[hexjulia]

so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in

[spider-artdump]

[auckie]

[hungwy]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

awesomesauce on a nothingburger with a glass of lmaonade and a side of epic bacon. for dessert, roflwaffles.

[charlesoberonn]

Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?

Me: Aah, yes… the Homestuck President.

[fozby]

what the shit does that mean

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

I see all of you people who had this post queue’d for 4/13. Good job.

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

[machinot]

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

[xtec]

"you're just fucking the hints guy for hints"

-guy who's fucking the save guy for saves

[urmumsbriskit]

Am I missing extremely important context

[xtec]

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

[frontmansdefender]

I wish every ad that takes you to app store or any site as soon as your finger accidentally touches it a very. bankrupt and die

[wosp-reactivated]

She took my fucking mind palace, I'm thinking out of my mind car now.

[swarnpert]

white boy shocks chinese restaurant with his wolf lightning powers

[2colde]

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it

[catboymuqing-moving]

I’M HORTONS?

[sphereshots]

[fantashic]

[correlatedcontents]

The night is cool and balmy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES are raising an alarm.

> define 'balmy'

Balmy means "pleasantly warm."

Your stock of DICTIONARIES has decreased to 31.

Your SECURITY GNOMES report BANDIT ARTILLERY!

> observe night

The night is cool and balmy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES have entered COMBAT DELIRIUM.

> resolve temperature discrepancy

You haven't acquired enough THERMOMETERS to notice the discrepancy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES have activated the MEAT THRESHER.

[punkrock-bottom]

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

[amazoogle]

i set my name to Paul Enis in the app because then the stickers they put on my grocery deliveries would say P. ENIS. it was like this for months, but now all the sudden they say PAUL E. instead

i can't have that. i won't let that happen. what they could have never predicted is that a beautiful woman named Peni Sausage is about to log on

[bunnygirlpaws]

she transitioned

[berrytart]

we’ve all got that one friend who was definitely born under a cursed star

[noneedtofearorhope]

yeah, its called the sun! ha!