I am delighted when I nail Mario like a worm
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I am delighted when I nail Mario like a worm
READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER
there’s an incredible amount of glee that comes from watching a sibling do something so remarkably ill-advised and feeling the warmth and comfort in your heart swell at the knowledge you have literally the rest of both of your lives to keep reminding them of this one shining moment of Stupid
But then the incredible amount of dread that comes from your sibling watching you do something so remarkably ill-advised and the feeling of terror and fear in your chest rises at the knowledge that your sibling has literally the rest of both your lives to remind them of that one inexplicable moment of stupidity that you lay wake in bed remembering after all those years
Cosmic Balance
Under Socialism, you will become fuckable
Under socialism fuckability will be distributed equally throughout the grocery store
sooooo can yall help me determine if this is a fireable offense
a lady just came in asking if we have oat milk and we dont so i said “our soy milk is pretty good though, thats what i use in my drinks!” and she looked at me and went “yknow soy milk lowers a mans sperm count” and without thinking i just went “cant lose something you never had”
youre laughing. i got called a soy boy and youre laughing
okay to the people confused by this allow me to shed a little light on the subject
icant fucking breathe
whew chillay
[Transcript:
So that is a video of a woman like, literally piece-by-piece, word-for-word-ing, what her husband's trip to the grocery store for their household is going to be. And I saw another creator stitch this video talking about - I mean they had a really dope word for it and I can't remember it right now, but it's about performed incompetence, and how actually what this husband is doing is exaggerating their own incompetence and exaggerating their own incapability to force the labor that they don't want to do - this husband - onto their partner, right? That their wife will hopefully be like, "Oh my gosh it's just easier for me to do it myself, so I'm gonna do it myself. You're good."
And now they're absolved of the need to contribute to the household. So actually, that performance of incompetence is an investment that that husband is making for his future self. You feel me? It is like a patriarchal investment. And it's two-pronged, right? So you don't have to - One, you don't have to do the thing that you don't want to do, which is go to the grocery store, but two, you've set the expectations for your own capability so low that whatever you end up doing is incredible.
So, now I'm going to do my favorite thing which is to make it about race, and I'm actually going to say that in a parallel sense, like that is a patriarchal investment that the husband is making into his future self, but I think that actually, in the same way, mediocrity is a gift that whiteness gives to its own future. You know what I'm saying? That whiteness performing mediocrity sets the bar so low that the generations that will eventually inherit the legacies of whiteness can do anything and feel entitled to like, riches and fortune, right? And we also accept that performance of incompetence, and that performance of mediocrity, and then accept the bare minimum from whatever white person, or whatever beneficiary of whiteness comes along and does just more than we would expect from them.
And I think the - because of anti-blackness, it's the opposite for black people, right? Like, to escape the violence of whiteness you have to perform such excellence, and inherently the bar is constantly getting higher and higher, until you have all these superhuman black people who are just getting by.
Anyway, I've gotta brush my teeth. Bye!]
Things to bring back in books:
Chapter titles
Actually having a synopsis on the back instead of reviews no one will read
Some excellent additions from the notes:
Maps
Indexes of characters and places with pronunciations
Numbering books in a series on the spine
Tables of contents
i hope this site never gets deleted
yeah i got ADHD, admirin dose’ huge doinkers
is this orange or yellow.
its yellow you are all wrong i have decided just now
hey op, what does this say?
nice try but i’m not colorblind it says 71
Am I tripping?
Is that not 71?
You’re slightly colorblind, that is 74 and the color of the car is orange.
world heritage post
lord forgive me but I may have to make a nonessential purchase
"neurodivergent people are bad at picking up social cues" statistically untrue every day i pick up on millions of social cues that literally do not exist
If your shot hit the tree, then it still missed the deer, my dude.
im not hunting deer im spraying shrapnel into a crowded room and youre in it. are you mad at me
owen wilson broke up with his ex girlfriend cause she wasn't into the idea of him having casual sex with his male and female friends that man is up for anything
not even gonna fact check this im choosing to automatically believe anything anybody tells me about owen winston
I’M IN HYSTERICS