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[roughentumble]

my friend just told me that there's a secret second dashboard that solely contains posts from people you've turned on post notifications for, and when i click the link in the messages it opens it within the tumblr app, so the tumblr app also has a secret second dashboard for post notification blogs, and the only way to access it is to open the link for it within the app.

i literally love tumblr

[qwertynerd97]

Hey @wip would be nice to have this as a UI option; maybe it could replace the terrible swipe right camera mode

[jewishbarbies]

so christopher nolan drilled into an active historical site to rig a scene, dumped a bunch of plastic skeletons into the ocean with no plan to fish them out, and ruined an actual Viking ship on loan from sweden and refuses to pay for damages. all for that garbage movie.

[jewishbarbies]

Owner of Viking ship used in The Odyssey says studio has not paid bill for damage

Swedish nonprofit alleges cost to repair replica was $6,000 but Universal – which made $264m on film’s opening weekend – has not stumped up

Concerns about prop disposal as filming on new Nolan film comes to a close | www.italianinsider.it

looking for a news outlet to pick up the archeologist drama over this but you can google the practical effects used for the cyclops and find the pictures pretty easily

[jewishbarbies]

Nolan’s "The Odyssey" Has a Colonialism Problem

Despite Morocco’s hopes that its film industry would reap rewards, the blockbuster’s success will be tainted by controversy surrounding film

and it gets even worse

[raccoonmilf]

Actually I’m incredibly upset about how tween fashion has essentially vanished from the market. I think that the tween period is wildly important for childhood development and developing personal sense of style. Like??? I was slathering myself in green body glitter every day and wearing purple eye liner. That shit is highkey important

[6qubed]

that was your joker arc

[raccoonmilf]

No

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[raccoonmilf]

Actually I’m incredibly upset about how tween fashion has essentially vanished from the market. I think that the tween period is wildly important for childhood development and developing personal sense of style. Like??? I was slathering myself in green body glitter every day and wearing purple eye liner. That shit is highkey important

[6qubed]

that was your joker arc

[raccoonmilf]

No

[edenisquiet]

i love your ewc comics guys can i join

@justcakethanks thank you for the template

[kennikole]

@eltaninisntrecorded and I make stupid jokes and I have to draw them.

[leconartiste]

Field Study part 2/2

Part 1

“Many secrets lie hidden within these cliffs, these waters… I know you have already encountered a few.”

I really love drawing Eva can you tell

[leconartiste]

Field Study part 1/2

Part 2

Unfortunately for Grace, stormy seas don’t exactly assuage nausea…

[worm-strung-string]

Actually? More on the train of thought "Alpha-17 getting away with waaaaay more then he should, through the sheer power of Audacity and just... just fuckin showing up and Acting Like He Has Every Right To Be There"?

Alpha-17 shows up, having lost(or won?) the to rock-papaer-scissors match with the rest of the Alpha Batch n Clone Commanders. All of who both HAVE through nebulous means been dropkicked through time. And ARE causing chaos just off screen to vent their frustration about it.

Shows up! For? Tubie Time. He has been Assigned™ the Jedi Tubies.

This is the Face Of Paternal Instincts.

Fucker just SHOWS UP for his shift at the Creche, in full armor and a stolen jedi robe, like "Vos had a nightmare and Krrrsksts threw up." *hands over one of the two babies he was rocking. Steals their coffee. Keeps walking* like? Huh. Did we get a new helper? We must have.

It would be RUDE and unspeakably un-jedi to ask him to remove his cultural dress(armor). Or suggest he's some sort of imposter. Granted, none of us know him... but SURELY someone verified this man! He's here isn't he?

*Alpha-17 walks by, cuddling baby-wan, whispering all the best places to stab a man under his breathe as a soothing lullaby*

Alpha-17 acknowledges that maybe there’s a thing in the mandalorian adjacent make up of himself that sets of baby fever

HOWEVER unlike some losers Alpha-17 doesn’t let baby fever make him think an entire clone army for a baby is at all a smart choice

No alpha-17 thinks breaking into a jedi temple to hang out with tiny commanders in their cadet stages is much less problematic

[evilminji]

It's honestly a Skill Issue™ as far as he's concerned. Like? Look at this deal! This is SHIT: One whole ass ARMY of tubies you DON'T get to keep -> One(1)(SINGULAR) tubie you DO get to keep.

That? Is such a shit deal! Just take? All?? Of them??? Then you have MANY tubies. All for yourself!

Man you SUCK, Prime.

He, however, does NOT suck at his job. HE, quite reasonably (debatable), just fuckin moves in. They ALREADY communally raise kids. That's free real-estate! Just steal the jedi, Prime. It's not that hard. Look at all this tubie generals! All the cute of kids, none of the bullshit "Will Of The Force~✨️" (look, Alpha-17! A clearly cursed object/temple/cliff face! Let me throw my stupid, loveable, UNARMORED jedi ass DIRECTLY AT IT~☆! Because I clearly want to die~☆ and probably take you with meeeee~♡!) Nonsense!

Tubies don't run full sprint directly at danger. Tubies just want to cuddle. Tubies obey orders to sit still and eat something, General. *looks pointedly at Baby-wan, who blinks back in the happy blank confusion of babies everywhere*

Creche-helper... 17, was it? (Odd name, but who are they, to judge a culture's naming practices? Perhaps the strange Mandalorian clone cult he originated from simply uses numbers for ease of use, in differentiating each child? They will have to ask some time. When it is not flu season.)

(It is always, some form of flu season. They have a multi-species Creche. There is ALWAYS some disease hitting SOMEBODY. Children are drool covered disease vectors that like to chew on each other. We love them anyway.)

