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asher is lactose intolerant but he forgets that he is literally everyday

milo: hey ash, aren't you lactose intolerant?

ash, eating a bigass sundae: huh-?

#redacted asmr #redacted asher #redacted milo

honey and guy met because honey went to maxs like every other day and guy happened to be working when they would come

#redacted asmr #redactedasmr guy #redacted honey

i like to think that half of the time Sweetheart doesn't even scare Milo on purpose. They just unconsciously walk really quietly and sneak up on people a lot

#redacted asmr #redacted milo #redacted sweetheart

freelancer-irl

YAYAYA MY FAVORITE BOY

angelbabby

Milo’s short ass can

freelancer-irl

PLS ITS SO FUNNY

YAYAYA MY FAVORITE BOY

#redacted asmr #redacted milo

completely biased

coming out as a christain stan

#redacted asmr #redacted christian

the balance incorrect quotes,, avior and starlight technically aren't part of the balance but still

______________________________

Avior: Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside?

Elliott: Not it!

Sunshine: Not it!

Avior: ...Neither one of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.

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Starlight: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Elliott: That's deep.

Sunshine: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.

Elliott: That's deeper.

Avior: ...You guys are idiots.

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Elliott: Shh, here comes Starlight!

Sunshine: Quick, Avior, start talking about boring nerd stuff!

Avior: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word “nerd” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist.

Sunshine: Yes, that’s perfect. Just like that.

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Starlight: Where the devil is Avior?

Elliott: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe they melted?

Sunshine: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?

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Avior: How did none of you hear what I just said?!

Starlight: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Elliott: I got distracted halfway through.

Sunshine: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

#redacted asmr #redacted elliot #redacted sunshine #redacted starlight #redacted avior

thinking of how funny it would be for elliott, sunshine, avior and starlight to be friends

#redacted asmr #redacted elliot #redacted sunshine #redacted avior #redacted starlight

pls redacted im beggin ya let sunshine and elliott be happy they've been through enough pls

#redacted asmr #redacted elliot #redacted sunshine

#redacted asmr

asher/baabe, elliott/sunshine, geordi/cutie, guy/honey

#redacted asmr #redacted asher #redacted babe #redacted elliot #redacted sunshine #redacted geordi #redacted cutie #redactedasmr guy #redacted honey

sam and lovely friendship

darlin and vincent friendship

#thats all #redacted asmr #redacted sam #redacted darlin #redacted vincent #redacted lovely

YAYYA GEORDI i love this man sm

#redacted asmr #redacted geordi #redacted cutie #redacted hbs

me happy cause all my listener ocs have cool names:

smartass being named jaxon:

#redacted asmr #redacted angel #redacted darlin #redacted sweetheart #redacted freelancer #redacted smartass #redacted mentor #redacted cutie #redacted lovely #redacted babe

elliott/sunshine and milo/sweeheart need more love all four of them i would literally die for them all

#redacted asmr #redacted elliot #redacted sunshine #redacted milo #redacted sweetheart

kazri-penn

Sunshine 🤝 Gabe 🤝 Sam

(You know the correlation, don’t pretend like you don’t)

(Forgot to add myself to this list. And now have chronic pain and trauma bc of it😭. But in all seriousness, if this is genuinely offensive, lmk and I’ll absolutely take it down)

freelancer-irl

OMG NO IT TOOK A SECOND TO CLICK

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