever been inside a public bathroom
perhaps ripping this one little piece of skin off my lips will at last render them plump and moisturized
iM???? kkshd;bgdjsmmsnd;sn;
An orc wrote this.
An orc who knows how to treat a lady
YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do