Nerrrrrdy

I am a giant sci-fi fantasy fan, biochemist, and ultimate frisbee nerd.

[kairithemang0-fm]

Reblog if you're transmasc, support trans men, or want a chocolate chip cookie

[momoboyds]

white europeans love to pretend like the united states and europe aren’t two cheeks of the same ass

[hiimneptune]

Listen, nobody who's ever opened a history book says we didn't do that shit first. Pick an atrocity and chances are there was a time europeans did it on mass to someone for the sake of profit. The difference, is that we have for the most part put that behind us, while the US is just sinking deeper and deeper into it. We're not perfect, and we were a lot worse in the past. But it has been a while since we were the problem

[momoboyds]

so the racism, antiblackness, islamophobia, and hatred for immigrants just disappeared huh

[creatingblackcharacters]

"its been a while since we were the problem" someone Black was murdered by police violence in Ireland last month

[moringmark]

[sandersstudies]

Put kids I’m babysitting down for a nap and they think they are being VERY mischievous by pretending to sleep whenever I walk by and then quietly talking and playing when I’m not around.

What they don’t know is that 1) I’m doing other stuff around the house without having to worry about where they are and what they’re doing and 2) I’ve watched them on the baby monitor have about a dozen disagreements which they resolved peacefully, whereas if an adult was around it would instantly become a tattletale situation.

[theabigailthorn]

House of the Dragon S3 Hype Post

i did the press junket for House of the Dragon Season 3 yesterday, and it was a WILD time. kinda like getting married: there's lots of running around and putting on clothes and hair and makeup and people asking fun questions, and then big emotions and crowds

favourite question was the reporter who asked me what kind of dragon I would want and I got to gush about the Eragon series for like 5 minutes. She said my answer was very detailed and I was like "i'm a lesbian and a tumblr girlie, if you ask me what kind of dragon I want I'm like "Do you want to see drawings?""

I got Brian and Nicki, the glam team from Philosophy Tube, to style me for the day, which was an awesome time. If I'm coming up my whole team is coming up

yummmmmmm

met these two on my way out of a photoshoot; can confirm tumblr, both lovely and nice in real life

tylarako 5eva

anyway, what a crazy weird day

monday is the world premiere. I have a devastated 10/10 cunt scale motherquake outfit planned

wild to think that i'm blorbo now, I started out a tumblr girlie hustling stolen shoelaces and now my shoelaces are the fanciest, so fancy in fact that I don't even have shoelaces

[goblinowo]

As a biologist with a focus in conservation sometimes I have a hard time reading fantasy novels where the protagonists go and kill beasts in the forest all willy nilly. Like the giant spiders were keeping the megafauna in check you bastards. That ecosystem is going to be so irreparably fucked :(

[sceptixfakemon]

i really genuinely wish I could hit chatgpt with my bare fists and hear its pityful electronic voice fade into glitched robotic gibberish and choking beeps as I hit it before I smash it for good and it shuts the fuck up forever

[sceptixfakemon]

no no it's fine

[sceptixfakemon]

why are so many people wondering if I'm horny for chatgpt. it's like the most unfuckable robot ever created heeell NO

[sceptixfakemon]

dragging you out of the tags like it's the last thing I'll ever do on this site

[fipindustries]

ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten

[mint-corset]

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

[such-justice-wow]

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

[lectorel]

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

[domina-honoribila]

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

[teaboot]

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

[lydiogames]

[lydiogames]

this reply made me laugh harder than any reply I think I've ever gotten

[blogfeind]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[lydiogames]

I never use Tumblr anymore but literally everyday that I login this has new interaction

[redpandarascal]

you've been runnin round runnin round throwing that turtle on my knee

[teaboot]

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

[teaboot]

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

[teaboot]

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

[confused-stars]

being autistic kind of is like feruchemy if you think about it

you expend all your social energy doing something and then have to spend days potentially sick in bed refilling your reserves

[darkestbrook]

[atomikats]

curiouser and curiouser

[nebulations]

[ID: A Project Hail Mary comic titled "After the Explosion". Grace and Stratt stand together, and Stratt lights a cigarette and says, "Dr. Grace, please ensure I am not bothered." Grace: "Yeah OK--" Stratt: "I am allotting myself 3 minutes to mourn." Grace asks with surprised suspicion, "Wait. 3 minutes?" Stratt: "Yes."

Grace: "Last time we lost someone you only asked for 1." Stratt: "Yes. I allow myself 1 minute per significant loss." Grace: "Oh okay." He frowns, then starts counting off on his fingers: "DuBois... Shapiro..." He turns to Stratt, who's turning away, and asks, "Wait a second, who's the third?" Stratt walks away, and Grace repeats concernedly, "Stratt? Who's the third??" Stratt thinks to herself while smoking, "Can't believe I gotta kill this guy." End ID]

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.

“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”

“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”

“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”

“WHY QUESTION?????”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.

Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.

[samreich]

just throwing this out there

[grickle14]

True art lover.

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]