Unbetitelt @friederika - Tumblr Blog

"yeah i know it's bad for the environment but like so many things are so i just use it anyway" COOL I'M GONNA BITE THROUGH THIS TABLE

crittizen

this is a poem

wa-u-moved

i couldn’t not draw this

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ok…!

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babe are you okay, your reblogging the subway rat poem again

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babe are you okay,

your reblogging the subway

rat poem again

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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slyandthefamilybook

NOИТИ ЮAROLINA

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Sound I make when I notice there's perhaps a little treat or present for me

mydeddyalabama

what does turkish delight taste like and is it worth the events that occurred in chronicle of narnia: the lion the witch and the wardrobe

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So the first thing you must understand is that there are two basic types of Turkish delight. The first kind is what most people are familiar with, which are these gelatinous cubes covered in powdered sugar. They are, by most metrics, an acquired taste:

This is usually the stuff people try and say, “Yeah, I don’t get it, Edmund.” But if you go to a good Turkish confectioner (or just any of the bazillion stores that sell it in the Istanbul markets) you’ll see a second kind of Turkish delight, in a rolled shape:

This is the good stuff. The sell-your-soul-and-your-family stuff. It’s nutty and chewy and creamy and comes in all sorts of flavors, and I highly recommend it to anyone. (Especially hazelnut. It’s not a traditional flavor but I’m convinced the White Witch dipped into the future to get some for Edmund, it is that delicious.)

eruvadhril

The second thing you need to understand is that the turkish delight was laced with mind-control drugs.

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The third thing you need to understand is Edmond was living under WII sugar rationing

anonymoussong

Official recreation of The Dashcon photo, 11 years apart!

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DONT FORGET YOUR VIRTUAL DASHCON TICKETS

anthophilafalls

Happy Dashcon 2 Eve, you can only reblog this today!

lunazepotato

People said that Tumblr isn't a great place to post original art that isn't fanart, but I'm doing it anyway because I haven't got the motivation to draw anything else

Happy pride month lads! 🧡💛🤍💙

from an aroace potato :)

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Jason: happy zombie day!!

Dick: ....Jason

Dick: do you mean fucling EASTER?

stitchposts

hiddeninsakura

arachnid-party

i feel like a lot of discourse around identities could just be boiled down to “you could not pay me to care about this”

arachnid-party

therians? this doesn’t affect me in the slightest. weird transgenders? okay who cares. contradictory labels? none of my business. neopronouns? it takes 5 seconds of my time to google how to use a pronoun set this is like minimal brain work. bi lesbians? i don’t get how that works but the world will keep spinning. normalize minding your own business

aletheyass

tes THDPSSSSPS 💜

emilianonhigh

someday there will be a generation of gay weirdos who don’t know about tumblr heritage. “what’s dash-con?” they say, as i cry into the shoulders of my three weed smoking girlfriends in grief at this loss, looking at the sky. god damn do i love the color of the sky.

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not if we can help it