Früt Cæk @frooodypunk - Tumblr Blog

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

pangur-and-grim

somecunttookmyurl

we should bring back the supernatural fandom somehow having an extremely specific gif for literally every occasion though

i know you guys are still out there. i know you still have your .gif folders. don't pretend you're not.

fade-steppin

somecunttookmyurl

you. you get it.

1five1two

decadent-hag

officeshelpdesk

The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel

enemy-viv-deactivated20240228

my-flying-sister

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

the-dandy-liar

orcposts

TOOLTIP: you can get more funny juice by performing the "jerking off" activity. find it by selecting genitals from your inventory!

goblinposts

> use genitals

orcposts

You can't use that right now!

goblinposts

> use hand on genitals

orcposts

You can't use that right now!

goblinposts

> use genitals on hand

orcposts

You can't use that right now!

goblinposts

> help

orcposts

I don't know that word.

You are clobbered by the OGRE!

You have lost your genitals. . .

goblinposts

man fuck this game

idkitsartman

This is very stupid but it’s genuinely what I think about every time I consider skipping dinner after work

Edit: legit did not realize that senshis fighting for his life in the sexyman polls but I’m very happy to be spreading pro senshi propaganda

iz-robin

One of these has the moral standing of a cartoon villain, the other might save the country.

Welcome to British politics.

matthgeek

Well that's not staying in the tags

pangur-and-grim

it's good that I will never be a dog breeder, bc I would make the elephant dog. long borzoi snout, chunky pitbull body, ears of a papillon

pangur-and-grim

why aren't we doing this?

pangur-and-grim

you 🫵 you can join the breeding project.

swordbymyside

julia1x5-deactivated20250903

I refuse to let this be lost in the tags

supreme-leader-stoat

cristalplanetheart

😳

savethewailes

Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!

adelphicoracle

Perfect tags

i-cant-carry-it-for-you

syn4k

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

joyflameball

afloweroutofstone

pangur-and-grim

the growth of Rusty Nail

pangur-and-grim

I think she’s stopped now. god I hope she’s stopped.

bitchesgetriches

Companies that rushed to replace human labor with AI are now shelling out to have IRL workers to fix the technology's screwups.

Delicious. We love to see it.

tobaeus

@ralfmaximus

ralfmaximus

Ultimately, she spent 20 hours redoing the copy from scratch — and with her $100-per-hour rate, that meant her client was shelling out $2,000 for copy that likely would have ended up being far cheaper had a human just written it in the first place.

I love stories like this.

tacofriend

Get peer reviewed!

lierdumoa

deadgenerations

in more pleasant news: this year is seeing the biggest humpback migration in Australian history, bigger than it was PRE whaling. That's right, there are more humpbacks migrating off the coast of Australia than there were BEFORE industrial whaling started.

A huge, fat W for environmentalists and Greenies. what an achievement