yippiee

gestures at dogs allowed sign

[yuliciagaming]

positive affirmations

[nomeusstuff]

[monkeywiki]

ford F 1/50

[pixlokita]

Come on✨💅

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[mf-dude]

[rainbowbarnacle]

[tuttocenere]

A highlight in the history of uninvited cats on stage has to be the premiere of Rossini's Barbiere di Siviglia:

... during the finale, a cat arrived, and mingled with the performers. [Figaro] chased it from one side, it returned from the other side to throw itself at the legs of [Bartolo]. ... the audience imitated its meows and encouraged it to continue its improvised role.

Alexis Jacob Azevedo: G. Rossini, sa vie et ses oeuvres (1864)

[pitbolshevik]

the mercedes clr incident at le mans is one of the only racing crashes i feel comfortable laughing at because a) nobody was seriously injured and b) it is a little funny that mercedes watched their car do That and were like "okay. uh. you know what we're just never doing le mans ever again"

[pitbolshevik]

mercedes watching their car do this: huh. maybe we're not good at endurance racing.

[pitbolshevik]

my tags were correct, it did in fact do it twice

[headspace-hotel]

Btw I recently found out about the fern Sticherus truncatus and i don't like it. Why is it so bad to look at??? I hate it so much??? Cursed Cursed Cursed

[headspace-hotel]

If i post a picture of it I feel like there should be some kind of warning on it, in a similar category as trypophobia, but what

[headspace-hotel]

...Bad. Why is it doing that

[unitydruid]

I’m so glad you asked. In the ferns you’re probably used to seeing, such as Pteridium aquilinium, the fractal patterns increase in size as you move towards the base of the plant. They taper to a point. In S. truncatus, the fractal patterns increase in size as you move away from the base of the plant, a pattern which is more commonly seen in trees. S. truncatus branches toward infinity, giving that broad, crowded look.

[headspace-hotel]

Okay there's an actual mathematical reason it looks Wrong. That's neat thanks for sharing

[headspace-hotel]

[headspace-hotel]

i found more pictures on inaturalist i like it even less zoomed out

[demonius-darkblade]

I hear being kind is punk but is it ska? Is being kind ska? I don't care about being kind unless it's ska.

[princess-of-phyresis]

fuck i need to amend the list

this is all getting so complex :/

[jame7t]

Caterpillars aren’t exciting enough it should be random what comes out of the cocoon. And for my third wish make my tits bigger again

[gay--dog]

i cant stop saying "im gonna smile" lately its really funny to me. cause saying it that way makes it sound like a threat or something. like fuck if you dont watch out im seriously gonna Smile . im seriously gonna fucking Grin myself

[pointnclick]

if i was a bug i would find you every lifetime just to die in your drink

[ordheist]

NEW BOOK ALERT

28 page sci-fi bestiary styled as a vintage naturalist book. if you're a fan of Pikmin, speculative biology, or just looking at little beasties, you may enjoy Observations of a Small Boulder in Hantu Forest

digital release only for now, only 4 bucks! I’m trying to offload commission work and get a bit of income from my personal work, so any support is deeply deeply appreciated

https://ordheist.itch.io/observations

Observations of a Small Boulder in Hantu Forest by ordheist

A 28 page bestiary cataloguing various alien lifeforms in a small forest clearing.

[ordheist]

hey if you snagged this over the past month and a bit, I’d love to know what you thought of it. any particular highlights, what you remember most from the book, I’d love to know!

[kingcatnine]

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

[seven-oh-four]

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

[kingcatnine]

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time

[cvntkisser]

my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.

[kingcatnine]

when will it be my turn.

[o-kenki]

[kingcatnine]

holy fuck

[kingcatnine]

happy one year to bedtime yaoi

[blossompigeon]

RELAUNCHING SHOP ON KO-FI!

A while back I had stickers and prints for sale on Big Cartel, which I closed a while back due to not being able to afford the site hosting cost. I realised a bit ago "oh, I can sell stuff on Ko-Fi lmao", SO!! I have listed several prints and stickers for sale over on Ko-Fi! Shipping is worldwide, have a look if you're interested!

Visit tytonidaeus's Shop!

I've opened a shop. Come take a look!

If anyone has any questions or queries please let me know! I wanted to reopen this as I'm working on several other things I would like to put up in the future (stay tuned...). Hope everyone is doing well and surviving the summer!

[blossompigeon]

Next day reblog! Check out me waaaaares

[bugdotpng]

very much a fan of this post so i felt compelled to make my own. print it out and give it to your coworkers or hang it in your cubicle and go "don't make me tap the sign"

[hewouldntbeafuckingpoolguy]

hot one today huh?

YEAH?

[savannahsdrabbles]

It’s always my favorite character

[just-a-space-rabbit]