[The best part? Everyone who points out that Alpha-17 is as force sensitive as a ROCK is looked at with scandalized, pearl clutching HORROR! How COULD you!? How DARE you!? Oh, Helper 17! You must be so offended and upset! Dear, do you need to sit down? Take a moment to release and re-center your emotions? Meditate? We are here if you need us.

And Padawan/Knight/Master So-n-So! How DARE you say such hurtful things about your fellow jedi! Not everything is about sabers and atari flips! Jedi 17 is mindful of his presence to help sooth the children in his care! As we ALL should be! *several hour lecture on how hurtful false accusations can be. How judging our fellow jedi based on how "strong" their connection to the Force is, is wrong. And how they WILL be taking a mindfulness and Empathy For Others module!*

All while Alpha-17 stands in the background, holding a baby, going -> *blank yet somehow unbearly smug face* like? You little shit. They're on to you!

Yeah? How's gonna prove it?

☝️🤨->🤔->😶->😐->🙁->😟

That's what he thought.]

[somestorythoughts]

Okay on the one hand, cause a lot of the versions of creche masters I see are at least a little bit would-fight-mandos-for-their-kids-zero-hesitation, I refuse to believe they'd let someone they don't know around their adorable, precious VERY VULNERABLE kids with just a "someone must have let him in."

HOWEVER, I do believe they'd look closely at him, read the "if anything happens to these kids I'm committing mass murder, but nothing will happen because I'll do the murder first" in his force presence, and THEN go, okay guess we got a new helper. And then the fact that it's always flu season starts interferring because they do get overwhlemed.

[evilminji]

Exactly! His vibes CLEARLY check out! AND he's wearing a jedi robe! Not flaring his force presence everywhere and upsetting the newborns/sensitive Littles with his emotions! So like... let's not be judgemental. He can be Mandalorian if he wants too! Every one of us is special in our own unique way, after all. A beautiful part of the Force.

AND he makes such a lovely sparring partner! So few fellow jedi will spar unarmed! (Having a lightsaber around grabby, curious, force sensitive infants is a BAD IDEA. They get entranced by the kyber crystal inside and try to grab it. It's a disaster waiting to happen.)

Besiiiides! You can't fool a room full of HIGHLY attuned Force Sensitive babies. They'll react to the TINIEST of negative impulses or intents! (By crying and screaming) And they all love their dear Helper 17! He must be a jedi! Probably from an outlying temple or something.

Yan Dooku, who possess The Common Sense and Scepticism rare to most Jedi? Presses X to Doubt. Unfortunately babies make him nervous. Which upsets the babies. And Alpha-17 keeps playing social conventions against him. Ironically, it actually DOES save him from the dark side! He's too busy with his Nemesis™ to respond to a senators calls.

(He doesn't know WHAT you plan for all those innocent children, scoundrel, but he WONT ALLOW IT! D:< )

[skulkingfoxes]

"Good Morning, Rose"

My short story for the wlw anthology GLIMM*R!

[fanficanddaydreams]

Powerful demon!SY who has unwittingly seduced LQG through various methods (fighting, dressing like an average millennial and nerd-ing out about monsters) until LQG just can’t take the sexual tension anymore and pushes him down during one of his rants about demonic beasts. SY is surprised but let’s LQG hold him down and kiss him (like the inexperienced virgins they both are) until he for some harebrained reason suspects LQG might have an injury and effortlessness flips them over to check for wounds and be overall very panicky and fussy. And LQG just being absolutely stunned with embarrassment.

It‘d probably take a while until SY is assured everything is well, at which point he will flip them over AGAIN, lay down like the pillow princess he is and go "ok, you may continue pushing me down now" while pretending that entire embarrassing interlude just didn’t happen.

LGG‘s brain is fried. There’s smoke coming out of his ears. This is the single hottest thing that has ever happened to him and he has absolutely zero clue about what he’s supposed to do.

[somepomegranatetea]

she's platonic about it but in my opinion, stratt 100% treats grace as her dead wife. she keeps a tacky fox trinket in her coat pocket. there's a framed photo of him in her study . he's grinning goofily in it (bc he's a dork). new guy like: is that her husband? / no, dumbass, it's dr. ryland grace, 1/3 of the hail mary mission. / oh, fuck. were they... ? / yeah, it's unclear. black-and-white montages of grace messing around in high-level meetings play every time stratt contemplates committing more environmental crimes. she looks up at the night sky and vaguely wonders if he's enjoying his space ramen. that's her dead wife. she killed him.

[somepomegranatetea]

glad to see we're all on the same page

[viralfrog]

[theres-pansies]

Because poor Dr. Grace was never meant to be up there with a dead crew and no memories :,)

Based on this post by @the-immortal-restless

[worm-strung-string]

God I forgot about the goran? Who just *kicks open door* "I live here now" <- a truely magnificent step forward in Mando'ade-Jedi relations honestly. The Initiates and Crechelings probably LIVE them. VERY climbable.

But like? Now with the new Temple Tookas? They probably went "!!!!!!?! A Mando! Fuck, it's HAPPENING! Battle stations!" *intense Horror Movie Feline action* like? They came for the possessed Ade... found the whole ass place haunted. Yep, this tracks.

Cats trying to Death From Above and claw their face off only to scramble harmlessly against their Goran Grade armor. The Goran ain't even mad. It's like a swarm of strill puppies. They're just trying to protect their home. Adorable! *they say, literally COVERED in tooka trying to chew on them or get a claw in somewhere.*

That Goran is their Nemesis™! Their battle will be LEGENDARY! *plotting intensifies*

(The Goran however? Is like? They got cute ade AND fluffy lil animals that look armored! This place is GREAT! Now if only I could get the Jetii armorer to let me get a look at those guard uniforms...)

“These are spectacular! 16 more!!!”

A whole cloud of templetookas attempt to take them on, unfortunately this is exactly the Goran wants.