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[longzone222]

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[owlinthelarksnest]

Why does he sound like Tim Allen

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[nowhites]

im witnessing “horny on main” right before my very eyes this morning

[bellygangstaboo]

Legend has it that he was bitten by a radioactive pair of Timbs

[ineedasugarmama]

Well I’ll be

[goldnpoc]

I hate yall so much

[ecstaticasusual]

*this is transparent*

Steven’s halluciation

[modestmondays]

A lot of time I see transparent art and it’s like “oh, cool, it blends in with whatever background” and then I scroll past it.

Not this time.

Click on the image. Trust me. This is what transparency is for. And it’s really well made.

[papajohnpizzas-deactivated20181]

when are we gonna get a superhero movie where the main characters just ugly as shit, just a fucking neanderthal looking guy

[hotvampireadjacent]

doctor strange

[aleksandrsokolovichromanov]

How strange that people, who once raved about how dreamy Cumberbatch was before whatever happened happened (I literally don’t know), now start mocking his appearance. You can be attractive and a terrible person… if that is the case. Tear someone down you don’t like using actual arguments, not being a dickwaffle about their physical appearance which they LITERALLY cannot help.

Lemme stress this again. I don’t know what happened to make people start hating him. I am not in the loop on that and honestly I’d like to know so I can speak knowledgeably, but there are people out there who are self-conscious who might have some of his facial structure or traits who you just made feel extremely bad about themselves.

[definitly-not-a-spy]

Literally nothing other then he getting popular made people start hating him. I am a Fan for a while and really? He NEVER had any drama around him. Nothing. None. Niente. He just got popular, and so hating him became popular. Also, I personally like him! He is definetly a fresh face, and someone I do not confuse all the time with someone else! (Looking at Christian Bale and Keanu Reeves, which I still confuse to this day…) Also, lets be honest here. Deadpool is one ugly mofo, there is no denying. Not the actor, but the role, that is kind of the point there xD

[assian-candor-deactivated201809]

“He NEVER had any drama around him”? Are you fucking sure about that?

At one point he said that he played a slave driver (in 12 Years A Slave) as a “sort of apology” for the fact that his family’s entire fortune is built off the back of slaves.

At one point he defended Julian Assange and said that the sexual assault allegations against him were just character defamation.

Please read this about his role as Khan in Star Trek: Into Darkness.

He’s also set to star in an upcoming adaptation of Gypsy Boy, a memoir which tackles the culture and lifestyle surrounding Romany Gypsy culture. So, more whitewashing. 

At one point he referred to black actors as “coloured”. 

Here he reduces the character of T’Challa – the king of Wakanda and a strong, incredible black character –  to some sort of dirty animal who’s gonna give Bucky rabies.

He both compared people with autism to Frankenstein’s monster, and said that a protagonist with autism would give people with autism “false hope”. 

He misgendered Chelsea Manning on purpose for an entire interview. 

His role in Zoolander 2 was extraordinarily transphobic.

He’s super classist. In this article he both fat-shames and says some really iffy shit about the class structure of the Edwardian period. 

There’s a lot of classism here to unpack. Just give it a read. 

He genuinely feels fucking ostracised and typecast because he’s a rich white man, and thinks this limits his options in the acting industry.

At one point he referred to gay people as “gays” whilst saying that gay people are the most homophobic. He also said that now we’ve “done” a black president, we need to “do” a female president and a gay president.

He just also happens to look like a fucking alien. 

Is that enough?

[paper-mario-wiki]

if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

[shitload-of-muses]

this is an oddly specific post are you ok

[yohandere]

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[coolxatu]

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

[cumonthevoid]

[yosoymalk]

I would marry this man

[the-angels-take-asgard-deactiva]

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

[lualmu]

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

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It’s showing -1 notes

[sovietintel]

i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me

[yourbasicaestheticbitch-blog]

I liked it and it said ‘1 note’

tf is this crap?

[bonism]

1 NOTE I’VE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE

[creep-ser]

ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF????? 

[princey-must-slay-deactivated20]

legendary

[xlilmermaidx-deactivated2019040]

What the fuck

[vintage-cartoonz-deactivated201]

YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!

[na7hank-deactivated20211112]

WE WILL NEVER KNOW… =((((

[noya-sunflower]

IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!

[softmushie]

This is the first thing I saw on my dash

I’m shook

[bookerdwitt]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY

[freddie-duchess-of-shipping]

WTF-

[preciousgaby]

SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDN’T STAY

[lizzy7064]

1 note WTF.

[t0rd5ki-deactivated20180819]

@foolishly-snowy

[itisriv]

3rd time and it’s still broken. This lovely cursèd post.

[furioussharkkitten]

THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????

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still not-works

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[eyes-inthe-skys-deactivated2021]

holy shit…it happened again…

[katswenski]

A mystery, indeed. My website – My Facebook page – See me on LINE Webtoon!

[schistcity]

we’re all getting “older” but age is a relative thing. i’ve licked things that are 250 million years old. you’re not that old and you’re not worth licking. 

[random-cluster-missile---moved]

Clare this is by far the most terrifying post you have ever made

[duskdragonxiii]

Me whenever im sick: save me osmosis jones you sexy little microscopic blue bitch

[1892]

every student @ the whiteboard when there’s no teacher in the room

[socialistwaluigi-deactivated202]

roachie dies in infinity war

[jon-arbuckle-murdered-lyman]

Reminder that Jon Arbuckle murdered Lyman in cold blood as a means to obtain Odie for his own cruel purposes

[genderflux-moved-deactivated201]

Not saying he wouldnt do this but SOURCE?????

[raeloganthesonic06fangirl]

Oh, boy, this is a fun bit of trivia.

See this book? This was published in 1998. I got it when I was 8 from my school bus driver for being really helpful on the route map for her first day, so this book has been in my possession for 19+ years. It’s very battered, but all the pages are still there, taped together, because the binding glue didn’t react well to the environment I lived in at the time.

Page 32 has a special “Bonus” spot for Lyman, with “updated” (for 1998) profile art

Closer look at the page

JON, WHAT DID YOU DO?

[raeloganthesonic06fangirl]

Oh, and also, if you know your Garfield Lore, then Lyman was Jon’s roommate until 1983, then left for an unknown reason, leaving Odie behind. He did appear in a Logo Box for Garfield’s 10th Birthday strip in 1988, as a cameo, but for the most part, Lyman has been absent for so long, they have continually rewritten how exactly Jon obtained Odie, ranging from adopting him from the same shop as Garfield, to adopting Odie a couple years into owning Garfield.

Except for

The popular 90s Garfield flash game, “Garfield’s Spooky Scavenger Hunt”, in which you can find Lyman chained up in a basement as a hidden eastern egg. He begs Garfield to give him some muffins to eat, then disappears after you leave the room and come back.

Garfield Lore is pretty messed up when you dig around.

[0nighthawk0-deactivated20200912]

And just when you think it couldn’t get any worse, you can find Lyman’s decapitated head in the oven in Garfield’s Spooky Scavenger Hunt 2.

Poor Lyman, murdered by his best friend for his dog.

[jon-arbuckle-murdered-lyman]

So Jon is not only a murderer, he’s also a ritualistic cannibal to boot.

[freshspamman]

this literally gave me heart palpitations it's fucking wild