[frightenedslime]

need to add this to the page, thanks Tasta Vansa for doing this

[frightenedslime]

you think Joker from Smile PreCure is sexyman material?

[frightenedslime]

not to influence anything, but it's really fun to blowdry long hair into a crazy mess. just saying

[frightenedslime]

pretty homophobic to give out 4 physics labs, a 50 question castle learning and corrections during pride month (and a week before school ends)

[frightenedslime]

How did Mother Gothel get up the tower before Rapunzel had long hair? You think she climbed up a rope herself?

[frightenedslime]

nice addition of the frog bar tumblr

[blaruu]

Being 6ft and

having a very small kitten form a bond with you and

watching this very small kitten follow you everywhere and

having to look directly down  all the time

a a a a a a  a a a a  aa a a a a aa a a a 

[gravediggersfern]

Please take a picture show us your perspective

[blaruu]

POV: you’re 6ft trying not to step on a very small cat that follows you.

[frightenedslime]

my dreams :)

[frightenedslime]

My newest work of art.

[frightenedslime]

imagine if there was a minecraft update that let spiders break open windows like zombies break doors, along with it being able to climb on the ceiling properly.

Imagine, your little character was busy making a nice flower pot, but then- crack. You look to the window, and see a spider bashing its skull against it, trying to open it, trying to reach you. You left your sword in a different room (like an idiot) and run to get it, while the spider gets in. You come back, looking on the ground for the beast. Nothing. Then you hear the disgusting spider noise they make from right above you and scream in horror as it hops on you like an overused jumpscare.

[frightenedslime]

assignment for school is asking me for 'personal experiences', about to hit my teacher with sad

[frightenedslime]

about to go into my anxiety about grades on a school assignment let's GOOOOOOOo

[frightenedslime]

assignment for school is asking me for 'personal experiences', about to hit my teacher with sad

[frightenedslime]

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is so weird and oddly terrible. It recognizes how the parents are mostly to blame for the children being the way they are, yet blames the children almost completely. Then it takes them and puts them through decently traumatizing events; Violet has to be 'juice' (that's definitely blood) Mike is stretched back to normal using a taffy machine, Augustus was probably drowning on chocolate, and in most versions of the show, Veruca almost was burnt alive. Then the Oompa Loompas pull out their latest hit single, 'Oompa Loompa Doopedy Doo, your kids sucked so their lives are fucked too!' But then it's all fine at the end, as it their experiences won't haunt them for the rest of their lives :)

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Everybody was immortal, but there was nothing to cherish in life. You got a timer of how long you were alive: mine read 152 years. Underneath it, it read, "How will you escape this fruitless, miserable life?"

[what-the-goose]

id get a pet cat. i like cats

[jacknickelton]

But then you’ll outlive them :(

[frightenedslime]

the cats are immortal as well.

[frightenedslime]

ah yes, all of these are just as terrifying as the next

[frightenedslime]

i need to make a character with good flaws but recognizes that those flaws are okay and lives their life happily and appreciates the little things in life and that i can show my friends and they'll adore them

[localcanadiancryptid22]

I support women in STEM (Scary experiments,Time loops,Existential dilemmas,Madness).

[calware]

PSA

avoid conforming to traditional gender norms by avoiding this common palette:

try using these palettes instead!!

[calware]

[araccoonthatlikesmurder]

Not to be mean but they’re right. None of these would ever fit together

[lizluvscupcakes]

They’re DISGUSTING, op. I’m sorry, it’s better you hear it here than have your grandma say she likes your clothes.

[calware]

i actually disagree! not to bring back a certain children's hospital and say "it's literally color theory" unironically, but... it's literally color theory. both of these color palettes are virtually complimentary and look pretty nice together

youve got reds, greens, and blues:

and purples, blues, yellows, and oranges:

(you'll have to click on the images to see the full thing, i don't want to put them one after the other and make this post even longer than it already is. sorry for the low resolution im doing this on my phone)

of course there's variation in the values and saturation, but imo that's a bit of a given ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[calware]

wait actually fuck this post. what the hell is going on between you two

[nerves-nebula]

not to re-rail a post that OP himself intentionally derailed but I wanted to try out the palettes. The first one is made with the Girl Colors with no changes made to the values/saturation.

i think its ok. 

The second one I tweaked the saturation and values a to my liking. Both are very low effort but as you can see I kinda got into the second one. Anyway I really like orange/purple/yellow as a color scheme so I had fun with this 

[nekoglycerin]

hey op i hope u dont mind but i made some boys and girls in these colors ^v^

[calware]

wait omg it would be so cool if there was a different character for each color and they were all in one friend group together, i would LOVE to read a story about that

[maybetheyregiants]

omg someone should make a Kickstarter for this!!!!!

[polyphonetic]

it's interesting that there are twelve of them! you could like, based them all off of the zodiac. you know, tiger, rat, rabbit, dragon, etc

[calware]

[joeyclaire]

HUH

[calware]

[heehoothefool]

This post took so .any left turns we got back on track and turned left again anyways Homestuck on the dash again good morning everybody

[krystal-prisms]

Terrible post everyone, hit the showers

[villainessbian]

There's everything in that post. Colours I can't see because I'm colour-blind. Homestuck jokes. Casual transphobia. A children's hospital. That's history

[ghrugirlclub]

This post is like trying to do an olympic sprint through a fucking minefield

[calware]

it's not even a year old yet??

[transgenderpussycat]

what about not gendering fucking colours

[calware]

IT'S SATIRE

[starfireseraphim]

What the hell did I just read

[cinderrrring]

This post orbited the moon and earth. Just how the earth revolves around our star. Interesting

[greetings-inferiors]

I hope this post gets knocked out of orbit and crashes into the earth so another species can evolve without fucking tumblr

[thearomancer]

I concur, this post may be what is hindering us as a species

[the-haiku-bot]

I concur, this post

may be what is hindering

us as a species

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[frightenedslime]

the perfect end.