increasingly specific hills to die on

biromantic asexual, she/her, i’ll admit it, i’m bi-aced 😎, intp with a pinch of intj

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Thought I liked a guy before he said he didn’t know where the Middle East was, stay safe everybody

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as easy as they are to be screwed up royally, my favorite type of villain is the kind that has the “humans are fragile, worthless, and cruel”/“this is the reckoning which humanity deserves”/“this is not coincidence. this is practically… biblical” vibes because 1) they have the best theme songs and 2) they justify my general dislike of humans

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my mom, driving more recklessly on purpose when my grandma is in town for christmas: is it me? Am I the drama?

my grandma, bringing up how bad a driver my mom is at every opportunity: I don’t think I’m the drama

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you think you act high???? the highest mfs are those people who comment on any pinterest photo ever

no exceptions

click on any pinterest photo and see how long it takes you to find a ‘weird’ comment in any sense of the word

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a collection of phrases my friend has substituted for Benedict Cumberbatch in the last six months in preparation for no way home

brickadick armstrong

dingdong cucumber

tikkytok curlyq

brady bunch magicpants

eggs benedict

benefactor cookiebatch

savvychic schoolgirl

benben batcherbatty

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New additions!

bibblefub creepy-crawly

beveneva clone attack

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a collection of phrases my friend has substituted for Benedict Cumberbatch in the last six months in preparation for no way home

brickadick armstrong

dingdong cucumber

tikkytok curlyq

brady bunch magicpants

eggs benedict

benefactor cookiebatch

savvychic schoolgirl

benben batcherbatty

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me diligently working on my english essay like a good student:

google docs: last edit was 2 hours ago

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thanks amazon fashion

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screw everybody who says baking is easy

yes you debby

screw you and your family because i was asked to make the chocolate chip pumpkin muffins and loaf and i forgot to spray the pan/tin twice, forgot the chocolate chips until the very end so that they’re all on the very top, nearly burnt the loaf, and placed the muffins on the wrong layer of the oven so they have a crispy black spot on the top

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this just in we would evaporate without skin

Source cited in tags.

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at this point i will hire somebody to be so annoying i am compelled to throw a drink on their head

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october’s here, which means all my relatives will begin passive-aggressively asking what i want for christmas and this year i have an answer!

wikipedia merchandise. i want the wikmerch.

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technically i have a math test tomorrow but technicalities are figments of human precision, i am a collection of organic matter that has been brought to life by some fashion, the state of being that is having something when applied in this context relies heavily on the idea that time is a functioning and justifiable measurement, math is a concept to explain the unexplainable yet inevitable that eventually becomes a loop, tests are meaningless numerical rating systems to do work people are too lazy to accomplish and reinforce grossly misplaced priorities in society, and the concept of tomorrow is only another destination in the fabric of space-time so tell me again why i “need to study”?

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i don’t hate anybody but i do hate the dumbasses who pulled eugene and rapunzel away from each other during the kingdom dance, read the room guys

p.s. sorry for the low quality :/

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me: im gonna fail this test

the test: 75%

me: we snatch a stalemate from the jaws of defeat

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there is a strange amount of people playing chess on coolmath at 1:30 am

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the only type of music that I will never ever get tired of is the ominous and yet hopeful-for-the-future music that space movies (and in hubble videos) use while they zoom in on nebulas or spacecrafts or something like that

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https://youtu.be/y2nRNj3HWlc

just fyi this is exactly the video i was referring to

no credit to me tho this is nasa’s hubble love you bb 💕