Thought I liked a guy before he said he didnāt know where the Middle East was, stay safe everybody
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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shark vs the universe
we're not kids anymore.
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Thought I liked a guy before he said he didnāt know where the Middle East was, stay safe everybody
as easy as they are to be screwed up royally, my favorite type of villain is the kind that has the āhumans are fragile, worthless, and cruelā/āthis is the reckoning which humanity deservesā/āthis is not coincidence. this is practically⦠biblicalā vibes because 1) they have the best theme songs and 2) they justify my general dislike of humans
my mom, driving more recklessly on purpose when my grandma is in town for christmas: is it me? Am I the drama?
my grandma, bringing up how bad a driver my mom is at every opportunity: I donāt think Iām the drama
you think you act high???? the highest mfs are those people who comment on any pinterest photo ever
no exceptions
click on any pinterest photo and see how long it takes you to find a āweirdā comment in any sense of the word
a collection of phrases my friend has substituted for Benedict Cumberbatch in the last six months in preparation for no way home
brickadick armstrong
dingdong cucumber
tikkytok curlyq
brady bunch magicpants
eggs benedict
benefactor cookiebatch
savvychic schoolgirl
benben batcherbatty
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bibblefub creepy-crawly
beveneva clone attack
a collection of phrases my friend has substituted for Benedict Cumberbatch in the last six months in preparation for no way home
brickadick armstrong
dingdong cucumber
tikkytok curlyq
brady bunch magicpants
eggs benedict
benefactor cookiebatch
savvychic schoolgirl
benben batcherbatty
me diligently working on my english essay like a good student:
google docs: last edit was 2 hours ago
thanks amazon fashion
screw everybody who says baking is easy
yes you debby
screw you and your family because i was asked to make the chocolate chip pumpkin muffins and loaf and i forgot to spray the pan/tin twice, forgot the chocolate chips until the very end so that theyāre all on the very top, nearly burnt the loaf, and placed the muffins on the wrong layer of the oven so they have a crispy black spot on the top
this just in we would evaporate without skin
Source cited in tags.
at this point i will hire somebody to be so annoying i am compelled to throw a drink on their head
octoberās here, which means all my relatives will begin passive-aggressively asking what i want for christmas and this year i have an answer!
wikipedia merchandise. i want the wikmerch.
technically i have a math test tomorrow but technicalities are figments of human precision, i am a collection of organic matter that has been brought to life by some fashion, the state of being that is having something when applied in this context relies heavily on the idea that time is a functioning and justifiable measurement, math is a concept to explain the unexplainable yet inevitable that eventually becomes a loop, tests are meaningless numerical rating systems to do work people are too lazy to accomplish and reinforce grossly misplaced priorities in society, and the concept of tomorrow is only another destination in the fabric of space-time so tell me again why i āneed to studyā?
i donāt hate anybody but i do hate the dumbasses who pulled eugene and rapunzel away from each other during the kingdom dance, read the room guys
p.s. sorry for the low quality :/
me: im gonna fail this test
the test: 75%
me: we snatch a stalemate from the jaws of defeat
there is a strange amount of people playing chess on coolmath at 1:30 am
the only type of music that I will never ever get tired of is the ominous and yet hopeful-for-the-future music that space movies (and in hubble videos) use while they zoom in on nebulas or spacecrafts or something like that
https://youtu.be/y2nRNj3HWlc
just fyi this is exactly the video i was referring to
no credit to me tho this is nasaās hubble love you bb š