A million muses tell no tale.

[projectvoicebend]

PROJECT VOICEBEND Turns 10! (Legend of Korra REUNION!)

It's been 10 years since Project Voicebend was born, so we're getting the gang back together to celebrate!

[lesbianshepard]

I would be the worst spy of all time because on one hand I overshare like hell, but on the other hand I also have THE shittiest memory so it’s really a lose/lose scenario for everyone involved.

[lesbianshepard]

guy interrogating me: What’s the passcode?

me: Ah fuck. I think it might be 792.....4?

me: Actually no I think it starts with a 2.

me:

me: Yeah I usually just rely on muscle memory for it. Do you think you could get a keypad in here? That might be faster.

[lesbianshepard]

guy interrogating me: who do you work for?!

me: Okay, so this is super embarrassing. I know he told me his name when we first met but I forgot and at this point it would be weird if I asked him for his name again, right? So I just kind of go with “sir” whenever I have to talk to him. It might be David though. He looks like a David.

[lesbianshepard]

me, after being extracted: bad news guys, I totally blew Dave’s cover.

my boss: Wait, what?

me: Yeah, like they had knives and shit and it was kind of stressful so I just told them that my contact’s name was David Johnson. Really sorry about that.

boss: We don’t have a David Johnson working for us. Are you thinking of James?

me: 

me: Good news, guys, I did not blow James’ cover!

[lesbianshepard]

Enemy 1: So, how did the interrogation go?

Enemy 2: We got nothing. All they did was ramble on about their childhood trauma for two hours.

Enemy 1: Hmm. maybe lower the dose of the truth serum next time.

Enemy 2: We didn’t use truth serum.

[projectvoicebend]

👀👀👀

[azrakon]

[the-grand-author-ne]

[writing-prompt-s]

One day, you get a knock on your door. When you open it, you see the protagonist from your favorite book standing there, wide-eyed. “I know you won’t believe me,” they say, “but you’re the main character of my favorite book. I know how it ends and I’m here to change it.”

[tigerdude51087]

“Oh thank god, my life is really spiraling out of control lately” you say, relieved

Harry Potter pulls out a handgun “I think you misunderstand the point of this visit” 

[zenzgtandg]

My feelings about the recently announced Fallout 76

[solarpunk-aesthetic]

This adorable little robot is designed to make sure its photosynthesising passenger is well taken care of. It moves towards brighter light if it needs, or hides in the shade to keep cool. When in the light, it rotates to make sure the plant gets plenty of illumination. It even likes to play with humans.

Oh, and apparently, it gets antsy when it’s thirsty.

The robot is actually an art project called “Sharing Human Technology with Plants” by a roboticist named Sun Tianqi. It’s made from a modified version of a Vincross HEXA robot, and in his own words, its purpose is “to explore the relationship between living beings and robots.”

I don’t care if it’s silly. I want one.

[projectvoicebend]

PROJECT VOICEBEND Episode 21/22 - “The New Spiritual Guide”

Korra comes crawling back to the airfamily to try going into the spirit world. Tenzin’s a big baby so he can’t come with, but maybe Super-Great-At-Everything Jinora can?

dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

[nudityandnerdery]

I’d just shrug and say, “Okay, thanks, Jod, I’ll keep that in mind.”

[srahpls]

#THIS IS THE HILL I WILL DIE ON (x)

[trickstertime]

I WILL FACE JOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

[ask-cloud-skipper]

[WHEEZE]

[catlips001]

Chaotic good.

[weloveshortvideos]

The best Halo clip I’ve ever seen

[deadgripss]

fuckin legendary

[plasmalogical]

this is the guy who wrote the navy seal copypasta

[qweety-archive-deactivated20240]

I have no words

[grall]

It’s the full version. XD

[gif87a-com]

[flutegod]

this is the most beautiful thing i have ever heard

[dragonsateyourtoast]

Sorry all I can think about is how pissed off everyone else in this dorm must be

[quousque]

what is this song i should know this i feel like a dumbass

[prince-atom]

“Binary Sunset” from Star Wars.

And man, is this gorgeous.

[toris-fan-nest]

If this happened at my dorm I’d be like: 

‘Someone’s watching Star Wars??? 

WERE ARE THEY AND CAN I JOIN THEM??????’

If they did this at 3AM however, then I’d be pissed…

[asceneaminute]

Visit Original Link

[frisherman]

If you like “improv” and you have an unhealthy disdain for your time. Do I have a blog for you! I get a word from a random word generator then try and create a semi coherent story in 1 take. Some editing is done to improve flow, timing and 100% less wet noises. No extra dialogue is added, what you hear is what I said first time.

[internetghost]

Someone help me find who made this because they are 60000% funnier than everyone else on this website and I must become their disciple

[frisherman]

We must find the one!

[such-fun]

Sassy HYDRA agent

[bbgum-princen]

*deep menacing accent* “How did you take down Captain America?” *matter of fact European accent replies* “We shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he is an idiot”

[officialcaptain-marvel]

sassy hydra agent: hello mr. barnes were going to take your arm off bucky barnes: i think i just need help sassy hydra agent: give you cool robot arm

[midnightsinger]

@garnier-fx there’s another one! 

[weltinator]

sassy hydra agent: well if it isn’t captain america…

captain america: but it is me.

sassy hydra agent: no, it’s, an expression.

captain america: your nazi tricks won’t work on me!

[books-in-order]

Pup interrupts soccer match, gives interview.

[the-stray-liger]

The commentator narrating the pup’s moves with the ball is AMAZING and I’m crying