kneecaps are a privilege

She/they 32 @Faelynny💍🥰 ♿️🇨🇦

[faelynny]

I GOT FUCKING MARRIED YESTERDAY

[freyastrider]

WE GOT FUCKING MARRIED 💖

[freyastrider]

ONE YEAR

[speedlimit15]

grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days

[sobcat]

ready for what the next week brings...

[weirdplutoprince]

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

[littlebirdofprey]

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[karolinactually]

[siderealglimmer]

THANK YOU DON’T MIND IF I DO

[loveridden1999]

person (non-practicing)

[pollen]

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

[alivingtypo]

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

[today-till-tomorrow]

op how does it feel to be the most correct person on earth

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[jusjuiceboxbox]

Welcome to being an adult! Featuring such injury causing events as

- sneezed wrong

- turned your neck a little too fast

- slept weird

- took the trash out to the curb and stepped at a slightly different angle than usual

- breathed

- failed to breathe properly

- breathed in the wrong stuff. Allergy time

- looked too hard at something too far away

- knees

[freyastrider]

I am convinced my wife's neighbours buy a case of fireworks with every paycheck and save them all up for today, genuinely don't understand the appeal of them, don't understand the joy of causing everyone around you harm, and neither of us understand the point of celebrating the day.

THEY HAVE BEEN GOING OFF ALL FUCKING DAY

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[boghermit]

[cringecorp]

[lliveonthesunn]

i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands

[carnelianfoxx]

Piracy is a “victimless crime”? Idk i was kinda hoping there would be a victim. I want the mouse dead

[assasinationbycarscoveredinhamrs]

[bebsi-cola]

disabled people are often in permacrisis

[bebsi-cola]

there's never enough money each month. there's always an unexpected illness. new symptoms pop up or old symptoms flare up. meds have to be managed always and refilled constantly and any refill has the opportunity to go wrong. any regular care has the opportunity to go wrong. any mistake can send your health spiralling. it's always "i just need to get through this bad patch" but as soon as one ends another begins. another crisis begins in the middle of the last crisis. managing one thing leaves another thing to be neglected until that becomes a major issue and has to be managed asap and the cycle starts anew over and over and over

[thatdiabolicalfeminist]

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